Simon Psychide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Star Wars, Monty Python, Harry Potter, Power Rangers, Parodies and Spoofs, X-overs, Lord of the Rings, Batman, DC Superheroes, and Matrix. If you ever find yourself walking down a gumdrop walkway... well, you're really drunk.I'm the new and improved Simon Psyc. It's like the old Simon Psyc, except with a spicy moustache. I enjoy the Beatles, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Simpsons, Star Wars and Batman. I cannot STAND Full House, N*Sync, Will & Grace, and those little squiggly lines that appear under misspelled words. Just thinking about them makes me feel... EVIL! Evil with a spicy moustache. You know what someone could make a lot of money with? George W. and Sadaam Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Of course, no kid in their right mind would want to be Sadaam. Even if he DOES have a spicy moustache. I'll shut up about the whole spicy moustache thing. Brittany Spears is evil. What was I going to say again? Oh yeah. You WILL read my stories! You WILL read them! You WILL! And Funky Munky's stories. Funky Munky is absolutely hilarious, and a friend of mine. And now the guitar solo of my bio. Meedly meedly meeeee mee mee moo mamooma maa maa meedly meeeeee jugga jugga jaaa jaaaa bum bum baaaaaa. Yeah! *lighter* yeah! Alright, now you go read the stories. Oh, and then there's my FictionPress.Net account. Dontja hate how you have to go to two sites? |
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The Galaxy Games by Funky Munky1 reviews
The Heart of Gold is destroyed and Arthur bite off more than he can chew...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2003
Star wars for silly people by Funky Munky1 reviews
Star wars characters gone all wacky. Chock full of more strangeness and pop culture refrences then the entire last season of Late night with Conan O Brian. Rated PG-13 for chapter 4.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
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Matrix: Demoted reviews
A script for a twisted Matrix movie that I will someday make. The story of another potential "One"... except this one is about as mentally competent as Keanu is in real life.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2003
Cereal Commercials Gone Horribly Wrong reviews
My Spoofs of various cereal commercials. Currently my longest running story! Also the one that has the most reviews! Keep the streak alive! R&R! Suggestions always welcome!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 6/8/2001
Justice League: Four Horsemen reviews
A Justice League cartoon fic. In the scene of a nuclear apocolipse, is the Justice League truly powerless?
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003
Batman: Arbeit Mach Frei reviews
A very serious story about Batman at Auchwitz during the Holocaust.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/10/2003
A Few Moments of Star Wars Nonsense reviews
Insanity served on a bun! With pickles, onions, my special sauce and... oh man, now I'm hungry! Where's my burrito?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2003
Star Wars: Episode 2 and a half reviews
A followup to my very first story, Star Wars Episode 1.5. Obi-Wan's an idiot, Anakin goes nuts. A must read!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003
The Mark of the Joker reviews
My story of the Joker. I envision this as a live action thing rather than a comic thing, but this category is the closest I could do. Please R&R. JOKER RULES!!!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002
Lord of the Chuck E Cheese reviews
A short story. A VERY short story. Possibly the only fanfic that combines Lord of the Rings and Chuck E. Cheese.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/6/2002
Something Unimportant reviews
This is a crossover like none other. It isn't a crossover of TV or movie characters. It's a crossover between all kinds of authors. I'm passing it to all my friends, and they'll continue it. Read it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2001 - Published: 11/25/2001
Little Bobby reviews
The most evil family sitcom of all time! Like "Leave it to Beaver"... except... not. Read it, or I will eat your flesh! Okay, maybe I won't eat your flesh, but I will be very upset
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2001 - Published: 11/24/2001
Mighty Metallized Time Traveling...Rangers reviews
I hate Power Rangers! Dangit they cut off my title! The full is Mighty Metallized Time Traveling Fire Walking Shrinking Force Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001
Larry Podder reviews
A Harry Potter spoof of epic proportions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2001
The History of the Killer Bunny reviews
A warped, weird, completely wrong history of everyone's favorite killer rodent.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2001
Star Wars: Episode 1.5 reviews
Lucas's staff got really bored, so they made a story between 1 & 2
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/9/2001