CrazyAcornhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Super Smash Brothers, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Grim and Evil, Invader Zim, and Monsters vs. Aliens. Name: Jess aka. CrazyAcorn aka. Jessica Jean Movies- SweeneyTodd, POTC, Batman and Monsters vs Aliens Love and Kisses from CrazyA! ALL ORIGINAL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME, BUT I UNFORTUNATLY DON'T OWN THE MOVIE/VIDEOGAME/SHOW. IF YOU WANNA USE ONE OF MY CHARACTERS, PLEASE ASK FIRST OR AT LEAST LET ME KNOW THROUGH A PRIVATE MESSAGE |
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I'd Send a Blackbird to Steal Your Heart by Lilactime reviews
Now 21 years old Princess Sofia finds herself having vivid dreams about a certain Sorcerer and love for him continues to overwhelm her. As her dreams grow increasingly strange she sets out to find their meaning, but in doing that she may discover answers to things better left unknown. When this leads her into trouble, she must learn to overcome the doubt that consumes her. (AUish)
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Cedric, Sofia
Why the Caged Bird Sings by Princess LaLaBlue reviews
Smaug, for all his efforts, could not sleep. He then gets the idea of acquiring a fair voiced maiden to soothe him. Kidnapped for this purpose, a traveling minstrel must use her music skills and her new talent for flattering dragons if she wishes to see another morning. But as this twist of fate continues to contort the story we know, what will become of all involved?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,110 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Smaug, OC]
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Rick and Mary by Ctoonsluv reviews
Before Rick and Morty could be a thing, Rick had to meet Mary. This is how. And BOY was she a BITCH. (Mary is my interpretation of Rick's wife and Beth's mother)
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Rick S.
Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Hellboy: As Close As This by princessebee reviews
HellboyxKate Corrigan. Follows the progression of their fifteen-year friendship into a tender and affectionate but never quite fully-bloomed romance. Strictly comics-verse. Rated M for a reason so please note the rating!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hellboy, Kate C.
Hellboy: Is This Desire by princessebee reviews
HellboyxAnastasia Bransfield. Fills in the details left out of The Lost Army and The Dragon Pool. The formation of Hellboy and Anastasia's relationship. How they went from a casual encounter in a London pub to becoming lovers. Strictly comics-verse, using only canon characters. Edited for guidelines BUT STILL RATED M. Take note of rating, thanks.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hellboy, Pro. Bruttenholm
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Defective's Haven by The Exiled One reviews
Zim finds out his mission is a lie. His life falls apart and is abducted by a large ship inhabited by defective Irkens. Can Zim learn who he truly is? And can a special female irken help him rebuild a new life? ZIMxOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,533 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Zim
Me, the Night, and You by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
A Creepy Doll by Eternally Ebony reviews
Ten years after Zim dies, someone new moves into his house. But when Dib had cleaned it out, he could never find one important part of Zim's alien technology...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Gir - Complete
Heart and Soul by Lily Yamamoto reviews
It was a hot day in New Orleans and Dr. Facilier is out and about. He needs a customer and he thinks he has found his next victim. His friends on the other side are waiting...
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Di Fraggi Pruto Or, the Frog Prince by Emotistic Optimistic reviews
One-shot. Little Naveen refuses to go to sleep, and, as a result, hears the story of the Frog Prince. Full of Little-Naveen-cuteness.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prince Naveen - Complete
Tea and Letters by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
A quiet afternoon at Tiana's restaurant is interrupted by a hysterical Charlotte. Apparently Naveen's little brother has his heart set on marrying her... set post-movie, contains some spoilers.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Lolita by Chibi Orochi-kun reviews
Heh... what a joke, she's not pretty... Tono really shouldn't lie to girls like that.' Hikaru glanced at his twin. 'But, why is Kaoru staring at her like that? She's not that pretty'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kaoru H.
Why can't you still be blind? by Silvermasque reviews
A short drabble from Luigi's point ov view after Mag tells him to stop. Luigi/Mag
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Luigi, Blind Mag - Complete
The Punk and the Hippy by Hero-is-my-name reviews
Vince and my OC Shaya have an encounter on the roof as she considers writing down all the adventures they had together. One shot complete with fluff. Vince/OC
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Geeks and Circus Freaks by medicated memories reviews
We were the trio of misfits; Jack, Jonathan and I. And one day, one of us would rule the world...JokerxOC & CranexOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
The Death of a MarySue by Miasen reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory. Joker is faced with the horror that is Mary-Sue and deals with it Joker-style.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Fangirl VS Mary Sue: A Tale of Terror by Kate Van Helsing reviews
The Joker, OOC from prolonged Mary Sue exposure, tells his harrowing story of survival.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
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As Cold As Summer reviews
Named Best MvA Story Susan/DrC/OC How would you feel if you were a rotting corpse and had been in love with your best friend for eight years, only having to pair him with the sweetest, prettiest girl in existence? This, sadly, is Zomberella's life story.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,794 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Dr. Cockroach
Oh, the Times We've Had reviews
Remake of SMBM: Jack thought that he had a friendship, but Jane showed him the black heart of the world. And now, when he finally has his chance to earn himself some justice against his enemies and his town, he'll return the favour... Jack O'LanternXOC
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2010
Sacrifices Must Be Made reviews
She wanted a proper life. He wanted to have fun. She wanted to be herself. He wanted to come back from the Underworld and be a prankster again... MARY-SUE AND DISCARDED. READ THE REMAKE INSTEAD. Oh, the Times We've Had
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Lucario's TentSharing reviews
For Pikana's crazy contest: Lucario is out in the rain one night when he hears a tiny cry for help and attention. What sort of fluffiness will the pokemon get into now?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Lucario, Pikmin
Faith Won't Save You From Chaos reviews
This is how I came to accept a life of chaos. How I watched a man slowly turn into a monster. How I learnt to love the human hidden inside him. How I watched Gotham go up in flames. How I learnt what fear really was..how I became my inner demon. Not M-Sue
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,364 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
How to Make a Humanoid Weak reviews
You'll be needing a vampire-chick, some re-written songs, a bipolar teacher and a few-dozen pigeons. Just shove it all together and you'll get yourself a ZIM/OC fic. Add some nachos if you want a character death. NOT MarySue, just a lil' weird
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
Love Birds from Seperate Worlds reviews
Robyn Christopher, a high-class lass...who absolutely loathes it. After climbing aboard the Pearl in order to escape her horrid fiance, she never realised how close she'd become with the captain... Rated M for smexy moments. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Time Goes On reviews
When Jasmine moved from NewYork to London, she never expected a father...especially one like Todd. Todd/OC as father figure and OC/OC. Rated M just to be safe. Conatins rape, blood, snogging and ghosts.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
Human Emotions Aren't for Pokemon reviews
It's the classic story of boy meets girl. Except this is Pokemon meets Human...LucarioXOC. I'm all done, guys! Wooo! Time for the sequal!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete