Rix94hide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Name: Rix Age: 15 Fav color: Black and purple. Fav anime: NARUTO! Fav characters: Shikamaru Nara Parsonality: Artistic (in everything, writing/singing art/ drama etc ) My twilight story is cancelled... since Twilight no longer intrests me (If u want a good love story watch Moulin rouge, twilight comapared to moulin rouge sucks badly (No offence ) Ok Listen up... I have ideas for several stories and im gonna start writing the story of my OC character but there will be to... One where she comes back around the same time as the manga is noe and the other what would have happened if she never got kidnapped from Konoha. and some other stories next generation stuff, yea. |
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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15079 - Favs: 22,153 - Follows: 19,454 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Miss Independent by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Tsunade once told me that striving to be the best, to be acknowledged, to be renowned, also had a series of disadvantages. But I would have never thought that one of them would send me to Otokagure, serving under the man that once left me on a bench, in the middle of the night, after breaking my heart and killing what was left of my spirit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,196 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Snapshots by peppermint quartz reviews
Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
The Notebook by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema, and NejiTen. The Notebook is simply a way to pass time for us gals in Konoha University. Nothing special in there. Just our Plans, Wills, Code Names, Conversations, Crushes...right, nothing special at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
Mandatory Matrimony by existence555 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari accidentally get married. Tsunade tells them that they will have to stay as husband and wife. How will the two be able to stand the most troublesome married life possible? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Some things are worth the trouble by day dreamerx3 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari haven't seen each other for years. When their countries alliances are at stake they get put on a mission...a mission to get married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,582 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Tidbits by Randomonium reviews
A collection of ShikaTema drabbles- some longish, some very short. They will have a variety of topics. Please read and review! Will be updated intermittently.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,908 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 7,206 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In 500 Words or Less by Zaquix reviews
Chapter 17: Laziness. Of course Shikamaru is guilty. Shikamaru x Temari. ShikaTema. Collection of drabbles from Naruto. Various pairings. Fluff bonanaza.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Shadowing Sakura by existence555 reviews
She's insane. And I'm a stalker. Although, in my defense, I wasn't one until today. Yeah, I see real potential here. AU. SasuSaku, Sasuke's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Troublesome Drabbles by Jakia reviews
She may be troublesome, but she's the type of trouble he likes. ShikaTema drabbles, of varying length. Updated when I feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Body Swap by Chippie reviews
When the guys make a wish on some mysterious coins to understand the girls, they swap bodies! Secrets unfold, and new predicaments are everywhere. What will happen? SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina !REWRITING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rescue Me by Mari Falcon reviews
Whenever good things happen, Naruto always seems to lose something precious. It was as if the universe thought too much good would spoil him. To save his village, his family, what, or who, will he have to lose this time? Sequel to "Belly of the Beast."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
One Hundred Random NejiTen Oneshots! by Kannika reviews
One hundred completely random Nejiten oneshots in one place! Number Seven: Cake. Tenten, what have we told you about cooking with explosives?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Torture or Promise by Graceful.Melody reviews
Ino's parties always end up rather weirdly. SakuSasu - ShikaTema - Rated T - Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aggravation by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The funny thing about them, is that regardless of how perfect they are together, they still cause each other a large amount of aggravation. -collection of ShikaTema drabbles and oneshots. Status always 'complete' because each chapter is a separate story-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,786 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Past Days by black.white.xtina reviews
Years after Konoha fell, a scroll was discovered that enabled the survivors to travel back in time and do it all over again. This is their story. Sasusaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno, ShiTema, GaaMat, TsuJir
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Who's Insane Now? by angelicakes reviews
Temari... Kankurou's talking to inanimate objects again. I think it's time for a little intervention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kankuro
Kazekage Misadventures by YondyB reviews
Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara
Practical Joke by Amnesty reviews
This is actually a short comic that I'm working on thus the "story" if you wish to call it is extremely short. I really just felt like putting it into words... Good for a good cheap laugh! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Of Overprotective Brothers by Strawberry Shake reviews
“You guys mean the world to me and I would never, ever leave you.” Sand Sibs fic with a hint of ShikaTema. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Drabbles for the Troublesome by Splenda reviews
A collection of drabbles all ShikaTema for your reading pleasure. And some Ino bashing just for the fun of things. [ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fishnets by Lady Emerald Star reviews
“What’s wrong with fishnet?” ...Oh, the conversations with which Temari traps Shikamaru. Poor boy never saw it coming. Oneshot. Rated for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Object of My Sister's Desire by jocular monoceros reviews
Gaara hears noises. He seeks help from Kankurou and they go to investigate. Written mainly through their POV. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
PMS by YondyB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Blame the Goddamn Landscape by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, ShinoKibaHina] Let's all have a nice hot cup of calm-the-hell-down; sweetened, preferably, with some aww-how-cute. After which Kiba and Shino will kick Naruto's ass for the hell of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Meet the Nara's by Nara Temari reviews
After losing a bet with Temari, Shikamaru has to let her meet his parents over dinner. Slightly suggestive scene at the end. Shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Just a Mission by Cyberwing reviews
[NejiXTenten] NEJI IS JEALOUS? No way! So what if he wants to beat his target, who Tenten is getting friendly...a little too friendly with, to a bloody pulp? It's just a mission. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,638 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 687 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The Joys of Team 7 by crimsonbutterfly21 reviews
Team 7's teamwork is failing again so Kakashi decided to put them into a test. In order to do their mission, the team has to sacrifice something important to them. The Last Potato Chip Part 3 is here! Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,983 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005
Safe by SnickyPop reviews
Sasuke is back, but is he really safe from his past? more importantly, sakura. [sakusasu] oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devil Incarnate by YondyB reviews
Shikamaru meets his match in a fuzzy ball of hell. Crack. Kittenlovers beware.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
In Denial by TaurenLeaf reviews
A series of drabbles about a girl in denial and how she finally realizes that she does love 'him'. In the point of view of her friends and family. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Keeping Up Appearances by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] Them? Caught in the act? NEVER. [CRACK!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
When Kakashi's Bored by deactivatedstg reviews
Kakashi is bored. What happens when he gets Naruto and the gang together...locked in a house for a month, doing embarrassing things. Pairs: Shikaino, Nejiten, Naruhina, Sasusaku. Don't own Naruto. CRACK!fic written in the bored nights of my younger 11 yr old self. (When Tsunade's Bored is not related.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sleep by Melfina Lupin reviews
Shikamaru is disturbed in the middle of the night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Journal of a Genius by Aralka reviews
On the outside, a lazy genius. What is he like on the inside? Shikamaru's thoughts, feelings and everything. Possible cursing, spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Tongue Tied by 2supersmart reviews
Ne, ne, Sasuke teme! Have you ever heard of the cherry stem myth' [Sasusaku Oneshot] [for Sasuke's bday]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Picture Perfect by Melfina Lupin reviews
Temari thinks of a way to get her brothers to take a picture.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Words on a Page by sharingank reviews
On a whim, Shikamaru poured his feelings into a letter, one that Ino was never meant to see...InoShika... ::grins:: Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Food Play by TheArchives reviews
A series of humorous drabble omake concerning the suggestive uses of food. Complete and total crack. Pairings listed by chapter. Shonenai and het. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/19/2005
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Games We Play by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
When Temari plays an innocent children's game with Gaara an evil plan quickly arises and Kankurou learns the definition of guilt trip. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Shinobi by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
It's finally happened: the rookie nine are growing up! What will the teachers do?...what won't they do? Read and find out! Warning: AU, slight OOC. Rated for poking silliness at the wonders of being a teenager. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Stupid Ideas by Takari-san reviews
NejiTen (Neji x TenTen) - Mito Gai always came up with the oddest and most stupid plans to make his team 'bond' - plans that would never really work. But somehow, they always managed to bring two genins closer together, namely, Neji and TenTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/22/2004
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Motivation Mystery by Mawaru Arashi reviews
Just a normal day in Konohagakure... Or maybe it's not that normal today... Shikamaru is - well, different.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004
Kyuubi's Daughter reviews
The Next Generation Of Konoha 12 3 It starts out with them graduating from the academy 3 Hope you like it D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010