Hi, you guys can call me claire.

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My absolute favorite anime character is ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that guy because...he is the best. Wish he was real though...he would kick ass big time.

*Favorite pairings from Naruto*

sakura-itachi

naruto-hinata

sakura-sasuke

gaara-sakura

sasori-sakura

kakashi-sakura

*Other anime/manga*

L lawlet-Light Y.

Blood-Alice

kaname-yuuki

Zero-yuuki

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Akatsuki icons!-this is cool haha

Itachi o/_\o

Deidara o//

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_0=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

The bold is me the rest I like

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If your family has forgotten your birthday befor copy and paste this into your profile

Sayings

Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia.

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well... basically... your house burned even faster.

Guns don't kill people. they just make it happen faster.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity- i just had to copy this. it's some funny stuff lol

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

kitten yay!!*

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