Late one night, Noodle sneaks over to 2D's room wearing... well, not much. What follows is pretty much exactly what you'd expect. (2D/Noodle. Told from 2D's perspective. Rated 'M' for sex.) Please read and review!

Noodle and 2D have a secret that they feel has been kept long enough. They want to figure out a way to tell the others and come up with something rather creative. When Russel and Murdoc hear the lyrics to "She's my Collar" for the first time what will their reaction be? Can 2D and Noodle defend themselves or will their secret affair become just a memory? Rated M.