An overbearing boss, a new rabbit on the force, judgmental strangers, and, of course, a series of violent murders. Because you know, thought Nick, why make things easy? [rated M for later chapters]

A year after Nick joined the force, Nick and Judy have built the perfect life: roommates, partners and best friends, the two are practically inseparable. But while attending a coworker's wedding, Nick manages to spill a little more information than he had ever intended to share.

Judy's life is nothing like a romance novel.

Nick finds himself love - and Judy isn't involved. Follow Judy as she tries to confront the crushing loneliness brewing away inside of her. Pulled from the dark recesses of 4chan, henceforth the first half is converted from greentext. Contains occasional swearing and sexual themes. You've been warned.