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So...

I'm a 25 year-old Twilight fanatic. My sisters think I'm totally obsessed. They're probably right. Don't care.

I've been reading fan fiction for probably just over a year. I started reading on Twilighted.org and finally made my way to fanfiction.net!

One of these days, I'm going to start writing. I already have a couple of ideas working around in my head, but until then I'm just going to sit back and let my obsession rule my life. :)

I've read the Twilight series 4 times already. When I found fan fiction, I found I could finally give it a rest (from me at least). I've been "preaching the gospel" of Twilight and loaning out "the good book(s)" to all my friends and coworkers. So, at the hospital where I work (I'm a nurse, btw), we have had many heated discussions regarding our undying devotion to the hottest of all fictional vampires (i.e. Edward Cullen). From ages 25 (me) to mid-50's (my buddy Kim), we all love us some Twilight.

Fact:

1. Team Edward is the only team. Team Jacob only exists in the minds of hormone-driven tweens.

2. My friend Leslie and I are hoping for a special NC-17 version of Breaking Dawn.

3. I have a full length poster of Robward on the back of my bedroom door. Yes, I am 25. And again, I don't care. Nobody has to sleep in here but me. Oh, and I have my Rob Pattinson calendar next to my iMac with the Rob Pattinson desktop theme. Yummy.

4. I actually have an entire photo album on my iTouch dedicated to my man, Rob. And yes, I have been known to Bump. So if you're ever in Gulfport, MS, you call me up, and it too can be yours.

5. In theaters, I saw Twilight twice and New Moon four times. I already have my work schedule worked so that I am off on the release dates of all forthcoming DVD release dates and movies (Remember Me, Eclipse). I like to plan ahead.

6. My sister and I have coined the term "Twi-high". We felt it the moment we saw Edward walk into the cafeteria in Twilight. Swear to God, we were in my car driving back to the house when we both realized that we hadn't spoke a word and were wearing ridiculous smiles on our faces. I'm a virgin (SHOCKER), but I'm pretty sure that's orgasm afterglow. Ever since then, I haven't looked back.

Fiction:

My current favorites can be viewed under my favorites tab. I'll post a better list later when I have the names for all authors. Wouldn't want to deny them the spotlight. :)

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Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,680 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,686 - Follows: 8,119 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,574 - Follows: 10,896 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,529 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,715 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6147 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Bars by theladyingrey42 reviews
She dances from my arms into his, never knowing the damage she inflicts, nor the risk she runs as she tests my control. I want to be everything to her, but I can no more change my past than I can bring myself to let her go. Summer Lovin' Contest Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Stings by araeo reviews
Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovesick by LionsLamb reviews
Bella has loved Edward for as long as she can remember; to him, she is just a sister. Five years later, and she is seeing him for the first time since an awkward confession. Will sparks fly or will she remain the sister? Two-shot, rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by LionsLamb reviews
A hot, Roman Summer. Two weeks. Two strangers, thrown together in a steamy overseas affair. Two separate loves brewing - for the other. One must leave, but the other inadvertently follows. UST, SMUT, humour, angst. B/E All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,065 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 725 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete