Hello and welcome to my profile! If you don't want to be here, click the back button! -_- If you do want to be here, keep reading.

I am 17 years old and, in case you failed to see the little flag above, I live in America. I am a junior in High School, and an aspiring marine biologist. I'm not sure if fanfiction and biology go together, but I don't care. My humor is often very dry, as I've watched far too much Monty Python and Benny Hill. I'm a bit like Bakura (a shout out to all you YGO Abridged fans xD)

I hope that in joining FanFiction.Net I can help build my writing and grammar skills, and maybe make a few cools friends along the way. Feel free to message me if you have a request fanfic you want me to write, unless it's yuri or hentai, because that grosses me out. :P

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