Hey! I'm The Ivory Panda! You can call me Ivory or Panda. I haven't been posting on here lately because my life is very busy right now. I've also been trying to focus on writing original stories. Please feel free to PM me if you have any questions about anything regarding fanfic. I'll probably be on a hiatus for a while so I can focus on school and creating more stories for everyone to read!

Turn on your iPad, iPod, iPhone, MP3, etc and put your music on shuffle. The name of the song answers the question no matter how silly or dumb is sounds. NO SKIPPING SONGS!

1. What's you're motto?

Kaleidoscope

2. What do your friend's think of you?

Adventure of a lifetime

3. What do you think of very often?

Explosions

4. What's 22?

Army of One

5. What do you think of your best friend?

That's What's Up

6. What do you think of the person you like?

Dearly Beloved

7. What's your life story?

Blank Space/Style

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Good Time

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Headphone Actor

10. What do your parents thing of you?

Dreams and Disasters

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Kuusou Forest

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Melancholic

13. What is you hobby/interest?

A Sky Full of Stars

14. What is your biggest secret?

Outside

15. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Fancy

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Bad Apple

17. How will you die?

Amazing Day

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Birds

19. What makes you laugh?

Only You

20. Will you ever get married?

Gerudo Valley

21. What kind car will you have?

Color Spectrum

22. What scares you the most?

Viva la Vida

23. Does anyone like you?

Set Fire to the Rain

24. What hurts right now?

Shadows

25. What will you repost this as?

A Head Full of Dreams

1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, line 4.

"The keyhole is under his chin!" Tanu boomed. (Fablehaven book 5. Literally the best book series ever.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My laundry basket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Miracle Street

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

3:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:11

6. With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

The tv downstairs

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday after church. My dad was giving me a driving lesson where I was actually behind the wheel.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My phone.

9. What are you wearing?

Plain black shirt and jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

All I remember was that there was a cute boy named Liam in it.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my brother asked me to drive him to the zoo when I get my driver's license

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A couple posters, some framed pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I've been playing Tomodatchi Life recently. That should pretty much explain itself...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's pretty cool.

15. What was the last film you saw?

I really don't remember. I haven't really seen any movies lately.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

A round trip to Japan for my mom and I and tickets to the musical Hamilton in New York.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

I'm an actress!

18. IF you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The sadness and war in the world

19. Do you like to dance?

If it's choreographed or I'm by myself

20. What do you want to be when you grow up?

An actress and a mom.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Grace.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Oliver.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how I managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

They also say that people with guns don't kill people, guns do. If that is true then how does anyone make it out of a gun show alive?

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (I remember doing this when I was really little.)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door (I almost have. I realize it before I actually slammed into the door)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I don't think I ever got some jokes...)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (handfan...yeah...)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (I did this at the beginning of a 5k and finished the race. I had a mark for a year though)
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I didn't talk to the stranger but once I realized it wasn't who I was looking for, I walked away awkwardly)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I was checking to see if the pan was hot or not ok!)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (so many times)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (I've almost put my plate in the garbage a couple times)
39. Walked into a pole (once again, nearly did)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (I wore two different earrings once on purpose then accidently went out still wearing them)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (I accidently used a fork that my friend got for her salad but hadn't used yet. When she began looking for it I realized I had it and swiftly hid MY fork under the plate and kept using hers. I'm pathetic, I know...)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on (I did that just as I was writing this)
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Even spell check makes fun of me!)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (I know that my mouth used to move right after I said something and I didn't even realize.)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam (Now this I have done!)
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (Why do they have that?)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (I also use it to blow spit balls at my brother. A spit ball war then commences in the middle of the KFC)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (It was at a bridal shower though so...)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (i type fast and the keyboard lags then i forget and then my name is spelled wrong)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

"They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!"

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

Here is a bit of proof that we humans are stupid. If you're not stupid, then you can just laugh.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I think it would be pretty impossible to use if your asleep.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (No, I thought I would use it like the abnormal soap I usually use!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Hmm... what's this writing on the bottom? *turns thing upside down* CRAP!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (*gasp* It will?!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (-_-)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What is other use?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh the stupidity)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation."

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [ ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [x]

Hazel - $100 [ ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $250

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[x] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $250

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $350

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[x] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $670

Drink?

] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1270

Vision?

[x] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1670

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[ ] 7 to 10 - $500

[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2120

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750

[ ] Red - $600

[ ] Black - $100

[x] Yellow-$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[ ] Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[x]Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[x]Blue-$300

[ ] Pink - $100

[x]Other - $500

Total: $4495

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0 [ ]

Nope -$1000 [ ]

some - 750 [x]

Final Total: $5245

Whoa, I'm worth lot!

Impossibilities in the world

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back fool!