As maybe you've seen from my fictionpress account, I'm

challenged with the whole picture loading it onto here thing

and am currently photoless. 'shrug' First impressions were never

my thing anyhow. :)

About me... well, I love to write. hmph, u probably already know that...

See? I told u. In first impressions, I only ever succeed in making a

perfect fool of myself.

Okay, setting all that aside, I like/love to read, draw, play sports

(preferably soccer and basketball), travel, sing (I attempt and that is all),

act, tease dignified, proper people (I get the biggest kickout of it! :)), witness,

go to church, have more things to do than can be possibly done, and watch clouds

move in the sky. :)) (Oh! Oh! Oh! I also LOVE Five for Fighting, Josh Groban, and

the Steve pettit team!! :))

But, I also do have a dark side (just when u thought all was right in the world! :)) that

just so hates some things such as not being able to get to the stinkin ball

fast enoguh to kick it before said person does (cough, cough), slow drivers,

rain on days you planned to go puttputting (seriously, there is no hope),

music groups like DuranDuran, Switchfoot, and musicians like Toby mack,

Ozzy Osbourne, and Clay Aiken.

Oh, and while I am thinking about it, I know gloria anderson in rl. Go check her out. She's the definition of osome! :) And I also have an account on fiction press with a ton of other stuff on it. Feel free to go and take a look!

It's all random but still me. :)) You're probably bored out of your mind by now!

Maybe I'll gather some funny stuff to put onto here too. Don't worry.

If it starts off with just a few, it'll develop over time.

Enjoy!! :))

Odds are I didn't write these and odds are I have no idea who did. Sooo... odds are, if i do happen to know, odds are u will too. :) (odds are you're very annoyed with me right now for using the term 'odds are' in overkill, huh?)

"If you show me a piano falling through a mine shaft, I'll show you A flat miner."

"What do you call a bomb sitting on a kitchen floor in France? (say it slowly) Linoleum blown apart."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!"

"I'm not random! You just can't think as fast as I can!"

"Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile."

"I'm confused. No... maybe I'm not."

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

"Sin likes company... Is that why you have so many friends over?"

"Ignorance is bliss... and you're the happiest person I know."

"Life's too short. Put God first."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals."- Sir Winston Churchill

"Boys are like trees. They both take fifty years to grow up."

"I couldn't figure out why that baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me..."

If you are happy and you know it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think the world is crazy and you're the only one who's actually sane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would trump boys for a chocolcate chip cookie, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Not saying I am, b/c my friends call my the strange object of a stick, but I just really liked the list! :))

Ten Reasons Why Being Fat is Good!!

1. It's hard to get kidnapped.

2. You never have to worry about clothes being too big.

3. When you get shot, none of your vital organs get hit.

4. You've got more chins than chinatown. (didn't understand how that was good...)

5. On Halloween, you don't have to wear a bag, but can go as a very convincing Buddha.

6. If all else fails in life, you have a very promising career as a sumo wrestler.

7. You never get cold.

8. You never have to seek a padded chair.

9. When you order a large milkshake at Chick-fil-A, people know it's not just because you had a bad day.

10. The best reason of all is... (drum roll, please) You always have the right to say "Hey! Santa Clause isn't exaclty a model and he makes children all over happy!"

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