A joined account of Kona-chan and Elphie :)

Short bios about us two:

Konata~ Sup, I'm the scene otaku one. Classic rock is A-FRIGGIN-MAZING, as well as screamo. I like basically all things that Elphaba likes, and as for rights...well, I don't feel like saying it again. Check out my original account if you're so desparate to know. ANGSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (Dear Elphie: What, no avatar?) (I'M WORKING ON IT!) (Thank you.)

Elphaba~ YO, I have realized I am no longer the hyper one... SO I WILL BE THE THEATRE GEEK! I like dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'! I like classic rock. And showtunes, anime, kids television shows, animals, Animals, green people, writing, and stuff... yeah... I HAVE A SOCK MONKEY NAMED SOKKA!

Though we are similar, we have our disagreements. For example Konata LUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVES SasuKarin whilst Elphie adores SuiKa (It means Watermelon! COME ON it was MEANT TO BE) and then there's the ChoIno vs SaiIno thing. Then of course... Pearlshipping vs Ikarishipping... but we shall convert Kona-chan to an Ikarishipper... And in politics (bare in mind we're way too young for political debate... and immature) Elphie's a democrat and Kona-chan's a republican (correct me if I'm wrong) (No, you're right. And there's the whole McCain vs. Obama thing as well... Oh well. We agree to disagree, so that makes these agreements. See? That's why we're best friends!) (You should not have said that... SINGS TOY BOX: SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?)

ELPHIE WILL NOW DO A 1-12 FOR NARUTO!!(And I, Kona-chan, shall, too, because I'm bored!)

1-12 Naruto
1- Tobi 2- Ino 3- Karin 4- Sasuke 5- Naruto 6- Shikamaru 7- Hinata 8- Kiba 9- Temari 10- Konohamaru 11- Sai 12- Jiraiya

1. Have you ever read a Nine/Eleven fic before? Nope, but I'm sure their out there. (Ditto.)
2. Do you think Eight is hot? How hot? Pretty hot XD KONA-CHAN lol (Lawlz, I know, right? For those of you who are in the dark, I was Kiba for Halloween XD)
3. What would happen if Twelve got One pregnant? It seems pretty possible to me hehe (I'd scream...Because that's just wrong...)
4. Do you recall any fics about Three? not really (Yep.)
5. Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? YESSSSS CUTE!! (Eh, it's ok) (Baka! It's better than ShikaIno, right?)(Of course.)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Three? BOTH! HAHA (HOLY MOTHER OF COW. I CAN'T DECIDE.)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? faints lol (Ditto.)
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Sasuke's plan to destroy the village comes to a terrible demise because of one little boy (I don't think I can beat that XD)
9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? EVERYONE IS CUTE WITH TOBI XD (AGAIN. HOLY MOTHER OF COW.) (OMB I FORGOT JOO WERE KIBA! DOES KONA-CHAN LURVE TOBI?) (You butter believe it. Shut up, Maile Flannagan.)
10. Suggest a title for a Eleven/Four Hurt/Comfort fic. "Replacement" possibly SaiSaku or SaiIno ("Emo Talk" at least, Sai LOOKS somewhat emo...) (he's very emo!) (Yeah.)(Except he "smiles")
11. What would happen if Four wanted to marry one? Muahahahahaha heartbreak! Tobi lurves Deidara (I'm not going to go there...X3)
12. Does anyone on your friend's list read Three? Yup (That would be me.)
13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw Eleven? Uh huh (That would not be me.)
14. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five? I WOULD! (WHOOO!! SASUINONARU!!)
15. What might ten scream at? His boss XD (Can't argue with that XD)
16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would it be? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! (YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG, CRYING ALL THE TIME...)
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Shika-kun has lots of fun :D (GAHHHHH CRACK)
18. What might be a good pickup line for for Ten to use on Two? Hmmmm... I can't think right now! (I say, "Come on, Ino, we're totally compatible! I mean, seriously, we have the same English voice actress!" XD) (Ahhh, that would get her to flush! XD No wait... that's kinda creepy the same person getting together with herself...) (JOO JUST RUINED MY PICKUP LINE!)
19. What might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "I think he has a dick..." (Gah, KibaIno. 'Tis strangely popular. Oh, and ditto.) (Yeah, I wonder how KibaIno got popular?) (Who knows?)
20. How emo is Seven? Maybe... narrows eyes (Quiet, yes. Emo...I have no idea X3) (SasuHina...) (Woah crap.)

