NOTICE!!!!!!!!!! * If you are reading my fanfics I just want you peoples to know that I will be updating whenever I feel like it. to be honest It takes me forever to write a chapter so forgive the long waits if they happen(most likely will :/) so yah and give me review's!*

What you should know about me

1. I'm male

2.I'm gay

3.I am 16(17 in two months!)

4.If you want a beta pm me

thats all ill give out to you if you want more just send me a PM.

my favorite anime is

Naruto!!

my favorite characters are:

1-Kiba

2-Naruto

3-Gaara

4-Ino

5-Hidan

my favorite Naruto parings are:

1.KakaXNaru

2.KibaXNaru

3.NaruXGaara

4.HidanXShika

I have two stories up check them out they are at the bottom

Some Naruto Characters i dont like

1-Rock lee(he's just Stupid)

2-Sakura(Useless*insert colorful words here*)

3-Sasuke(he's a(an)*insert long strand of colorful words

4-Guy(Annoys me to no living end and he's stupid)

My own number thingy [redo did for yourself] RANDOM ORDER

1.Hinata

2. Neji

3. Pain

4. Tobi

5. Zetsu

6. Kiba

7.Sakura

8. Ino

9. Naruto

10. Shikmaru

If you had 7 as a slave what would you make him/Her do

Vary violent things to her and make her kill duck butt

Have you ever read a fic about 3 and 9

I have and let me say this there needs to be MORE!!!!

Who would get pregnant first out of 6, 2. and 9?

Naruto because somehow Kiba got him pregers

If you were forced on a date with 3 what would you do

enjoy it because Pain is sexy? *Looks at pain for approval* pain: *nods*

If 10 ate the last piece of pie what would you do?

Make him buy me a new pie! all you have to do is annoy him enough

what would you do if you saw 5 and 1 kissing under a tree

Run away screaming "My Eyes" over and over again

who would make a better crime loard 5, 4, or 2

Zetsu nuf said

if you were locked in a closet with 8 for a night what would you guys do

We would talk about the hottest guys and play truth or dare and just have fun

10 gave you a gift what is it and whould you do

it would be something thoughtful and he would get a nice kiss for it!

6 and 3 are fighting over you what would you do

Tell them to let me pick who gets to date me and proceed to pick the hot dog nin because he makes me drool

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(I'm only doing this for FUN!!!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.(Never had sex so im clean:D)

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Yes I am deal with it ;3)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Not for that reason ;))

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(Hey I have morals are they good you choose ;P)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(I'm responsible I just act like im not)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(Yesh!)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(Only if you're hot ;P and a guy)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(No i dont have a drinking problem, I just want the red hairT-T)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(I have a few white T-shirts)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention(I seek attention in different ways)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(other ways to look for it)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(then I'm a bad player if I cant get a date)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(I like individual better)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Wish I hung out with other gay people)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(Anything but a Prude)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(FYI Im Sexy)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(Was in band hated it)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(being Different is FUN!!!)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Not anymore)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(No)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.(So what I got a car for my 15th B-day)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(I like the sun)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(I dont like a lot of people)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(I have drank but never got Drunk)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(more like socialy awakerd)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(Nothing wrong with being Crazy)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(not overcontrolling just a Bitch)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(Again just a Bitch, God! get it right)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(I dont draw it that well)

I am a FANGIRL/FANGUY so I MUST be a crazy,obsessed stalker(With Naruto, Hidan, and Kiba)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(and Proud lol)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(Youngest(3 half siblings) and an only Child all in there 20's and 30's so it counts)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(I know how to kick ass)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(I get my mouth from my mom's side of the fam)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(No i just like to write)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(Gay so that wont happen)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(outcast I would guess but there arent any clicks at my school)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Hate Blood)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent,

love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(Was the most hated but not gonna go there)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(I hope thats like my Oc leo :/)

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(No)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(I take care of 4 dogs so yah)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(Yup! :D)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(How many times do I have to say it YES! lol)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.(Point the label gun at me you die lol)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(I have my moments)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(I dont point them out, Unless you piss me off)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.(Only the hot one's ;P)

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(Try it and I'll sacrifice you to Jashin)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(Only with certin people)

Repost this if you agree with it.(Again I only did this for FUN!!!!)

I want to see how Different people are so I came up with this great way to do that with Questions (add to your profile if you like! :D)

1-five favorite songs: Here's to never growing up, This is war, catch my breath, Art of breaking, dont let me get me

2-five favorite movies: Chronicle, Mama, uptown girls, Digimon the 1st movie, Gremlins 2

3-Favorite pass time/times: Read fanfiction, watch Naruto, Play old video games(from like 2000), going for walks

4-five favorite TV shows: Drop dead diva, Big brother, CSI NY, Naruto, Pokemon(not the new ones I hate Iris and Dawn annoys me)

5-five odd apps on your phone(or whatever): Urban Dict, Instagram(not a scoial midea person), Kik, 100 floors escape, choice of kung fu

The reason I did this is because I want to know how different people are with there taste's in music to what their favorite movie is and to see if they like metal music but watch cartoons and just get to know people for who they are and not by the lable they hide behind(Feel free to add more Questions I just came up with this and cant think of any more :P)

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This made me Cry

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Summer)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (RED)

3.Your first initial? (Q)

4.Your month of birth? (10)

5.Which color do you like more, black or white? (black)

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours? (T.J.)

7.Your favorite number? (13)

8.Do you like California or Florida more? (Cali)

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (ocean)

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I want a BF! Damnit!)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto, Kiba, Gaara, and Hidan They are Drool worthy!

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? KibaNaru , KakaNaru, and ShikaHidan

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI! Duh

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No but I want to!

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. A Hidan necklace and dvd NEED MORE!

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Kiba is MINE don't touch him!

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? naruhina because Kiba is Mine Bitches!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Nether :/

9) Which team is your favorite? team 7, Team 10, and the sand siblings!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Well sense it's been confirmed yes I do...but I had my theories before that :D

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes because I got really sad when him and Naruto meet T-T

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan, Pain, Kohan, Zetsu!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? anti-Sasuke He needs to DIE!!!!!!!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I have not seen them all (I don't like filler)

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No but My friend Summer keeps me updated!

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? no not really

17) Sub or dub? Both but I like being able to know what is being said with out reading it

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura She needs to Die as well!!!! (GO INO!!)

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep kinda have to be stupid not to know!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? I Hate him so yes he's UGLY!

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, and Sakura(she's basically a man already)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? It depends on how it's written

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? I LOVE THEM!!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? yeah but It's hard to keep writing so I need brakes

27) Do you like lemons? Yes!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I told my Mother it's a very good anime but she don't care :/

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No. but should I?

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Idk what that is

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No all my friends already like it!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no because I'm not a good drawer

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No but I talk a lot about it with my Bff K-dog

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no im just Broke period

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? no

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No he's a good person and Dead

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Cant draw well

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? only if I was dead could he be sexy!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I have Leo but that's it

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No *pain glares* okay yes it has. Happy Pain *nods*