The-Crazy-Slushy
Heyy, this is Slushy. I'm The-Crazy-Slushy cuz I'm hilarious, random, and crazy. (Hyper too, THANK YOU Coca-cola!!!) Name: I don't want stalkers, but you can call me Katie. Age: Middle School Occupation(s): Author/Artist/Ninja Label: Athletic Random Stuff: 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Not telling. :P 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (3 letters of real name plus -izzle):Nasizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Black Tiger (Feirce!) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Mohnawah 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Lilac Pepsi 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): My Mom doesn't have a middle name... 7. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Fluffy Female Comebacks (Yea, I'm a feminist, are you!?) Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. 8 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE: 1. People who point to their wrist while asking for the time. Come on, I know where my watch is, where the hell is yours? I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is. 2. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, freak, I just paid ten dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 3. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 4. When people correct my usage of words using correct grammar while I'm talking. It's a tad annoying, not to mention rude. 5. When you are waiting at the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, genius? 6. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that good?" No, it's really disgusting. I just like to eat things I hate. 7. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need. 8. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right. What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”. 7. Don’t use any punctuation. 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go” 10. Sing Along at the Opera 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!” 14. When leaving the zoo, start ' running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!” 15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy. Quotes of Epicness Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. {True about the man, but smarts are for me} Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Is that the yellow banana tree? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. "Eat my shorts!" ~Bart Simpson ~Buhbye! ~Katie |