ELPHIE WILL DO ANOTHER DIFFERENT 1-12 FOR INUYASHA! WOOP!

1. Sango 2. Shippo 3. Miroku 4. Kikyo 5. Kagome 6. Rin 7. Naraku 8. Kohaku 9. InuYasha 10. Sesshomaru 11. Jakotsu 12. Kouga

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No... besides, Jakotsu is a homosexual. (Not much more to say here.)
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? She's very well drawn, I suppose. (SHE PERTY.)
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Umm... (That's...not even possible. Haha, I once saw an MPreg meme for SasuKarin on DA! It was funneh.)(I want to make a meme but can't draw -sadface-)
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any? Duh, InuKago is the SHIZZZZ... I don't remember (Just look at my favorites.)
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple? YESYESYESYES (Sure.)
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? HOW CAN YOU TEMPT ME WITH THIS QUESTION! I LOVE BOTH PAIRINGS! Probably SesshKago right now though (InuKag.)
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex? Kill somebody, I'm not sure... this has never slipped my mind before (PEDOOOOOOOOO.)
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic? Ummm... It's a boy's night out and these two are looking for someone to bear their children... well, one of them is (Can't top that!)
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Awww, family fics are usually very sweet (: (They are :) )
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic: "I Will Kill You." I don't know but probably a short drabble (For some reason, I just thought of...never mind, it's too random.)
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Holy... I don't think I would want that... (HOLY MOTHER OF COW.)
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I don't know. I don't particularly look for fics about Naraku (Ditto.)
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? YES! MIRSAN IS THE SHIZZZZZZ (Whoooooooooooo)
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that I know about (Not meh.)
15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Maybe... "Motherly Instincts" I'd call it (I'd write that.)
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Sesshomaru can SCREAM?! (No, REALLY?)
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? "Sober" by P!nk after Naraku's curse wore off him (Don't know about this guy all that well, so...)
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: This is weird (SanKouRin? Now that's HOT.) (Hot, but weird)
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Eight to use on Three? Well, I'm not going to think about that, BUT what if Sango notices that Miroku is really good with kids? I'm insane, yes (Always have been.)
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Just a while ago (Ditto,)
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink? I... don't... know... IT'S A SECRET! (HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW...DO YOU KNOW? fish eye) (Do you know? Do you know what it's like to die alive? Sorry... Next to Normal...)
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? Maybe sober... hehe (Can't argue with that XD)
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Uh... again, I don't do much Naraku... except NaraKago (THEY HAVE THAT?!)(YES TO NARAKAGO UNKNOWN TO NARAMIR)
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
"Sango and Naraku are in a happy relationship until Naraku suddenly runs off with Kikyo. Sango, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kohaku and a brief unhappy affair with Kouga, then follows the wise advice of Kagome and finds true love with Miroku." YAYAYAY MIRSAN! NaraKik is very interesting as well... and SanKouga... cool... just the KohaSan is disturbing. (EWWWWWWWW)

Kona-chan ish doing Lucky Star.

1-12 Naruto (Do you mean Lucky Star? X3) (YESH.)(JOO FAIL AT LIIIIIFE!)
1- Kagami 2- Konata 3- Kanata 4- Tsukasa 5- Matsuri 6- Patty 7- Miyuki 8- Sojiro 9- Yui 10- Minami 11- Misao 12- Ayano

1. Have you ever read a Nine/Eleven fic before? Yui/Misao? Have they met? (Have Yero and Kiba met? :P)(yESH.)(In our -makes a hand rainbow- imagination. -gets pwned by Spongebob-)
2. Do you think Eight is hot? How hot? Um, he's Konata's dad... (Kona-chan thinks her dad's hot! HAHA!)
3. What would happen if Twelve got One pregnant? Impossible. (Or is it?)
4. Do you recall any fics about Three? Hmmm, no, but that would be one heck of a good fic (I actually think I read one)
5. Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? NO (Konata's not gonna get married)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Three? I'd rather choose neither, but since I must, Five/Nine (Something is telling me to do Five/Ten)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? faint
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. When Kanata's ghost accidentally floats into the wrong house, a new friendship flowers (I WANNA READ THIS...)
9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT... Oh, a flag triggered. (Haven't read any... but I think I've seen some)
10. Suggest a title for a Eleven/Four Hurt/Comfort fic. "Insanity Ends" ("You Make Me Crazy" IDK)
11. What would happen if Four wanted to marry one? TWINCEST (Lemme quote Kona-chan... HOLY MOTHER OF COW!)
12. Does anyone on your friend's list read Three? Noez (Not that I know of)
13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw Eleven? Noez (No)
14. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five? Noez (erm... no)
15. What might ten scream at? She doesn't scream...outwardly... (What would she scream inwardly?)
16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would it be? "She Drives Me Crazy"
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Cuh-rack. (AWESOME SAUCE)
18. What might be a good pickup line for for Ten to use on Two? The fact that she's even attempting to use a pick-up line should be a good enough clue. (Or is it...)
19. What might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? She'd probably call the cops...but then they'd send Yui, and she wouldn't do anything. (So that describes relationships huh?)
20. How emo is Seven? She's moe, not emo. (Rearrange the letters in moe and you get emo. . hehe)

Elphie in Narutard survey!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sai, Karin, Suigetsu, Ino, Hinata
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? You know, I really like every pairing except for... four
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi? More for yuri, but I do read lemons if that counts as 'hentai.' SaiNaru videos are hilarious ^_^
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I want to ;--;
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: THREE PLUSHIES! KIBA HINA AND AKAMARU! I just need Shino to make my second favourite team! I also have Naruto Shippuden Season 1 Volume 1
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Nah, I'm meant for other anime/manga characters - such as Ikuto!
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA FTW!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru. Though I don't like Sasuke pairings, I can't stand Sakura fangirl...
9. Which team is your favorite? TEAM 10!
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Not anymore - but that would've been cool.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's confirmed
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori ~
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke, however I don't hate him. I just don't like him.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope, but I have enough knowledge.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope, but most of them.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ... sometimes.
17. Sub or dub? SUB! SUB IS ALWAYS BETTER... except for Cowboy Bebop ;)
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro - she redeemed herself in Shippuden!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? A little bit of both. He isn't as cool as fanvids and crackfics make him seem.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Are you kidding me?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He isn't ugly, but he's a huge dork!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Everyone says Haku, but Deidara works too. Plus I read this very well-written NaruSasu one where Sasuke had to go to an all girl school to win a bet against Itachi. Naruto was the lead singer in a boy band! Technically it is NaruSasu ~
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOME SAUCE! NO WEIRDER THAN ME!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke... he needs to be normal.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YUPPERS!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Look down look down... don't look 'em in the eye.
27. Do you like lemons? Depends on my mood, but I'll read them if the summary makes them look
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom caught me looking up NaruSaku pictures and said 'Net Nanny caught you looking up Naruko at...' that's femme!Naruto (:
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? CAN'T WAIT FOR DEE MOVIE!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yup!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Maybe. I don't know
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No... but I drew Sakura angry when I was angry in class.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF' is this? My Spanish teacher said WTF... not about Naruto though
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? I wrote essays and a report, so...
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke anyway
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Kinda...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I WANTED HIM TO BE! STUPID KISHIMOTO DOESN'T KNOW DRAMA!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Sometimes...
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Twitch... twitch
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? EWWWWWWW AHHHHHH -hides in closet-
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope, it's another fandom at the moment... TAKE A GUESS!

TOP THREE PAIRINGS WE LURRRRRRRRRRRVE:

1 - NaruSaku
2 - KibaHina
3 - JIRTEMA

Top four pairings we don't LURRRRRRRRRRRVE:

1 - SasuSaku
2 - NaruHina
3 - LeeSaku
4 - LeeTen

Elphie: ATAS TO THE RESCUEEEEEEE!
Konata: What does ATAS mean again?
Elphie: Abnormal Team of AWESOME SAUCE!

OMB.

LIFE IS ITS OWN BOWL OF AWESOME SAUCE.

THE POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!

Elphie must now sign off in a very RENT-like fashion: GOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEEEE LOVE! GOODBYEEEEEEE LOVEEEEEE! GOODBYE, LOVEEEE! GOODBYE...

Kona-chan shall sign off Lucky Channel style...BYYYYEEEEE-BEEEE!!

PS: this profile is longer than Kona-chan's was! MUAHAHA!