PeanutsGrowOnTreeshide bio
 Greetings. Welcome to the profile of the one and only peanut with the ability to spontaneously sprout on a tree. I don't and never will write hard-core erotica for I feel my innocence and showing-not-telling style will be spent on it, and I'm a little shy when it comes to explicit descriptions. Something like that. I'll rely on my wit and humor through the sex scenes, thank you very kindly. Speaking of explicit content, I swear like a sailor. Also, congrats to the fanfiction.net overlords for making the most depressing account layout in history. Don't I feel inspired. Finally, the pieces I might decide to publish to this horrendous website do have copyrighted crap associated with them, so they might get removed, but I could care less. As long as they don't somehow infiltrate the firewalls to my files and delete the story to oblivion, then I don't mind. Sorry if you happen to get into my story. |
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While we're here by Holy3cake reviews
Set when the boys are 16-17 and haven't managed to leave the island since the boat never came. Roger has been heartbroken over a certain rough tribe leader, however he doesn't realize that one of the other tribe members is kind and caring.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Jack M., Roger, Simon
On the Passion's Playground by FeraNelia reviews
Life of training and research is made of different sides and duties, but who said you couldn't have some fun too? - A collection of smutty drabbles focused around the daily lives of Ash and Gary, and their personal playground. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru]
Player Two by Sallychan-Stories reviews
We all know Lars and Sadie didn't just play video games on the night she became the famous "Player Two", so what were they up to? Well, it involves fictional violence, a tiny amount of alcohol, and whole heap of hormones. Lars/Sadie, rated M for very explicit reasons! ;-)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Lars, Sadie M.]
The Yaoi Adventures of Ash Ketchum by Won-Chan108 reviews
Gary has been in love with Ash since they were little. As they grow up, he tries to tell Ash his feelings, but Ash just wants sex. Gary secretly follows Ash on all of his adventures from Kanto to Unova, while the oblivious Ash sleeps with all of his rivals. Gary has some serious competition now! Will Ash let Gary love him, or continue to sleep with every boy he meets? RivalsxAsh
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,675 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Feelin' Groovy by GoatEnthusiast reviews
A seemingly quiet night at home has unexpected consequences... Mike/Micky slash.
Monkees - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Micky, Mike - Complete
Those Three Words by TheHornyVirgin reviews
A certain sandy-haired boy from Tatooine unexpectedly steals Han's heart. Set just after A New Hope. SLASH! Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Just a Kiss by Stealthmodeactivate reviews
A Mavin fanfic that takes place after Michael and Gavin rage quit the game Slender (As seen in the video Behind the Scenes: Rage Quit - Slender). Gavin's knee is hurt and Michael is the one who can heal it. Slight implied romance, (especially at the end) but mostly hurt/comfort. Rated M for language (Michael has such a dirty mouth). One-shot for now. I do not own Rooster Teeth.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Gary's HYPNOsis - a rewrite by LukasAldiore reviews
What happens when Gary mistakenly hypnotizes Ash and now suddenly wants to enslave him? Read up MicheLleXoo0o's original fanfic to get the gist of the story. Warning: Yaoi. Hypnosis. Mind Control. S&M. Pokemon. Palletshipping. If you don't like reading these kind of stuff, then don't read it.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,600 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
iNternet: A Tale of Unspeakable Cruelty and Terror by nedthejanitor reviews
When you stare long enough into the abyss, it stares back at you. The iCarly gang only thought they were up to date on Internet culture, but one day they experienced the true horrors of the cyber world they thought loved them. Now everything is falling apart.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
The Holiday by TheSuperWhoLockianHobbit reviews
Hogwarts in it's 8th year, McGonagall decides to arrange a holiday for them all, but who is it that Harry has to sit with on the plane? and share a room with? Yup, you guessed it, none other than Draco Bloody Malfoy. Funny chapter fic Slash Harry/Draco, don't like, don't read. don't forget to R R please :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Firsts by johnnycakewasgolden reviews
Hyde/Eric slash. All of Eric's firsts. Hyde/Eric slash. Dedicated to Debonairly.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Eric F., Steven H. - Complete
iCan't Tell by Mizz-Maddnezz-Tells reviews
Every second of Carly's life changes after she decides not to tell Sam about Jonah trying to kiss her. The little secret spins out of control in this mature drama Fanfiction about abuse, addiction, the true meaning of friendship, and most all, what secrets are actually worth keeping. Rated Mature for Sexual Content, Violence, and Profanity. Please critique and review.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Carly S., Jonah - Complete
Treehouse Loving by Satoshi-sama reviews
First story of what will be a two parter. What 'really' happened when Drake and Josh were trapped in the treehouse by Megan? Semi-explicit M/M sex scene, boy on boy loving. D/J
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
iAm Dared by HuskyWolfHybrid reviews
All night. That's how long they have. All night to finish a dare, all night it a closet. Alone (Rated M for a reason!)
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Ash and Brock's Great Adventure by King of the Chode reviews
Ash walks in on Brock "practicing" his Pokemon breeding skills and soon realizes his feelings for the Asian-Mexican hybrid.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi] - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by rg0 reviews
Freddie/Gibby. PWP, explicit sex. One shot; follow up to Three's a Crowd based on a reader's review.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Freddie B., Gibby - Complete
iBait And Switch by TheScarletOctopus reviews
An ordinary lunch turns into something more. Contains Spam fluff and a possible Creddie LEMON. Rated M.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
iMade a Deal with the Devil by AJParker reviews
This is a companion piece to the story "Trainwreck" which has a CAM-centric storyline. Unwilling to accept Carly's sexuality, Freddie makes a deal with Nevel in an attempt to break them up. Consensual, yet unwilling, boy on boy action ensues!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Freddie B., Nevel P.
Three's a Crowd by rg0 reviews
Spencer/Freddie/Gibby. PWP, explicit sex. One shot for now, but there might be extensions later.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
All Alone in the Dark by W0lf-Spirit reviews
Eric Idle and Mike Palin are writing for Monty Python. But the power cuts in London have plunged them into darkness. Eric decided to act on his emotions.
Monty Python - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Hardis by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
The boys end up inviting Butters to their sleepover, and Kenny and Butters become bored--though Kenny is quick to think of something they can do.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Home by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Everyone is back home for Christmas, and some things never change. Red's still riding Eric, and Fez is still Fez. Of course, some things do change, and some people, like Eric and Hyde, definitely do. Eric/Hyde slash.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Steven H., Eric F.
Wall by BionicGroin reviews
Garfield discovers what the deal is with Jon.
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete