Modern AU: An exasperated Courfeyrac attempts to help Marius ask Cosette on a date.

Life in post-Napoleon France can be short and brutal with tragic endings almost inevitable. Of course, just because everyone's going down in flames doesn't mean that they can't occasionally escape from the world of rationality and misery and see where they end up. They might be just as dead at the end but they'll have had a far more entertaining fall. Les Misérables parody.

From the Blog of Dr John Watson: Hello to all my loyal readers across the pond. Thanks for having me and Sherlock as your guests the last week. For those of you who didn't know, a mysterious explosion has taken us to New York...

The day comes when Phil Coulson finds a missed call from Manila. Minor Phlint :D

"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.

When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D

It's funny how annoying a small prick can be. Or the one where Bruce gets insulted and Clint shoots missiles of mass destruction. No pairings unless you squint. T for bad words thanks to Tony's train of thought. Enjoy!

Living with Sherlock Holmes, John has grown somewhat accustomed to sudden, unexpected insanity. This, however, is a bit much, even for him.

What happens when a certain man with a minor position in the British government decides that Nick Fury needs to expand his team? This. Also contains characters from Torchwood, Doctor Who and Supernatural.

Just the viewpoint of each Avenger and their take on their new home, the Avengers Mansion. With special bonus character's view.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Moriarty killing time by telling children's bedtime stories.

Jack, Gwen and Ianto investigate an energy spike in the Rift and find the corpse of a young man, but nothing is quite what it seems.

After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!

Done for leupagus' LJ/Dreamwidth challenge: 'Damn Your Fandom Is Good At What You Do'. Organic chemists Tony Stark and Charles Xavier don't exactly get along. Also, there are cookies. Chemistry-phobics welcome.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

In which the Doctor is really a madman with a box. AU

The Sorting Hat's PoV while Sorting.

Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Maladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!

Inter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...

Mal Monstrous Regiment is transplanted unwillingly into the Being Human Universe. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!

When Rhiannon was nine, she watched her father break her brother's leg. Ianto, through his sister's eyes.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

...But oh, were they wrong. We're just Slytherins. A series of oneshots about the Slytherins in Harry's year.

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....

Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.