Batsu Chara
Hello everyone! My name's Batsu Chara MarshieMallowie Rosewood Chiffon-Cake Caramel Chocolate Vanilla Pudding ILOVEDESSERTS Muffin Cupcake, but you can just call me Batsu Chara. Technically, before I decided to make this FanFiction account, I was watching a Yumeiro Patissiere and I went: OMIGOSH THE CAKES LOOK SO DELICIOUS I WANNA WAFFLE WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE HOTLINE FOR THIS and thus: my weird name. And then my fellow friend (FanFiction writer, whose name happens to be Timpeni Vampire Om-Nom Duck Tuna Fish Badass Chimerra Fluffy Yaoi) forced me to make an account today if not she threatened to pull out her scythe and kill me ;A; Which resulted into me running for my life halfway around Mars. Which resulted in me finding Martians. Who chased me. Which caused me to run 32 times around Mars until I was propelled to Jupiter. By the way, except for the portion which was pointed out, everything here was done in 2012, when I was hyper and weird and crazy, so... Random profile stuff that you put at the top of you account to constantly remind people that your age is NOT to be revealed, and if it is, your name shall forever remain confidential. Name: ...Umm... which name should I chose? How about Kiki the Delivery Girl? Or Alice from Wonderland? Or Marianne? Or- *starts rambling and reading books on names while trying to find a good one and constantly screaming at the book and throwing it out of the window, where it lands on some poor passerby's head* Age: I *was* thirteen in 2102. (Actually... just have a reflection of the year.) Favorite colour: White, Black, silver (when I am happy and going like “kira-kira” and ultimately blinding and killing a couple of people standing too close to me) or grey (when I go emo and sit in an emo corner until someone kicks me out of it into another emo corner called “emo-corner for those who dare to mess with the all-so-great Chosen one’s emo corner”) ...I'm weird. sniffles* Disorders/phobias: Acrophobia- Fear of heights. Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places. (Guess I should stop watching '2012' related movies...) Aphenphosmphobia/Haphephobia/Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched. (Strange, 'cause I like giving hugs, but not being hugged. And if an elder touches me, I feel absolute DISGUST. Don't ask me why. Maybe it's because I feel that that is very pedobear...) Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. (Looks like the Japanese hiragana for 'no', and I haven't finished my Japanese homework yet... ;A;) Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia/Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words. (And I've just written a long word, so there are goosebumps all over my skin... WAIT WHO SET THE AIR CON TO 23 DEGREES CELSIUS!? ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 27!!!) Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (Yup, I'm like that at the start of the whole school year.) Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th. (Remind me why my alarm refuse to ring, I end up late for school, the class is in chaos, our class plant dies (again) and there's a strange dark gloomy aura around me. Always. On Friday the 13th.) HATS OFF TO THOSE WHO ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ THAT WHOLE CHUNK OVER THERE! (Hey, why hats? Not tuna or leek or ice cream or waffles or marshmallows? Why always HATS?) Oh yeah. One more thing. I suffer from DID, or Dissociative Identity Disorder, A.K.A. multiple personality disorder. So I may suddenly go from sad to happy to random to nonsensical. Like: GAH WHO WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. Ohohoho don't worry, I'm merely going to kill you But why must everyone pick on me... why does everyone bully me... Anyways you owe me a waffle. HEY LOOK THERE'S A MARTIAN! Umm what was I talking about? Except that it's usually 1000 times longer and more long-winded. !Warning! This is where I put down nonsensical bits of stuff and mash them up and- you get the idea. You have been warned that your mind may explode from all the nonsense-sity in the following paragraphs and you may become so angry that you refuse to read any more fan-fictions of Batsu Chara's. Or other writers'. Copy-and-paste has also been enabled here, and soon it will escalate to such ungodly amounts that most readers will be trying to find the hotline for the Kagamines so that they would squash both this section and the writer into pancakes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNE- *gets squashed by a certain someone's road roller* Random When life gives you lemons... Squeeze them into someone's eye and RUN! Light side: Come to the LIGHT SIDE! We have MUFFINS *Muffin fairy pops out* Dark side: Come to the DARK SIDE! We have CUPCAKES *Pinkie Pie pops out* Depressing Crimson scars and scarlet stain, Gather up all your disdain For all of it will melt to pain And only Blood and tears remain Copy-and-paste-section Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! (updated in 2013, when I was surprisingly sober and calm.) 1. 96Neko (Utaite for Vocaloid) - just what I think of her chosen persona, not the real person. 2. Kagamine Len (Vocaloid) 3. Gumi/Megpoid (Vocaloid) 4. Kirito/Kirigaya Kazuto (Sword Art Online) 5. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) 6. Megurine Luka (Vocaloid) 7. Kasane Teto (Vocaloid) 8. Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid) 9. Yuuki Asuna (Sword Art Online) 10. Gakupo/Gackpoid (Vocaloid) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? 96Neko 96Neko: I want Ta-pi-o-ca Me: Now, out of all times? 96Neko: But Tapioca-kun and me made a pinky promise! That he'll meet me tonight! *sad sparkly way-too-big kitty eyes* (reference to Tapioca no Uta) Me: *sigh* No sleep for me tonight... Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Len ...Okay. On the trip, I want to tell him with a straight face 'It's a date.' and see him feel conscious about it. (reference to Len-Kun NOW!) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Gumi Gumi, you ought to know that I do not appreciate people waltzing in with cameras and whatnot. And no, I don't care if this is a dare. 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? 5 cooked you dinner? 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Luka, I'm sorry, but you arm's really heavy... And I'm not a slab of fatty tuna, so... 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Now I know where I got my hyperactive-ness from. But that still doesn't explain why I prefer cutting the French bread first, then spreading butter, while you eat the butter, then eat the bread. 8 got into the hospital somehow? Rin, I told you not to use your road rollers on my new lawn. There were new road roller prevention measures that I put out there. 9 made fun of your friends? Sorry, that won't happen because I have a very small group of friends, and all of them support Asuna X Kirito. Also, she won't be making fun of their speed, 'cause their fangirling can make them run faster than the speed of light. 10 ignored you all the time? Gakupo, even though I know that I am a very different female, I am female nonetheless, so can you AT LEAST treat me like a lady!? Also, if you're thinking of trying to woo her, I know that that will never happen if you don't have proper etiquette towards a girl! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably do some strange but addictive dance and song, lead the serial killers away with the addictive-ness and go out with me to get tapioca. But another side: She could fight and end up knocking them unconscious, but with some parts of her bruised and scratched and all, like she just got into some street fight. Actually, I think that's what she'll actually do. I can even hear her ask "Are you okay?" while looking really battered and all, trying to act like it doesn't hurt... ...maybe I should write a fanfiction based on this... You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Apologise profusely and half-panic, but I'll get him to carry me back to the beach home and I'll treat my leg myself. Since I can't move and since he's so guilty, he'll BECOME MY SERVANT *evil laughter* Nah, just joking, but he will be guilty, so he'll try to become nicer towards me. In the very least, he'll get an ambulance. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Something awesome. Like a wacky gadget that turns everything into a temporary, ever-shifting world of dreams, crazy neons and shocking words, muted pastels and fragrant teas, Wonderlands, music, colour, life. Something meaningful, like a crude plush toy that has all the wrong proportions, like uneven arms and eyes all unsure, yet is filled with endless nights trying to make it, countless tries and the multiple Band-aids it cost her, and the feeling of love sewn inside it. Something that is warm, like steaming tea with honey on a rainy afternoon, like a fluffy hat on winter days, like the gentle rays of the sun after the raindrops disappear, like a hug. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Rush inside to save me. Sadly, when he comes to the room I'm in, it's fireproof, waterproof, snow proof, bulletproof and indestructible. Then, after he tells me that the house is on fire, I'll invite him for a cup of tea. We shall have a posh tea party while the fire warms our teacups. (But if it was him, he'll definitely try to rescue anyone. He's just that kind of idiot that you can't help but trust.) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Either be apathetic and give me a pat on the head, or have these evil laser beam eyes as she grins madly with a video camera in hand. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? MY SHIP MY LOVELY SHIP- ahem* Luka will be the blushing jealous person who hides behind the bushes and gives off the evil aura and laser beam eyes as she glares at me. As the hour approaches, she hides herself in the garden, crying with her broken heart, each teardrop a reminiscent of memory of her and Gakupo, of the happiness they shared. Gakupo shall appear out of nowhere and she choke out, sobs wrecking her body - '..l-leave me alone!...' as she cries and breaks down. Gakupo shall embrace her, her head to his chest, whispering how he wants the to be together, how much he loves her. And as she cries, he will tell her how much he loves the way she smiles just a little whenever she sees the way the stray cat stretches its back and yawns, how she laughs at his occasional silliness, the way her eyes light up whenever she talks about this new song, the way passions seeps into her voice as she tries to explain the way the music just washes over her and immerses her. He will tell her all of that. I shall smile and softly make my way to them, place the bridal veil on Luka, and say, "Happy marriage to both of you." And I will smile as they look up in shock, and I will be happy for both of them. And I will bless them and cry for them. As they kiss in the sunset, I will whisper softly – ‘I wish both of you a wonderful life ahead.’ You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? She will either be incredibly annoying and silly and sing songs about bread and FUKKIRETA and maybe give me a little of her precious bread while I angrily hit her on the head multiple times for seemigly making fun of this before I finally laugh. And she'll make me momentarily forget about it, and she won't mind that I'm taking out my anger on her, because she herself know how horrible it is to try to contain your anger and sadness. If not, she'll be comforting and pat my head and crack corny jokes and let me hug her while I cry. She'll make horrible puns and make me smile through my tears. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? She'll lend me her road roller (provided she's with me - only she, and not Len, knows every control and how not to go overboard) and help me let out everything and scream and wreck the poor lawns of my neighbours and release my pent-up anger in the form of flattened playgrounds. After that, in said playground where everything except for the swings have been trodden to one dimension, she will take the role of comforting older sister as I sit on the swings and cry again, patting me on the back and whispering comforting things in my ear. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? She will most probably sit there and smile and wave, like a mother. Or she will be the hyper cheerleader and drag Kirito along as she dresses in cheerleading outfits complete with pom-poms and go, ‘GO GO GO!’ while Kirito deadpans at her. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? He will be the sane person who looks at me weirdly and slowly edge away, all the while with dead-fish eyes and a plastered smile that totally says ‘What the hell are you doing. On second thought, I don’t want to know what goes on in that tangled, twisted mind of yours.’ And I shall continue laughing and laugh at his reaction, while pulling him back and shooting him a glare that guarantees his death. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (for the person) I love the way she puts so much fun and laughter into her songs, how she smiles behind that half-mask she wears. I love the way she laughs and makes us laugh, I love the way her voice just smoothly transits from a husky, almost-male voice to a sweet female’s voice. I love the way her voice seems to whisper into my headphones, I love the way it sometimes makes me feel that someone is there, someone who wants to spread a bit of love and happiness to everyone, regardless of how we were treated, how we were shaped horribly by both the heavens and by the society, how broken we may feel at times. I love the way how a little bit of warmness just seeps into me and ends at my toes, how I feel loved by someone that I barely know. I love all of this. I love it. (for the persona) I admire and love her, a great deal. Len throws a good number of insults at her in some of the funnier version of songs, but even though it hurts for her, she doesn’t show it. She doesn’t break down and cry openly, she makes everyone think about the hilarity of this all. Sometimes, though, she runs away, lets herself cry in the public, then comes back, even more determined. She doesn’t mind hiding her emotions, but she doesn’t force herself into a ball of misery, she doesn’t try to bottle up everything. She seems to make a great fuss out of small things, but to things that matter, she keeps them ever so close to her. She’s a little scared of changing the way both she and Len act together, and even though she blatantly tries to flirt with him, she seems a little scared of him actually accepting it. She’s unsure, she’s scared, she may or may not be in love. She doesn’t know what she truly wants, but she knows that she’s happy enough, contented with seeing smiles on everyone’s faces. She doesn’t quite want to change that, and she doesn’t want her bit of unhappiness impact everyone else, so she keeps the fragile portions and her saddest moments all tucked alone in the little pocket of her heart, and keeps her heart all hidden under the maze of her cheery and somewhat idiotic façade, keeps her hurting under a bright smile and piercings, and she just lives in the bittersweet moments. She is human, she acts and thinks and cries and smiles and is human, and that is what I love about her. 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Len is the type of person who will let go if he knows that it really is impossible. But if he can see through the fact that Asuna is married, if he isn’t willing to let go even though she’s in love with someone else, it really means that he has been thinking about this for really long and that he really loves her.* Len, if you want to confess, go ahead. You deserve at least a chance to tell her what you feel about her, and I think you’ll feel a lot better after confessing. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Knowing Gumi, though she’s hyper and a little weird, in formal occasions, she’ll try to be more “Ahem, yes, ma’am, I really appreciate this.” And a mix between hoity-toity and funny. Plus, she likes carrots, and that’s a plus for both my parents who always go AERUGH EAT YOUR CARROTS at me. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? It means that Asuna will glmp him and hug him and kiss him when it’s her birthday and he manages to cook something edible like sandwiches and give her flowers and something handmade like a homemade card or a ring or necklace, and give her a smile that’s just reserved for her and how she knows he really loves her to no end. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Luka and Miku sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G Maybe. If Luka is drunk from Meiko's 'DRINK SAKE AND LOOSEN UP!' special one-hit-KO-move, or if Miku trips while singing Magnet with Luka. Also, fans will push them together should the Vocaloid house fan-defense fails, and fans rush in. 6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? To tell you the truth, Luka may seem harsh on the outside, but she's actually quite naive and doesn't know much about love because 'love means falling, and she's afraid of heights'. But if she breaks hearts unknowingly from all those crushed fan letters, well, I can't do anything outside of lecturing her and banning tuna from dinner. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? 1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it? 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? 3 told 6 he started his period. 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? 6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? 7 got high. 8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about? 9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? 10 starts working at a bar… 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? 4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? 5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it? 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? 7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do? 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it? 1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why? 1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction? 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!! 1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6; do they let her? 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive? 4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it? RandomFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it? If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer? 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster? 1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return? 3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction? 6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it? Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them? The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do? Make up an e-mail address for 6. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit? What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it? 4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home? If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it? 3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? 7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins? If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose? 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? 9 and 2 are depressed, why? 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Think 8 could be a super model? They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won? They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins? One of them falls in love with you, which one? GENDER SWAP! What happens? JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!! New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens? Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens? If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question? If a small 'x' is equals to 73, then a big 'x' must equal to a big 73. The point is at 7, because the edge is pointy. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1? 1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction? 5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives. 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 are all doing something dastardly! What? Extra: Give a description for the first 3! 96Neko is a sad character. The purpose she was brought to this world Logical Nonsense On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of Chips: On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Anyways... on with the apparently non-existent stories... |
