The names Jess

I come from Australia (that's right mate I'm an Aussie!)

I love to read, write and draw

I sing when no ones around

I'm sick of the jonas brothers, hannah montana and and disney related show or singing group

I don't have much patience for pop culture

I love country and rock...heaps!

I like the colour blue,

I have brown hair, wear glasses and have greeny blue eyes (differs from day to day)

I love dreamworks animation, current fandom: Kung fu panda- master shifu=cuteness

I also love the newish movie 9, favourite character? 6!!!

I'm also obsessed with anything Zelda related eg. OoT, MM, FS and TP just to name a few

I'm a tomboy and I like it!

My deviantart is:

Yes I'm a Mac lover but I hate that you cant play games

Speaking of games, I lost the game! -_-

I'm weird, high and funny (also such a klutz)

And my spelling of some words are different to Americas so please don't get mad at my spelling of colour and metre :(

And yer thats me!

RANDOM STUFF:

Your real name:

Jessica (not JESSIE!)

Your gansta name:(first 3 letters of your name plus izzle)

Jesizzle

Your detective name:(fav colour and fav animal)

Blue Wolf (cool!)

Your soap opera name:(middle name and fancy name)

Anne Elisabeth

Your superhero name:(2nd fav colour, fav drink)

purple coke (WTF? XP)

Your arab name:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mothers maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name and last letter of your mums middle name)

Enaetke (wow..)

Your witness protection name:(mothers middle name)

Anne

Your goth name:(black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Socks _ rofl

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to draw but think your art sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories CAPTIYP

If you hate slash stories CAPTIYP

A fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?

Don't follow me I'm lost too.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha. I don't get it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend.

Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them andyou have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

When French people swear do they say padon my English?

"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?