IHaveADickuh
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Joined 11-05-09, id: 2137584, Profile Updated: 11-06-09

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Hi. :waves:

I'm Andrew and I'm an al...
..oh wait. Wrong intro.

I live in NYC and you know what? It's better than wherever it is YOU live.
No, really...it is. :raises eyebrow:

Things I like: Writing, Red Bull, cigarettes, sex, TwiPorn, body modification, motor vehicles, loud and obnoxious music, copious amounts of alcohol, and :whispers: Twilight.
Shut up. You know you love it.

I work in the automotive industry and yes...it IS filled with drama and massive lulz.
EPIC lulz.

I enjoy beta'ing because, well... I just like it.
Do I really need to explain why? You KNOW you don't even care! C'mon!

I'm here for the lemony goodness. Make it tangy!

Do it.

I'm on Twitter. I know you are, too.

Add me! @ihaveadickuh

...no really. I do.

Note

The Indies First Time Writers Challenge is currently open for voting. Please remember to go and cast your vote. The link is listed below. Please remember to remove the spaces from the address, or else it will not work.

. fanfiction . net/u/1932870/Indie_Twific_Awards

...oh, and make sure you vote for Rusted Cars and Court Room Polka.

Because.

Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward