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So. I'm 14.

I've just gathered courage enough to write this thingy, so it's probably gonna turn out weird. I'm terribly afraid of doing something wrong, that'll make me look like I don't know what. I think I should get a life instead of doing this ._.

I live in a little cute town in Sweden, and any more information of my whereabouts than that is unnescessary. Or however you spell that.

I love manga and books, and recently I've been wanting to be a mangaka or an author. I think I have more chances of being an author, so I think I'll just shut up about it.

I'm planning on writing about anything between heaven and earth here, depending on my mood. If you like smut, I'll probably try out something like that too. Can't say it'll turn out very good, but I can try. Heck, I could even try writing a horror story!

I don't even know why the eff I'm writing all this, knowing no one will read it. I think I just should shut up and start writing some descent fanfics...


List of favourite characters(Almost all of them are guys -.-):

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus:

Luke Castellan- He's NOT evil 3:

Apollo - Because he is so pretty damn hot

Hades - Who could not love the incredibly cool asskicker also known as the Lord of the Dead?

Leo Valdez - He's adorable! :3

Harry Potter:

Oliver Wood - I melt everytime I hear his scottish accent in the movies :3

Draco Malfoy - You saw that coming xD

Sirius Black - What's not to love about him?

Cedric Diggory- Apparently, a lot of people I love die in books .

Severus Snape - He IS cool, admit it!

Fred Weasley - Again, a lot of people I love die :'(

George Weasley - Both of the twins are incredibly adorable, and you know it

Nymphadora Tonks - Because it has to be ONE woman I like, right?

Blaise Zabini - No particular reason, other than him being part ITALIAN :d

The Hunger Games:

Cinna - He dies too. Damn Katniss, it's your fault -.- And I don't think there is really need to tell you why this man is so amazing. It's already obvious enough :3

Darius - No words needed for this one T.T

Fairy Tail:

Freed Justine - Because he is so incredibly adorable :$

Laxus Dreyar - Sexy as hell, don't you dare say otherwise. The statement will cost your life, especially if Laxus-sama hears you.

Rogue Cheney - Is it really possible that ONE SINGLE SMILE can make one fall so incredibly hard for him?

Bacchus - He's awesome. Just sayin'.

Asuka Connell - SHE'S SO ADORABLE I'M GONNA DIE! (Die, Flare, for taking her as hostage!)

Bickslow - He's effin' crazy. I love him!

Gray Fullbuster - I think the reason is obvious. He's hot, he uses ice, and he's always running around half-naked :3

Erza Scarlet - She's so damn awesome at kicking ass, isn't she?

Happy - He's so cute, isn't he? His obsession for fish is really amusing, and I love how he teases Lucy all the time :D

Mavis Vermillion - How can one be so childish and wise at the same time? I love her determination to win XD

Totomaru - He's just awesome, I simply love him :3

Cobra - How the hell did I forget to include him in the list earlier?! But seriously, a Poison Dragonslayer? How cool is that?

Midnight - To think I forgot him too... Unforgivable! As Erza would say, please, someone punch me!

Lyon Vastia - If I like Gray, I have to like Lyon too, right? He also runs around half-naked, although not as often as Gray. Pity.

Naruto:

Kakashi Hatake - I wish he'd take off that DAMN MASK! I want to see his face D: #1 favorite of all time in Naruto :D

Orochimaru - He's the second sexiest villain you'll ever see (The first being Hidan) 8D

Hidan - I love his language xD I find it hilarious! Not to mention he's pretty good-looking ;) #1 favorite of all time in Naruto, together with Kakashi ;) Hell, he might even win over Kakashi, 'cause I love Hidan just that much!

Deidara- So cute *-*

Kiba Inuzuka - I die everytime I see him since that time-skip...

Shikamaru Nara - He's so awesome :D

Neji Hyuga - His Byakugan is so cool!

Tsunade - Again, there has to be ONE woman

Itachi Uchiha - You knew this was coming too, didn't you?

Gaara of the Sand - With the Shukaku or not, he's one of the most awesome characters of the whole series!

Genma Shiranui - Bet you don't even know who he is, right? Well, look it up! I simply adore him!

Iruka Umino - Yep, one more guy I love. C'mon, it's impossible to ignore his cuteness, right?

Kisame Hoshigaki - You'll probably think I'm insane, but I find Kisame kinda sexy *

Kimimaro - His Kekkei Genkai is awesome. Why the hell did you have to kill him, Masashi?

Izuna Uchiha - He was cute, dammit :'(

Tobirama Senju - Even that Impure World Reincarnation-thingie can't bring him back now T.T

The Legend Of Zelda:


Ghirahim - Or rather, Lord Ghirahim. "These news have filled my heart with RAINBOWS!" Master Ghirahim, you have now officially entered my list of most epic characters of all time.

Link - I think it's pretty obvious, isn't it? He's the hero, and all... Besides, he IS pretty cute :3

Midna - WHY?! WHY DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR, MIDNA?! T.T

Beast/Wolf Link - I don't know if I should count him as the normal Link, but either way, it's still awesome :D

Dark Link - By now, you should know I would include him in my list...

Prince Ralis - He's cute. Enough said.

Link the Cat - You remember that woman in the store, in the beginning of Twilight Princess? You know her cat? She named him after Link. I think it's enough reason for the cat to be in my favorite's list. Besides him being cute.

Ludwig Kakumei:

Ludwig - Of course. He's sexy as hell :3

Wilhelm - Ludwig's (somewhat) loyal servant. He had to be included, he's pretty damn cute :D

Dorothea - I don't know, I just like her :)

Hansel - I bet you don't even know who he is, right?

Gretel - Neither do you remember her :3

Julius - Or should I say Juliana? He's a boy, but he really acts like a girl... Not to mention he's gay. But that's one of the reasons I like him :P

One Piece:

Roronoa Zoro - We're alike, my sense of direction is almost as bad as his :3 And he's awesome ;)

Sanji - Haha, I love his womanizing ways :D

Boa Hancock - I can't believe she's in love with Luffy. But she's still cool, so of course she's included in my list :)

Nico Robin - Now this woman is just awesome. No other real reason why I like her :3

Kavazi - Remember him? That acrobat/pirate in Buggy's crew, the one who enjoyed kicking Zoro's wounds :3 I just like HIM, not what he did to Zoro, of course.

Buggy - I usually hate clowns, but this guy is impossible for me not to like :D

Axis Powers Hetalia:

Gilbert Beilschmidt (PRUSSIA) - Kesesese Isn't Gilbert awesome?

Francis Bonnefoy (FRANCE) - Gotta love that pervert, honhonhon

Heracles Karpusi (GREECE) - That's one hot piece of a Greek, don't you think?

Sadiq Adnan (TURKEY) - Both with and without his mask, you have to admit he's sexy :3

Ludwig Beilschmidt(?) (GERMANY) - Why so serious? :P Awesome guy, but not as much as his brother *cough*Gilbert*cough*

Ivan Braginski (RUSSIA) - Scary as hell O.O But also so cute and childish at the same time... All will become one with Mother Russia, da? Kolkolkolkol

Matthew Williams (CANADA) - Who?

Lovino Vargas (ROMANO/SOUTH ITALY) - Feliciano's older and grumpier older brother. Also, they have the same amount of cuteness, of course.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (SPAIN) - He was the only one not mentioned earlier in the list, of the (in)famous Bad Touch Trio :D

Feliciano Vargas (NORTH ITALY) - Ve! PASTAAAAA

Matthias Køhler (DENMARK) - Danskjävel xD I may be Swedish, but I guess I can accept him as the King of Northern Europe...

List of favorite characters overall (Not in order, I love them all equally):

Gilbert Beilschmidt (PRUSSIA) Axis Powers Hetalia

Francis Bonnefoy (FRANCE) Axis Powers Hetalia

Sadiq Adnan (TURKEY) Axis Powers Hetalia

Lovino Vargas (ROMANO/SOUTH ITALY)Axis Powers Hetalia

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (SPAIN) Axis Powers Hetalia

Hidan Naruto

Kakashi Hatake Naruto

Itachi Uchiha Naruto

Kisame Hoshigaki Naruto

Deidara Naruto

Kimimaro Naruto

Orochimaru Naruto

Roronoa Zoro One Piece

Sanji One Piece

Kavazi One Piece

Nico Robin One Piece

Ludwig Ludwig Kakumei

Wilhelm Ludwig Kakumei

Ghirahim The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Laxus Dreyar Fairy Tail

Freed Justine Fairy Tail

Rogue Cheney Fairy Tail

Cinna The Hunger Games

Darius The Hunger Games

Luke Castellan Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Apollo Percy Jackson and the Olympians / Greek Mythology

Oliver Wood Harry Potter

Nymphadora Tonks Harry Potter

Fred Weasley Harry Potter

George Weasley Harry Potter

Cedric Diggory Harry Potter


List of OC's for my stories(Because I HAVE to write them somewhere, otherwise I'll forget them):

Harry Potter:

Adrian Scarlett - Slytherin

Dirty blonde hair that goes to the middle of her back, dark green eyes, same year as Harry. Will probably be together with Blaise Zabini.

Fairy Tail:

Ravenia Lotus - Mist mage of Fairy Tail

Long, black hair, purple eyes. Will be together with Laxus.

Sapphire - Independent Light Magicmage

Long, orange-ish hair, bright green eyes. Rogue Cheney's lover.

Dakota Blue - Telekinesis-mage of Fairy Tail

Dark blonde hair and emerald green eyes. Forever Alone(Haha, as if. But no, she won't be together with anyone). Lillya's older sister.

Lillya Blue - Music mage of Fairy Tail

Blood red hair and light blue eyes. Will be together with Freed. Dakota's little sister.

Renan Takahashi - Rock Dragonslayer of Fairy Tail

Dark brown hair and onyx-colored eyes. Will be together with Mirajane.

The Hunger Games:

Hazel - Cinna's fiancée

Long, pure white hair, dark brown eyes, four years younger than Cinna. Did not survive the rebellion, and left a daughter, Cinna's daughter, behind.

Dantia Lumina - District 10's female tribute and champion in the 72nd Annual Hunger Games

Short, dark brown hair with reddish tints in the sunlight, violet eyes, between 160 and 170 centimetres. She is one of those unusually good-looking tributes, like Finnick, Glimmer and Cashmere. Snow being Snow, and Snow being evil, she was "rented" as prostitute just like Finnick and Cashmere. 18 when she was reaped, 21 during the 3rd Quarter Quell and rebellion. Survived the rebellion. Romantically interested in Dark.

Dark - District 10's and Dantia's stylist

Surgically altered his ears to be pointy, as in elven ears (I find it cute, thank you very much), slightly tanned skin, platinum blonde, almost white hair, tall, like 180 centimetres or something. Between 21-24 years old, and quite attractive. Survived the rebellion. Romantically interested in Dantia. Uses black eyeliner, but not very much of it.

Yarrow - Member of Dantia's prep team

Early 30s, light green skin, neon yellow hair and eyebrows, dark green eyes. Around Dantia's height. Survived the rebellion.

Valerian - Dantia's favorite member of her prep team

Slightly older than Dark, dark brown eyes, dirty blonde hair (Not dyed), tanned skin and good-looking. Survived the rebellion. Around Dantia's height.

Atala - Valerian's twin sister and member of the prep team

Same age as Valerian, dark brown eyes, bright red hair, light pink skin, red tattooed patterns spreaded out on her body. Good-looking, and some good centimetres shorter than Dantia. Survived the rebellion.

Lyrica - District 10's escort

Fairly young, so she was given one of the poorer districts. Bright orange wig, that almost reaches down to her waist in curls. Uses very much make-up, and has light blue eyes. Pale complexion. Survived the rebellion.

Naruto:

Tenshira Hatake - Medical nin and Kakashi's wife

Scarlet hair, silvery eyes, 172 cm, two years younger than Kakashi.

Mikadzuki Hatake - Kakashi's and Tenshira's daughter

White hair as Kakashi, and has her mother's eyes. Born when Tenshira was 22 and when Kakashi was 24.

Namida Tenshi - Only female Akatsuki besides Konan (And Medea, but Medea is also an OC, so...)

Black hair, heterochromatic eyes, left one golden (Yes, golden. C'mon, there are even red eyes with three pupils, why not a golden one? Besides, Utakata also has golden eyes! And technically, Kakashi also had heterochromatic eyes if you think about it) and right one onyx (Black), 164 cm, same age as Deidara. Together with Hidan.

Medea Uchiha - Missing-nin from Yumegakure, member of Akatsuki

BEFORE YOU START ASSUMING THINGS: Yes, Medea is a REAL Uchiha, but she is not from Konohagakure. Her father was an Uchiha, and during a mission in Yumegakure, he met Medea's mother, and things happened. The Uchiha-man (Let's call him John X3 ) then left and concluded the mission, and returned to Konoha, where he was some years later killed by Itachi together with the rest of the clan. John never returned to Yumegakure, and therefore he had no idea that his temporary lover was pregnant, and gave birth to a baby girl, which inherited John's last name as well as the Sharingan and such. 16 years later, said baby girl ran away from home after experiencing something which led to extreme hatred towards her village, and joined the Akatsuki, having fallen in love with a certain girlish-looking blonde artist with a strange thing for EXPLOSIONS.

ANYWAY, here's Medea's appearence, age and height: Golden brown hair, typical dark Uchiha eyes (Which turn red when the Sharingan is activated, of course), very small and fragile-looking in every way possible (Causing the blonde mentioned earlier to worry a lot). 157 cm, shortest and youngest person in the Akatsuki, with 17 years after the time-skip.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus:

Angellina Dark - Daughter of Hades

Waist-long jet black hair, and brown eyes, 18 in The Lightning Thief. If you cannot already guess who she'll be together with, it's Luke. Of course.

One Piece:

Monkey D. Renna - First mate of the Straw Hat Pirates

Long black hair and black eyes. Luffy's twin-sister. Devil Fruit user, her Devil Fruit being Neko Neko no Mi, Model: Tigress. Zoro's lover (You saw this coming :P).

Axis Powers Hetalia:

Louise Oliveira - Brazil

Brown-ish black hair, dark ember eyes. Pissed at America because of an incident during World War II, calling him for example "Liar" and "Deceiver/Impostor" in her language, Portuguese. Gets along with everyone else pretty good, except for Argentina in terms of sports. Will be together with Gilbert, also known as Prussia.

Adela Vargas - Venice, Italy

Her eyes and hair are the same color as Lovi's, and she possesses child-like appearence but isn't that young at all. Italy/Feliciano's and Romano/Lovino's little sister (Lovi is very protective of her). Will be together with Francis. MAY OR MAY NOT BE BLIND. I haven't really decided yet.

Illia Abshir - Aera (A country I've come up with on my own)

Her background-story is sorta long... Aera is a country that I made up, and it used to be where Turkey is today. Not whole Turkey, of course, just a small part, by the shore. Illia has strange, lilac eyes, and reddish, dark brown hair. The Aereans didn't really have the same looks as the Turks, but it changed after Aera was conquered and dissolved. Now, Illia is the only one left with an autentic Aerean appearence. She is usually cheerful, which is kinda weird considering her hard past (She had a hard time after the Ottoman Empire conquered and dissolved her country - she almost died), and quite lively. She loves dancing, and "bellydancing" was actually something that originated in Aera. It was far more innocent and playful than the dance we see today, though. She also is very artistic, and always paint and draws things the style people used to paint in Aera - also a lost art.


List of favourite pairings (Character x OC not included):


Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus:


Jason x Piper - They look very good together :3

Percy x Annabeth - Meant to be, of course. Luckily, Rick Riordan knows it too and made them get together :D

The Hunger Games:


Cato x Peeta - What? Nothing wrong with them, is there?

Peeta x Katniss - Obviously, I guess...

Finnick x Annie - Of COURSE Finnick had to die. Typical.

Harry Potter:


Blaise x Draco - They were made for each other :D

Fairy Tail:


Laxus x Freed - I usually don't like yaoi in Fairy Tail, but THIS, is definitely an exception. They. Are. Soulmates. If only Hiro Mashima would understand that... *sighs sadly* I hate every other pairing that involves one of them (OCs not included, of course, but they don't count) :(

Bacchus x Cana - Both love alcohol. I think it's reason enough for them to get together :3

Lyon x Gray - This is another exception 8D

Gazille x Levy - C'mon, there is already proof enough they NEED to be together!

Jellal x Erza - If only Jellal would stop feeling so guilty the whole fuckin' time...

Leo x Aries - Destiny, did you hear? DESTINY!

Elfman x Evergreen - Of course, it's meant to be :D

Scorpio x Aquarius - I am NOT writing this because Aquarius threatened to kill me if I didn't O.O

Naruto:


Kakashi x Iruka - Kakashi has to be seme, otherwise it's just wrong. Can you imagine adorable, sweet Iruka, dominating Copy Ninja Kakashi? No? I thought so.

Itachi x Deidara - Such a shame they hate each other...

Kankurou x Sakura - Sakura should stop obsessing about Sasuke and realize her true love is Kankurou, just sayin'...

Sasuke x Naruto - You saw that coming, you have to admit it XD

Tobirama x Izuna - I just love this pairing. It was seriously love at first sight.

Hashirama x Madara - Don't blame me, they're cute together :3

The Legend of Zelda:


Ghirahim x Link - Aren't those two FABULOUS together? *sighs dreamily*

Ludwig Kakumei:


Ludwig x Wilhelm - Of course, they are meant to be :D Pity Yuki Kaori doesn't know that :( *sighs sadly*

Axis Powers Hetalia:


Ludwig x Feliciano (GERMANY X ITALY) - Of course. I don't even need to say anything about this one.

Sadiq x Heracles (TURKEY X GREECE) - Sorta love/hate relationship. They look so good together :D

Antonio x Lovino (SPAIN X ROMANO) - One word: AWWWWW :3

Gilbert x Roderich (PRUSSIA X AUSTRIA) - Also a love/hate relationship. Gotta love that kind of relationships :D


You'll always be my friend. You know too much.


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


I can't believe I'm re-posting this -.- I'm so supersticious sometimes...



X = 1

x = 0,5

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[x] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. #Depends on my mood, I guess?#
[ ] -I have a piercing/s. #I wish#
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person. #It's as easy to read me as an open book.#
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2,5 ] Oh well.

Konan
[x] - Most of my friends are guys. #I think it's half and half...#
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects. #Are you kidding me?#
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2,5 ] Okay?

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[x] - Many people find me attractive. #I have no idea of how many it is, but I can say lots of people stare at me when I walk by. It's creepy, seriously, considering most of them are guys 3 or 4 years older than me#
[x] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. #Mature? I guess sometimes... Quiet? No. Definitely no.#
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[x] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. #I'm one of the best, but there are asians in my class. No matter how good you are at something, there's always an asian kid who's better than you. So damn true -.-#

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ] Itachi is awesome, such a shame we're not very alike...

Kisame Hoshigaki
[x] - Sharks are AWESOME! #I... Guess? If they're in an aquarium, then yes. Out in the seas when you're swimming? No.#
[ ] - I like gore :3 #Isch#
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3,5 ] Highest score so far... Wow, didn't expect me to be similar to Kisame O.o

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age. #People think I'm what, 16? 17?#
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient. #To say the least XD#
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. #She's obsessed with Sasuke. OBSESSED#
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me. #Depends on my mood. If I'm pissed, it's the worst thing in the world. If I'm normal, I'm the one causing them :3#

[Sasori Score: 2,5 ] Aw, such a shame. Love Sasori...

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. #Usually, I AM that friend#

[Deidara Score: 2 ] 2?! Damn -.-

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender. #Are you effin' kidding me?#
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan. #Crazy bastard. Hidan's way too sexy to be hated by anyone#
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.

[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned. #I'm so damn white it's almost sad#

[Kakuzu Score: 0 ] Don't even like him that much, so I don't really care.

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. #Hidan is contagious, I swear!#
[X] - I hate Kakuzu. #Kinda. He kicked Kakashi HARD, he must pay! And he would love to kill Hidan, so that's another reason I dislike him!#
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents. #I guess. I'm always hurting myself unintentionally. I hope that's what you mean, because I have no idea of what prone means#

[Hidan Score: 5 ] Woohoo! I LOVE this guy, he's my favourite in Naruto together with Kakashi :D

Zetsu
[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides. #Kinda, I guess. My hyper-active side who's normally happy, and my rarely shown depressed side#
[x] - Nature is AWESOME! #Depends on my mood#
[ ] - I'm usually alone. #No. Just no.#
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[x] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man! #I'm not a big fan of either. I'm chocoholic :3#

[Zetsu Score: 3,5 ] 3,5?! Wow, wasn't expecting that O.o

Tobi
[x] - I'm always hyperactive. #Well... Most of the time#
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. #Not only one XD#
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[x] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. #Depends. I'm rarelly sad, that's true, I guess#

[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D #Aww :3#

[Tobi Score: 3 ] I liked Tobi before he turned into an arrogant bastard. Oh well.

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people. #Depends. Only people in my class, whom birthdays are after mine. Does that count as younger, even though we were born in the same year?#
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour. #I hate the sun. It's... Warm. Too warm.#
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME! #Yes they are!#
[x] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. #Well, before he turned into an evil bastard, I did.#
[X] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. #HA! Are you effin' kidding me? I'm so lazy it's almost sad#
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane. #Might happen sometimes...#

[Orochimaru Score: 4 ] Love this guy. Even though he's a weirdo. But I guess that's why I love him, besides him being sexy :3


Wow, I'm not very alike Akatsuki at all... Wasn't a very big surprise, I guess :/


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

My faith:Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...

He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...

He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..

He had no army , yet the kings feared him..

He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...

He commited no crime , yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...

If you belive in God and Jesus Christ his son

then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says

"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko, Blood Butterflies, DarknessOnMyEyes


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world,Aka Aurora, LilyGirl101, Blood Butterflies, DarknessOnMyEyes


If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it turns weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fanfiction, copy this.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." - Unknown, I guess

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever copied something from someone else’s profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both…copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Writer’s Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_-- or $_$

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Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that."

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

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A Fairy Tail Ending by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
When Lucy and Natsu fall into a magical book of fairy tales, the only way to get out is to go through each tale and achieve its happy ending. Who said it would be easy? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,507 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Konan's Day of Revenge by coffee whore reviews
The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Glitter In the Air by Saerus2665 reviews
After breaking up with his tyrannical and absolutely insane girlfriend, Nikolai finds that maybe it's time to do some soul searching. Fortunately for him, the new Romanian transfer student came just in time to help. High school! BulgariaXRomania YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,618 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bulgaria, Romania
Some Things Never Change by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
After a touch of 'adult' playtime Ike and Marth take a moment to remember how all the Smashers played when they were all back in kindergarten, still young and innocent. Kirby somewhat upgraded from just biting people. Samus just learned not to use her teeth. Set in a sort of continuous school AU. Established IkexMarth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Marth, Ike - Complete
Forest Adventures by Mettlei reviews
The little kitty is in heat and a big bad wolf takes advantage of that. Sasuke needs a little convincing, but is soon a screaming mess in Suigetsu's arms. Role-play story! Graphic Yaoi! AU. OOC-ness. Suigetsu/Sasuke. Co-written with Dana-Eliza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Religion of Jashin by Mairu and Kururi reviews
Hidan tries to convert Deidara. T for fails and I think there's language can't remember .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Lap of Luxury by Graydarkness reviews
Iruka joins Kakashi on a mission. During their time together Iruka questions what he is to Kakashi, whether they're friends or something more… Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
99th Hunger Games: A Tropical Paradise by Errow reviews
The 99th Hunger Games are sure to be filled with twists and turns! Send in your very own tribute and watch as they are hurled into an arena and forced to fight to the death against 23 other tributes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012
Rematch by Absinthine reviews
One-shot. Bacchus drops by to visit Fairy Tail, and he and Cana have a rematch in drinking... awful summary, but you get the idea. M for implied lemon and language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
Out Of Context by Draconis Kitten Sweetie reviews
An entire conversation can be made so awkward, just by missing a few words... Rated T for... Well, read and find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Ike, Marth - Complete
No Boys allowed! by badkitty61589 reviews
The guys at Fairy Tail are really giving the girls a hard time. What they need, according to Mirajane, is a girls night! No Boys Allowed! In how many was can this get interesting? Nalu,Gale,Bixana,and Jerza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Bickslow, Cana A. - Complete
Who He Dreams About by Roar-Of-The-Pancake-Dragon reviews
Natsu is asleep after a hard mission and two people decide to visit him. But how will things work out when he starts talking in his sleep? And who does Natsu dream about? Competition between NaLi and NaLu! Humor/Romance one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Lucy H., Lisanna S. - Complete
Opportunities by Roriette reviews
Gray gets stuck doing cleaning duties and serving detention with his long-time rival and elder, Lyon, as punishment due to their destructive behavior. While Gray sulks over the punishment, Lyon is intent on making use of their situation...fully.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Lyon V., Gray F.] - Complete
I Need a Hero by KuroGoddess reviews
Heracles needs someone. He was a man of passion, but no one to show it to. He's been up late at night thinking. He wants someone strong, fast, and strait from battle. The only one he can think of is…. TurkeyxGreece. The inspiration was from the song "I need a hero" by Frou Frou. SadikxHeracles. Both human and country names used. YAOI.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Years of Evelyn by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
The word "parent" was alien and incompatable with their own identities, because even Levy and Gajeel had trouble believing that two creatures as different as they were would be capable of combining and producing another human being.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
pain to be a genius by gabriel.x0 reviews
Someone woos Iruka and all the facts say it's Kakashi. But Kakashi knows better - he isn't guilty. Anyway - guilty or not, he has to deal with it. And with repercussions too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The 'Kya' by AznMelody5678 reviews
The children of Erza have a question. "Oh yeah! Mommy, is it true that the first time you screamed 'Kya' was because you fell down a hole?" She asked innocently. Erza sweat dropped. "Y-Yes." Erza replied. Slight JeRza and NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
An Average Morning For Sasuke by Dosu Disciple reviews
Just another morning for Sasuke. He's such a morning kind of guy. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Jealousy by gNat2 reviews
All this from a stupid, attention-eating kitten. Greece x Reader, GreecexReader oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Greece - Complete
Of Jealousy and Creepy Ideas by seyeire reviews
Levy is angry. Gajeel is jealous. PAntherlily is soo dead. First FT Fanfic. Enjoy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Welcome to Hell! by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
All hail the not-so-creative title! ; Deidara is forced to give up his room to Kisame, and share with Itachi. He's sure it's going to suck, but he can't deny these feelings brewing inside of him... and what's Kisame planning? ItaDei, yaoi, lemon later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Shower Emotions by Dana-Eliza reviews
Deidara surprises Itachi under the shower. Yoai, manxman, you know what I'm talking about.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [Deidara, Itachi U.] - Complete
I'll Be Watching You by Dana-Eliza reviews
Itachi is stalking Deidara, but does Deidara really mind? Yoai, manxman. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Normality by Mettlei reviews
Yaoi. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Habits by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan has a habit, and only one answer to a logical argument. Kakuzu and Hidan friendship fic. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
By My Side by KawaiiRiniBunny reviews
Out of all the fates in the world, why the hell did he have to get this one? Hidan, oneshot, crack. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Morning After by XxChibiLokixX reviews
Basically the morning after an interesting night. Russia/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
The start of a new adventure by The Yellow Zeta reviews
Horrible title, I know. Levy was asked on a mission, but not by Jet and Droy. And they don't take it really well... There's also a microscopic hint of FreedxLaxus. Rated T just to be sure and for some language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
What's the Rush? by Silence Is Not Golden reviews
A sudden request from your very own Lucy Heartfilia, puts Erza in the same room with the man that always managed to invade her thoughts. With only an hour, they made their moment, memorable. Jellal F. x Erza S.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain] - Complete
Who like short shorts? by pikinanouart reviews
collection of short stories about Fairy Tail, will contain humor, romance and all that jazz! -Valentine Day special up!-
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Destiny by PurpleDiva888 reviews
"IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?" Her fist clenched, "THAT I FELL FOR YOU? AFTER BEING WITH YOU FOR AGES!" And with that, she ran away.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Loke/Leo, Aries - Complete
Cinna's Arms by xyadove reviews
Peeta breaks down after another rejection by Katniss. Cinna finds him on the roof. PROMPT: UST; simple attraction. Cinna/Peeta. RATED T.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Cinna, Peeta M. - Complete
The Beauty of Scent: Sweet Dreams by Fhal reviews
Marth dreams a pleasant dream. Ike happens to have a pleasant smell to him. One-shot. Implied Ike x Marth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Snuggie by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Apparently, an S-ranked criminal can't enjoy the benefits of having a blanket with arms without having his masculinity questioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hidan - Complete
What's Your Game? by JereduLevenin reviews
Oneshot speculative GhiraLink. Link is unsure of the Demon's motives, for all that Ghirahim seems to be telling the truth. What could the dethroned Demon Lord possibly want from him?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Hammerspace by Shadow of Darkness 22 reviews
About to finally get Link where he wanted, something unexpected decided to prolong any progress for Ghirahim. Ghirahim/Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Ghirahim, Link] - Complete
Of Bittersweet Treasures by Toy-Sensei reviews
Erza is the key to his treasure, which was a chest that lied inside his heart and were forever bound in chains. But what amazed him was the fact that with just one taste of her, he knew that only she... can open his true, sickening desires.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Logia Love by Chakolit Chip reviews
Some Devil Fruits are related. When 2 Logia users encounter one another for the first time their Devil Fruits attract to each other. Smoker and Ace just can't resist the call of their powers. SmoAce PWP Lemon Oneshot Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
You and I Tonight: Sequel? by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
A sort of sequel to my 2011 AkuRoku day fanfic. What were Sora and Riku up to before Roxas walked in and noticed that they were a little too flushed to have been doodling on Riku's cast, like they seemed to be doing? Warning: Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Baby Kittens by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
'"So," Naruto questioned, turning pleading blue eyes to the other man. "Can we keep them?"' Naruto brings home a surprise for Sasuke. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We are! by JumpingInJoy reviews
Changing the story a bit. Shounen-ai.
Ludwig Kakumei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ludwig, Wilhelm/Wil
Tuxedo Strawberries by Sharmander reviews
Axel knows chocolate covered fruit only leads to trouble, and yet, he finds himself in Roxas' kitchen trying not to stare at his best friend's butt and possibly ruin their friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Faz de Conta by Chibi Mari-chan
Sobre brincadeiras e vestidos.
Ludwig Kakumei - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ludwig, Wilhelm/Wil - Complete
Dealing with Dragons and Female Mages by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
Gajeel and Natsu talk about their relationships. While hiding in a closet. Levy and Lucy talk about their relationships. While looking for their men.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gajeel R., Natsu D. - Complete
Prussia's Stay by Sakue Sayuri reviews
Prussia has been staying at Russia's house for a while now because of the Berlin wall, and he hates it. Russia intends to change that. YAOI Oneshot. RussiaXPrussia Hinted LithuaniaXPoland and GermanyXItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
You and I Tonight by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Roxas didn't get butterflies, he got pterodactyls when Axel grinned and winked at him. He shook himself out of it, and looked at Sora for the okay. His twin nodded. They were ready to play. For AkuRoku Day 2011!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Unspoken Rules by FairyTailFamily reviews
Fairy Tail had rules. Some were enforced while others were not. It was a known fact that depending on the rule you broke, you'd get punished. There were a few unspoken rules in the guild though. Sadly for Natsu, he broke every unspoken rule in the book.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Erza S., Natsu D.
What I Love About You by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
When Fried starts to question his worth to Laxus, the lightning mage tells him. T for Laxus lanuage. LaxusxFried
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Laxus D., Freed J. - Complete
Unorganized Paperwork by Milow Costa reviews
Sequel to my story The Little Merman ZoSan . Sanji and Zoro are on their honeymoon and Sanji has left Smoker with tons of paperwork. Is there something Ace can do to share him up? I'm sure our beloved fire fist will figure something out. SMOXACE Slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Conversion Method by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Tobi is a very bad boy, always causing problems for his Senpai and all. This time Hidan gets involved. Poor Deidara. I know, the summary kinda sucks. Please R&R anyway! K Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Romeo & Juliet by KunoichiWolf reviews
Like the Capulets and Montegues, the Uchiha and Senju are mortal enimies. However, two of the younger members meet and fall in love. YAOI! TobiIzu and possible HashiMada later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tobirama S., Izuna U.
Plain by rhealunatits reviews
You were plain. Blending in with the crowd. Until he found you. Of course, you'd know he wasn't just a handsome face... Turkey/Reader Mature just in case
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Turkey - Complete
O Que Você Não Vê by Sabaku no T reviews
Se lhe perguntassem, Mirajane não saberia explicar porque havia realmente desmaiado. – Elfman & Evergreen – Oneshot – Spoilers do capítulo 208
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Elfman S., Evergreen - Complete
Just For Tonight by asianpearl reviews
Because one chance is all you get. An Erza X Jellal fic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Proteção by Sabaku no T reviews
Ela nunca se tornaria rank-s sem um parceiro forte. – Gazille Redfox & Levy McGarden – Oneshot - Spoilers do capítulo 202
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Levy's Date by pikinanouart reviews
Levy goes on a date. Lucy wants to check on her friend. Erza is a ninja. It's just a normal date, right? UPDATE! last chap and bonus story up, enjoy! CHECK AUTHORS NOTE FOR LINK TO FANART
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,788 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Levy M., Lucy H. - Complete
Things France isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
The title says it all.I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about France breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - France
Things Russia isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all.I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Russia breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Russia
Things Belarus isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all. I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Belarus breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Belarus
Things Japan isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all. I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Japan breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Japan
Things Spain isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all.I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Spain breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain
Admissions by MiyuTanemura reviews
This is one ending for the story, after Ludwig and Wilhelm's escape. LuiWil
Ludwig Kakumei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - [Ludwig, Wilhelm/Wil] - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete