Yeah, first thing to say is no. I am no Twilight obsessed fan. You'll obviously disagree if you [ever] read this, because when I put it together, I loved it. Sure, it's okay to read it: twilight obsessed fan?? Naw. ETCETCETCETC... I'm going to change up my prof at some point but it the meantime, go read Vera-Henry's faves and her prof. Her sense of humor entertains better than mine. Wooo go SDTV!

I have been trying to convince me bestie, Vera-Henry, that there can be an alternate ending for everything, happy or not. Mainly because I made my own alternate ending for Breaking Dawn. But I mean REALLY. Couldn’t Jake have died to save Bella without a whole big thing with all of his loving fans? Errr…YES. Could Prince Charming have been too heavy to climb up Repunzel’s hair? And given her a major migraine? YES. Could T.V. have held back on killing the Radio star? THE HELL HE COULD HAVE.

There is the ultimate question I am asking people is whether or not Jacob Black, the awesome werewolf for those who don’t know, should have been cut off in the end of Breaking Dawn. All of you Jacob fans won’t agree, but even though I love all the books, I think Stephenie Meyer slacked off at the end part of book 4. A lot of good books have the bad guys down along with at least one good guy dying to protect those he or she loved. Instead, everyone got a happy ending. Oh yah, it’s all good. Jacob hooks up with a toddler. It’s cool. NOT.

Nothing against the story line, but Jake should have died trying to save bella in the Volturi fight that should have happened. I am still trying to rule out what would happen to renesmee, bella’s half vampire, half human daughter. She and Jacob don’t deserve oit but at least Jake will at last be at peace with himself and bella will feel pain over Jacob. My main goal is to get bella to feel the way Jacob did when she rejected his love for Edward.

Okay, enough of my little alternate ending for breaking dawn. now i just wanna think back to all those things that everyone said in the 4 twilight saga books. like my bestie, i enjoy thinking through the 4 books and remembering them. i have seen people put up quotes so i apologize for copying but it is a good idea soo pretty much like this:

So the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb.what a sick, masocistic lion. -twilight

as i go on, i will add more and more quotes as i go. right now, i'm sort off wishing that twilight was my alternate universe, but i pretty much don't wanna be Bella in a time like this.

Writer's aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real writers persevere. The ones that don't either don't have enough fortitude and they probably wouldn't succeed anyway, or they fall in love with the glamour of writing as opposed to the writing of writing."
-Peter McWiliams

Writing well mean never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'- Jef Mallett

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.- W. Somerset Maugham

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness; that is a friend who cares - Henri Nouwen

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." Ray Bradbury

"I try to leave out the parts that people skip." Elmore Leonard

Writing is a socially accepted form of Schizophrenia

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off my bed, hopped into the light. All because you kissed me goodnight.

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

I've built a wall, not to keep anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Like-HECK YES! iT'S WHAT I wrote to Santa for, that and an Edward of my own)

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile (Go Eddy!)

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leaveit immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to takenotes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beatenme with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his cereal)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate people who take character names and make totally crazy stories coughEDWARDxBELLAcough copy and paste this into your profile

If that last copy & paste sounded out of whack

If you just laughed at me saying 'out of whack' seriously, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think I'm rambling copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a hard time restraining your self from throwing yourself in front of a van to see if Edward would sace you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you lost that battle and jumped, copy and paste this into your pro-OWW! Opps. moved my brocken arm, ya know, the one from the van accident?;-)

Copy and Paste this on your profile:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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MOST AWKWARD MOMENT OF MY LIFE:

Occurred 3.12.09. I was in science class, which is usually noisy because everyone talks a lot. There are two guys at my table, who we shall call Bob and Mo (no offense to people named Bob or Mo). My friend Chemi and I insult them back whenever they insult us (which is everyday). So Bob came over while I was drawing in my Awesome-Book-Of-Twilight-Related-Stuff, which has all my story ideas and pictures for the stories, and he started saying things like "Let me see!" and "Ooh, pretty pictures." Then he saw one of my rough drafts of a story and said, "Who's Dr. Fang?"

Which was, of course, Carlisle. You should know which Carlisle. I told him so.
Then he said, "Who's Bella Swan?"

WTF? Who is BELLA SWAN? Sure, I get why he'd ask about Dr. Fang, because it's a nickname. But seriously, BELLA SWAN. So I said back to him, "Read Twilight if you want to get any girls in high school."

BUT at that very moment, in that VERY ODD COINCIDENTAL moment, everyone stopped talking. At the same time. While I was talking. And they all heard me.

So I thought, "Oh, F--. How embarrassing."

Then they started laughing. And someone shouted, "Ooh, Bob, you just got burned!"

And then my science teacher - MY SCIENCE TEACHER - said, "That was a good one."

Awkward. Awesome. Awkward. Awesome. Awksome. Dunno. Felt awkward. Everyone else said it was awesome. But still...

AWKWARD.

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!)
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
"You say psycho like it's a bad thing." Normal people worry me. "Earth is the insane asylum for the universe." "You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me." 'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.' 'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.' 'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'

Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!"If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet! -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. cough Jacob cough

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you love Twilight so much you actually make your mother read it, then demand whether or not Edward dazzles her. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, reader13lovesbooks,Vera-Henry, TwyE.B.Lite

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE Edward Cullen and his guts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copied and pasted the one above this one, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!! Thanks those who didn't.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

You are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought Breaking Dawn was completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I'm making no sense at all and I'm just yapping, copy and paste this into your profile.

If what i said above ever happened to you before, don't bother to type it yourself; just copy and paste the one above into your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toguht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Just random phrases I like.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1915

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A girl asked a boy- Do you think I am pretty?

He said NO.

She asked him- Do you want to be with me forever?

He again answered NO.

She asks him- Would you cry if I left?

Once again he answered NO.

She ran out of the house crying and walked down the street to her own. Just as she started walking, the boy came up behind her, grabbed her shoulder, and said-

I don't think you're pretty; I think you're BEAUTIFUL.

I don't want to be with you forever; I NEED to be with you forever.

I wouldn't cry if yoo left; i would DIE.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that way about your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Bbbb- Buh-Bye Best Bud

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