News:

25th of November, 2010:

I have put OoT on hiatus. I have a severe case of writer's block. I hope that I'll get over it quickly.

18th of June, 2010:

Yes, I still haven't finished the next chapter OoT. BUT I have ANOTHER story in planning stage. It MIGHT be published someday.

30th of May, 2010:

I am totally nuts. I have been watching 300 and Gamer. Both of them four times during three days. I am crazy.

Ocarina of Time is stuck. I'm hopeless.

15th of May, 2010:

This crazy idiot has found another obsession. My newest obsession is Phantom of the Opera.

24th of April, 2010:

I have just created an account to FictionPress.com. I will publish something there in two days. Here's a link to that page:

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/722134/

21st of April, 2010:

The next part of Ocarina of Time is still in progress. It will be done in a few days.

Next chapter progress:

Ocarina of Time: 15 percent

Thoughts: 0 percent

Info about me(the one who is 51,51 % nerd):

Name: Like I would tell you my real name. Call me what you want.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Favored hand: Lefthanded and proud of it!

Hair color: It depends. Sometimes light brown, sometimes dark blond.

Eye color: It depends as well. Sometimes blue, sometimes gray, sometimes even green

Favorite color: Black, forest green, white, crimson red, midnight blue

Favorite animal: I like wolves and dragons. And for some reason, scorpions and spiders.

Favorite food: Right now, I LOVE noodles. Oh, and chocolate chip cookies FTW!

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-men, The Matrix, Spiderman, The Dark Knight, Phantom of the Opera, 300, Gamer, Clash of the Titans, Avatar...

Favorite Books: I like fantasy, especially Lord of the Rings and Inheritance Cycle.

Favorite video games: Okay, so I'm a girl who plays video games. So what? I absolutely love The Legend of Zelda, although I have played only Ocarina of Time(completed 4 times), Majora's Mask(completed 3 times) and Wind Waker(completed 6 times). Actually, I have played Legend of Zelda and Adventure of Link, too, but I never finished them. Finally I have a Wii, Twilight Princess and SSBB! I am so happy!

Favorite PC games: I definitely like medieval stuff. And it shows. My favorite PC games are Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings, Heroes of Might and Magic III and Diablo I&II.

Favorite artists: Too many. Linkin Park, Sonata Arctica, Bon Jovi, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Bryan Adams, Indica, Hollywood Undead...

Favorite music genre: Rock and metal, maybe a little rap

Hobbies: Reading fanfiction, writing(very slow at this), watching my favorite movies again and again(I have seen Return of the King 50 times), drawing(although I'm not very good), playing video games(Legend of Zelda Rocks!!), watching Legend of Zelda music videos on Youtube. My newest hobby is playing the piano. I tried a few songs. I can play Song of Time, Zelda's Lullaby etc., basically every ocarina song in OoT or MM.

Favorite video game characters: Be prepared. Fangirlishness incoming. My absolute favorite is Link! He's sooooo hot! Yes, I admit being a Link fangirl. My second favorite is Zelda.

Favorite pairings: LinkxZelda all the way! Well, actually, I have other favorites, too. But Zelink's number 1!

Other LoZ ones are:

- MidnaxDark Link (I think this is like a mirror image of Zelink. Midna is like the shadow version of Zelda, and everyone knows that Dark Link is Link's shadow. So, it makes sense.)

- NabooruxGanondorf (Interesting one. Nabooru says she hates him, but I've seen many people saying that, even if they don't really mean it. And Ganondorf, well, what would be a better reason to get angry than that the woman you love seems to hate you?)

SSB:

- LinkxZelda here as well

- PitxSamus

- MarthxSamus

- IkexSamus

- PeachxRoy

Lord of the Rings:

- ArwenxAragorn

- ÉowynxFaramir

Now it's time for the newest section; Phantom of the Opera:

-ErikxChristine(If someone doesn't know who Erik is, well he's the Phantom. His name is mentioned in the book, but not in the movie or the musical. And if you don't know what book I'm talking about, well, too bad!)

Another new section. This one's actually a series of books and a TV series. Book series is Sword of Truth, TV series is Legend of the Seeker:

-RichardxKahlan 4EVER!

Favorite stories: Okay, here I list some of the best fanfics ever. There are a lot, but here's a few:

Before Dawn Breaks by Eternal Nocturne. The first fic to make me cry.

Fortitude by Ingie. Very long, very good. Perfection.

Just Like Royalty by Legend of Zelda 4 life. So good. That's it.

Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya. Very good.

Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness. I love it. Everyone who reads my profile should read chapter 14. I fell off my chair because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.

Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old by LadyNorbert. It's Zelink during Twilight Princess. Meaning that there's Zelink in every chapter, even though the storyline doesn't change at all. How? Read to find out.

Lonely Angel by Oreal770. One of the first Phantom of the Opera fics I read. And one of the saddest ever. I, who am not a compassionate person, cried throughout the whole story. And I'm serious.

Favorite people: My favorite people are:

- Zelinkers

- People who agree with me

- People who understand me

- People who won't tell me to shut up

- My favorite author, LxZrulez

- Fellow E/C phans

Things and people I hate:

- Twilight. I mean, almost every girl in my school likes those books. I hate them. The books, I mean. I don't hate those who like it. Much

- Vampires(if they are this 'sparkling' kind I've heard about...)

- Violence. I may have said somewhere that I'm bloodthirsty, but that's only in stories. In real life, I despise violence.

- People who do not agree with me

- People who don't support Zelink

- People who write E/OC

Pairings I HATE:

MidnaxLink

IliaxLink

SariaxLink

RutoxLink

MalonxLink

IkexZelda

MarthxZelda

SamusxLink

PeachxLink

PitxZelda

GanondorfxLink

GanondorfxZelda

MidnaxZelda

PeachxZelda

LinkxDark Link

MarthxLink

IkexLink

RoyxLink

There was some. Well, they all were from LoZ or SSB. There are others, too. I'm just too bored to list them all.

Characters I ABSOLUTELY hate(Every single category included)

- The stupid horse-stealing bitch. Yes, everyone knows this one. Ilia.

- Stupid brainless farmgirl, also known as Malon

- The Fop. The idiot who thinks he can sing. Raoul.

Other stuff(This is where I speak about some random stuff that comes into mind):

Being the crazy phan I am, I listened to the songs from Love Never Dies. Beneath a Moonless Sky is lovely, almost makes me cry. The Beauty Underneath is...different. Very different. Devil Take the Hindmost good, as well. Yes, these are my favorite songs now.

Of course, I still love the music from PoTO. From that, my two absolute favorites are Music of the Night and Point of No Return. Come on, I'm a hopeless romantic. What did you expect?

COPY/PASTE TIME!!!!!!!

Whether you know it or not. Whether you like it or not... GOD LOVES YOU!!

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!
so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!

Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."

I am a Christian, and you will find many pro-Christian view points in my stories. When I see some one admit they don't belive in God, it hurts me. To quote G.K. Chesterton "If there were no God, there would be no atheists"

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

The holy universal Church,

The communion of saints,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

If you believe every word of the bible, and also those words above, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile,If you aren't a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile anyways, We are good peoples! And I won't bug you about anything! I'm here to write stories, not tell you you need to live the way I do!! And if you have a problem, I will.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Phantom of the Opera and Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

I can't stand flamers. Really, give your opinion, that's it. In fact, I have a little poem that flamers will hate. I use some old language for rhyming purposes.

To the flamers out there
Let I fill you with despair
You are little worms
Who in a review, give one set of terms
"this story sucks, delete this" they say
But I only want to keep them at bay.
My skin is thick I must tell
your flame is like a tiny, burning bell
it sticks out like a golfball to a shell.
Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,
their only thing better, is a cute little purse.
Now I see a revew, I take it gladly,
Then I see a flame, written so badly.
I might mention the flamer in my story,
But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.
But before that, this poem I set,
So I embarrased the flamer,
IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!

If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer.

If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.

If you think the Twilight Princess version of Link is hot. (giggle) Copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

Yaoi/yuri isn't fandom, it's perversion. STOP CHARACTER ABUSE! Copy paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!'

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate Twilight, Edward Cullen and all the fangirls that chatter about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you never smoked.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support the freedom to homeschool, paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror. Crazy is when you talk to yourself if there's no one to talk to. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list.

~98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace, if you are one of the 2 percent who can resist stupid internet fads copy this in your profile~

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing your head off, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you were ever hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least one pet dog, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Kicker1015, Ethaile,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Da Mangaka, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, BTM707, Kicker1015, Ethaile

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Bright Winged Angel, littlegreenparrot, Onigirl9797, BTM707, Kicker1015, Ethaile

If you copy and paste stuff because you are bored, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever tripped while standing still, copy this into your profle.

If you are addicted to SSBB put this on your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (I do not believe so, but I pasted it anyway)

If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, Ethaile

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

I do not mind critical reviews, but you need to review the entire damn story, and actually think before reviewing

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a imperfect perfectionist, copy and paste this on your profile

I need to put this here so you all can see: Most People think Peach can do better... this is WRONG because love chooses who they want. Appearances do not count in love. Mario and Peach are pure souls literally made for each other. Copy and Paste this if you think the original nintendo couple should stay as it is.

Mario also doesn't get a lot of attention. Luigi and Bowser do... if you check most fanfics it is about those two. Mario is getting rejected and I hate that. I have nothing against Luigi or Bowser, just that they are always with Peach and people say they get less attention. Mario is going into extinction. Copy and Paste this if you don't want this plumber to die!

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. Wrath... your hell cool!

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, fire five RPG's at Miley, empty six rounds of AK-47 ammo into each of the Jonas brothers, chainsaw their heads off, and then throw them into the Hudson river!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have a soft spot for villains/anti-heroes, such as the Phantom of The Opera or Captain Hook, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile

If you LOVE Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Phantom of the Opera and Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you suffer from OCPOTOD (Obsessive-Compulsive Phantom of the Opera Disorder), copy and past this into your profile.

If you sometimes wish that you could go back in time and buy a cape like Erik's to wear on a daily basis, then copy and paste this your profile (I would sooo do that!)

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

If you think Edward Cullen is nothing more than a gay sparkly vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the angel of music sings song in your head, copy and paste this to you profile ;D

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you like wearing black and acting Goth, but aren't, post on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get really pissed off when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the 0.0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (HA, NBOW YOU HAVE TO REPOST IT, WHAT THEN!)

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the stupid ass shift button and/or CAPS LOCK!!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Samus's Story

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Peach's story

Why do they call me stupid?

I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.

You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me

I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.

Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?

I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years

Being the only one makes you feel lonely.

I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.

It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.

That's the way I am

That's my identity

I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.

I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks

I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.

I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber

I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures

I'm sorry

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Ways to creep out your roommate:

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''

Copy and paste if you just want to copy and paste something.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says..
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist
I'm Finnish, so I MUST be DISTANT, QUIET and COLD

Zelda really liked Link and wanted to know if he like her so one day she asked Link some questions.

"Do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Zelda ran away in shock and pain and Link ran after her and said:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

Zelda looked up at Link, dried her tears and listened to him. Link smiled.

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

After Link was finished, Zelda smiled, tears gone, and hugged him. Link kissed her lovingly and the two were soon married.
(If you support Zelink, put this on your profile.)

The Story of Link and Zelda

Why do people not like our pairing?

Is it because of our classes?

We can't help what class we're born to.

It's who we are.

We're sorry for being so different.

Why am I paired with others?

Is it because Link's a commoner?

I can't help but love him, the Hero of Time.

He's who I love.

I'm sorry for being a princess.

Why am I paired with others?

Is it because Zelda's a princess?

I can't help but love her, the Princess of Destiny.

She's who I love.

I'm sorry for being a commoner.

He has saved my life.

She gives me strength.

He has saved Hyrule.

She is a just and wise ruler.

Our fates have intertwined.

Our hearts have forged a golden bond.

Yet, many still hate our love.

We can't help but fall in love.

It's who we are.

We're sorry for falling in love.

ZELINK FOREVER!! Copy and paste this poem onto your profile if you agree.

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.(This is in a random order )

1. Ike

2. Marth

3. Dark Link

4. Malon

5. Roy

6. Vaati

7. Ganondorf

8. Zelda

9. Nabooru

10. Zant

11. Midna

12. Link

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Nope. I doubt I ever will.

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

NOO! Stupid brainless farmgirl! I hate her!

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Link got Zelda pregnant? Oh no, Zelda's dad is gonna be really angry...But I won't!

Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nabooru? A few.

Would two and six make a good couple?

Marth and Vaati? You're kidding, right?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Roy/Nabooru or Roy/Zant? The first one, please.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Ganondorf would be severely disturbed. As would I.

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

I won't. I refuse to think of that thing.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Zant? Seriously, I really don't want to know.

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

Zelda? Hmm, are there any songs about princesses? Now I know, her song shall be I Still Believe.

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I would never write that thing, so there will be no warning.

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Erm, that's a little disturbing thing to ask...

Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Absolutely five/nine.

What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Vaati, he would...I don't know. But I wouldn't like it.

How would you feel if eleven died?

I don't exactly know. I would be sad, because she's cool, but i would be happy too. No more Midna/Link fics!

Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

One/seven

Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Stupid brainless Malon would go all crazy, Nabooru would be all stoic.

When's the last time you read a fic about five?

Can't remember.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ike and Ganondorf are in a happy relationship until Nabooru runs off with Malon. Ike, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Midna and a brief unhappy affair with Link, then follows the wise advice of Roy and finds true love with Dark Link.

WHAT THE FUCK!!

Every single thing was as disturbing as it could be.

What title would you give this fic?

I would NEVER name this piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called fanfiction.

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

I would be deeply disturbed. NO WAY! Hear me, Nintendo? NEVER MAKE THAT CANON!!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Link

2. Zelda

3. Dark Link

4. Midna

5. Nabooru

6. Ganondorf

7. Pit

8. Ike

9. Roy

10. Samus

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Link woke me up in the middle of the night? What would I do? I would squeal like a silly schoolgirl(which I am).

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Dark Link walked in? I knew he was a pervert!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Midna marrying Roy? Sure, go ahead.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Nabooru cooked? Must be spicy food, then. She's a Gerudo, after all. I love spicy food.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ganondorf? I would do some silly prank and then say Toon Link did it.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Pit being part of my family? No wonder I often dream of flying.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Ike in a hospital? Whatever.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I would stab Roy with a knitting needle. Or strangle him with a cable.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Samus ignored me? So what, who cares?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Link would of course protect me! Hero of Time, remember?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Zelda would heal it with her magic.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Dark Link gets me a living snake.(I'm scared of snakes)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Midna would warp me out.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I'm going to marry Samus? Link's going to help me avoid it.

Yuri sucks! I'm a girl!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pit will be his usual happy self.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Roy supports me by making a bonfire. He's a pyromaniac, but so am I.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Samus will shout at me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well, Link's so heroic and, well, he's hot. There's more, but I'm gonna spare you. For now.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Zelda in love with Roy? I'd try to hook her up with Link instead.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

No! I would never get along with Dark Link's parents, much less him!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Nabooru and Ganondorf? I want to see who comes out alive after that.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Nothing. Come on, it's Ganondorf. He's a Gerudo.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Pit probably thinks it's ridiculous.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'll tell Ike that I'm sure he could get someone.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Roy? Sorry, I don't exactly like redheads. Blonds, though, are another thing...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Samus kissing Link? I'd have a heart attack. Seriously. And then I'd scream.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Dark Link and Midna? I knew there was something between them.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Link and Ganondorf? Never, they're enemies. Sworn enemies.

Would 2 trust 5?

Zelda trust Nabooru? Maybe.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Midna pokes Samus? A catfight!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Link and Nabooru? Some martial arts, probably.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Something horrible! Ganondorf and Dark Link can't cook. At all.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Pit and Roy? Clowns in a circus.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

No! Nabooru's hair is okay as it is!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Roy sketches Ganondorf's girlfriend? Ganondorf will be mad!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Roy and Samus? No idea, probably I don't even want to know.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Link kicks Samus? She kicks back.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Zelda would apologize Roy profusely. It was meant for Link!

