
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hey everybody!
A little about me...
I'm a girl
My name is Jamie
I do karate and play basketball (GO WOLVES!)
I love twilight.
My favorite characters are Jasper Emmett and Alice.
Edward scares me. I swear he's a stalker.
I'm not telling where i live exactly but if you pay attention you might find out
i have four brothers and a twin sisters (Matt 10, Lucas 11, me and Ali 13, Kaiden 17, Deter 19) and yes my profile piture is of me and my twin =)
Color: Blues and Greens
Number: 11
Band: 100 monkeys (they are awesome check them out NOW! i command you!)
Music Genre: Rock and whatever 100 monkeys is
TV Show: I'm Alive
Movie: Edward Scissorhands and the star wars movies! (yup im just that nerdy =P)
Actor: Jackson Rathbone
Actress: Ashley Greene
Kind of Movie: Action or Fantasy
Cartoon: Road Runner
Sport: Soccer, Basketball, Swimming and Cricket (sp?)
Fast Food Restaurant: Sonic
Food: Pasta
Ice Cream: Chocolate
Cereal: Life
Candy: Reeses Peanut butter cups
Drink: Green Tea
Alcoholic Beverage: None cuz that would be underaged drinking
Quote: "Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."
--Have You Ever--
Danced in a public place: YEAH!
Smiled for no reason: Yup
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes!
Talked to someone you don't know: Everyday baby!
Drank alcohol: Only for Church communion
Done drugs: No
Partied 'til the sun came up: Yuppers
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: Yeah
Been out of the country: I was born in Germany and lived there til i was 8 so yea
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from hogwarts when you were 11 copy and paste this onto your profile
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
Blue, and Green!
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
Kaiden cuz he was rapping to his horse and it was hilarious!!
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Sleeping, lol I'm LAZY
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Watching a Christmas movie with my lil bro Matt
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Mr. Goodbar's
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Urm…. No Idont plan on it either
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
Get the H off of me you lazy butt! lol
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate!!
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Ummm... milk?
10, Do you like your wallet?
uh sure!
11, What was the last thing you ate?
A coooookie!
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No I HATE shopping!
13, The last sporting event you watched?
The Celtics game
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Butter! Lots and lots of butter!
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My brother. We were gonna eat dinner and he was outside with the hooorsieeees!
16, Ever go camping?
Yup. Every summer!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Yea Ali says they are good for me soooo
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Yes and proud of it
19, Do you have a tan?
I guess?
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Naah
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
It depends on wut type of container its in!
22, What did your last text message say?
Get ur butt in for dinner!
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
ummm church, cleaning, reading, and homework
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
My twin and her boyfriend... ew lol
26, What color is your watch?
I dont have a watch and i always bug my friends who do!
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Turtlessss!!
28, What is your birthstone?
Emerald
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Usually I just go in cuz you cant really ride a bike through the drive through and i dont have a car sooo yup
30, What is your favorite number?
11
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My best friend/ crush =P
32, Any plans today?
Nooope
33, How many states have you lived in?
Just one but I lived in another country
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
My twin and her bf making out right next to me... its kinda really nasty
35, Last song listened to?
Orson Brawl by 100 monkeys
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Definately not!
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Nopers
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My boots
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
My crushes gf.. =,(
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Maaaybe?
41, Do you love anyone?
yea
42, Do any of your friends have children?
YEA! My big brother Deter has a daughter named Leah and shes soooo cute!!
43, What do you usually do during the day?
School! or if its a weekend then i ride my horsie or write or go on the compuper!
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
i dont hate i simply strongly dislike
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No i usually say 'yo' like the gangsta i am lol
46, What color is your car?
Can't drive... =(
47, Do you like cats?
No i like dogs! i have 3 cooper, tucker and dean!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Yes my bestie!
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yea but only once
50, How did you get your worst scar?
I fell through a glass table... silly me
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
† Christianity is NOT Just A Religion †
† It's A Relationship †
† Let Your Lights Shine Bright †
† For Christ Is To Return Soon †
† Love Jesus †If you believe this is true and you except Jesus as your personal savior copy and paste this and spread the word of Jesus!
I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, signature, or whatever, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, team EdwardLautner, AlruisticE, bubbleblub11
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. I believe--actually, I KNOW--and I am not ashamed because of it!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Most of the time...)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (occasionally but i try not to)
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 19
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
TOTAL: 8
yeah so i'm a bit of a tomboy =P i dont even own any pink clothes!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals,
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I like READING so I MUST be a geek.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (i really do have horsies though!! so i guess this stereotype is correct!)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i swear 100 monkeys im NOT stalking you... and im only mildly fangirl-ish)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomsticks
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
TEAM JASPER.
He knows his way down south.
;)
I do not wish "Edward waz real cuz hes da best EVA and hez hot and PERFECT and i LUVz him!!
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile
-He who laughs last thinks slowest
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Kaiden. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Kaiden.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
i just wanted to say terez and welcome2myworldxoxo u guys are awesome!! i love you!