![]() Greetings. Welcome to the profile of the one and only peanut with the ability to spontaneously sprout on a tree. I don't and never will write hard-core erotica for I feel my innocence and showing-not-telling style will be spent on it, and I'm a little shy when it comes to explicit descriptions. Something like that. I'll rely on my wit and humor through the sex scenes, thank you very kindly. Speaking of explicit content, I swear like a sailor. Also, congrats to the fanfiction.net overlords for making the most depressing account layout in history. Don't I feel inspired. Finally, the pieces I might decide to publish to this horrendous website do have copyrighted crap associated with them, so they might get removed, but I could care less. As long as they don't somehow infiltrate the firewalls to my files and delete the story to oblivion, then I don't mind. Sorry if you happen to get into my story. |
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