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Nabooru and Ganondorf? Gerudo Training Grounds, perhaps?

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I would invite Ganondorf so that he doesn't get angry at me.

7 won the lottery?

Pit won? I would steal his money and buy me a Wii and some games. And movies. And a new TV. And an iPod.

8 had quite a big secret?

Ike has a secret? He likes meat? Everyone knows that!

9 became a singer?

Sorry, Roy, you can't sing.

10 got a daughter?

Samus got a daughter? She would be quite a tomboy.

What would 1 think of 2?

Link thinks Zelda is the love of his life!

How would 3 greet 4?

Dark Link would say:

"Well hello there, hottie."

Midna says:

"Shut up, idiot."

What would 4 envy about 5?

Nabooru's hair is so much longer than Midna's.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

One where she kills him.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Nothing at all.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Ike "borrowed" Pit's bow.

Where would 8 meet 9?

In a gathering for Fire Emblem characters.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Roy would never say that he once spied on her.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

The Master Sword of course! Besides, Link is better looking, too!

Is 3 Gay?

Dark Link? I don't think so, but some people around Fanfiction.net seem to think so. You Link/Dark Link yaoi fans out there, you suck!

How do you feel right now?

Sleepy, high on sugar, bored because of my Swedish homework. The usual.

98 percents of people think that Link and Zelda should be together. If you're one of the 2 percents who don't agree, then fuck you! Zelink Rules!!

Personal author avatar description(got this from LxZrulez)

Name: Zea(not my real name, it's the name of a character in my original fiction)

Typical clothing: Black jeans, black shirt, black jacket, basically anything black

Hair: Long, dark blond, usually in a very messy ponytail

Eyes: Bright blue, with a little hint of green

Age: 15

Weapons of choice: LOTS of small hidden knives, bow and arrows, awesome-looking sword

Personality: Very talkative when excited, VERY reckless, sometimes smart. Stubborn as a mule. Insult her today, she remembers it next year.

Abilities: Telekinesis, she can make a volcano erupt if she gets angry, purifying fire, some telepathic powers

Favorite thing to say (while killing monsters): Take that, you morons!

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"How To Save A Life" by The Fray (Okay...what?)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
"Heaven's A Lie" by Lacuna Coil (Doesn't sound like me all that much)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey (I guess so)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Born Like This" by Three Days Grace (Yeah, born to be a weirdo)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5 (I'd like that! :D)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Alone" by Heart (Yep, I'm alone...)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin (Um... what?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Everything You Ever Wanted" by Hawk Nelson (Er...not really)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Life Starts Now" by Three Days Grace (Well, it SHOULD start someday you know...)

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Miracle" by Cascada (I guess...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"When She Loved Me" by Michael Crawford (I don't think so...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion (Oh really?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Over the Hills And Far Away" by Nightwish (Ummm...nope)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"9 Crimes" by Damien Rice (That's... confusing. And a bit odd)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Dead Is the New Alive" by Emilie Autumn (SO NOT!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Phantom of the Opera" (Um...okay...sure)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Bad Boy" by Cascada (No comment)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"Rapunzel" by Emilie Autumn (I'm not afraid of heights and like to be alone so...nope)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Point of No Return" (No comment. Seriously, how weird is this gonna get?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Hear Me Now" by Hollywood Undead (So true! They don't listen to me...)

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
"Wish You Were Here" by Rednex (Really, I don't think that's exactly a positive answer to the question)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
"Take Me Away" by Fefe Dobson (Sure!)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
"Tears of an Angel" by RyanDan (What's wrong with these songs? I thought children were a good thing...)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Braveheart theme"(WTF?)

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
"Nightfall" by Blind Guardian (I have no idea what that has to do with superpowers, but I love the song!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"No One Would Listen(A deleted scene from POTO, sung by Gerard Butler, by the way)" (Yes, it does!)

Now I will say no more. But don't think it's over. I will be back. Sooner than you think.