![]() Name: mimi thats all you need to know hair: black favorite book: outsiders FAVORITE QUOTES: Girls You were born an original, don't dye a copy You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. You are only what you are when no one is looking. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. I'm bored. Run for your sanity. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. "Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway." I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!" Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!" I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit. Life sucks then you die You're Funny, but looks aren't everything Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads Silence is golden, duck tape is silver People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN! aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway. It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart. Are we fighting?" friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me. boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. friends help you move, best friends help you move the body. friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Smile. It confuses people. Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me! friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin. you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway A day without sunshine is like... night. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either. God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. "Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit How is it possible to have a civil war? friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this 92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile. If your random copy and paste this into your profile If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten. 8 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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