I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

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~Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

~The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

~Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

~It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

~Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

~Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

~Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

~I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

~When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

~After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

~Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

~Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

~A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

~I can resist everything except temptation.

~A room without books is like a body without a soul.