I joined here because of all the awesome stories I've read on the site. I like Anti-Cosmo and I like Jack Frost from Santa Claus 3, those movies are terrific! I also love Data from star trek, good stuff! Adore Falling Skies and Doug Jones! Abe Sapien, Hellboy movies are epic. Despicable Me of course! Minions! :D

I'm an ambassador for Christ!

Favorite quote: Carman, "God how do you see a million years" God, "I see a million years as a second." Carman, "Well how do you see a million dollars?" God, "As a penny." Carman, "God. may I have a penny?" God, "Sure I'll give it to you in a second."

My favorite song: I adore Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Engelbert Humperdinck. But the one in whom I'm absolutely nuts over is Weird Al Yankovic!!!!!!

Favorite shows: Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Falling Skies, Who's Line is it Anyway?, Celebrity Game Night,all CSIs, Amazing Race, Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, Mike and Molly, V, old cartoon network, older Nickolodean, Fairy odd parents when it was good, Home Improvement, Scrubs, Jeff Dunham(not the show)...I do enjoy star trek, wish I can see it more often.

Favorite Movies: Mummy 1, 2, and 3, Dracula: dead and loving it, Young Frankenstein, Hellboy 1 and 2, Footloose, Forest Gump, Breakfast club, Mask(not the cartoon one with the green faced guy), Some kind of Wonderful, Greese, Hairspray, Santa claus 1, 2, and 3, How to train your dragon, Despicable Me 1 and 2, Phantom of the Opera, and UHF!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you've ever woken up from a really crazy dream and rushed down stairs to tell everyone you live with how nuts it was, only to have forgotten what it was all about by the time you reach the kitchen table, copy and paste this into your profile!

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it