Explicit language ahead, kiddos.

I am Yiloise. That's my usual pseudonym, but I also occasionally go by Yilo, Piraya, The Pierogie Lord, Hellspawn, and Hester (that last one is not by my choice). And, in ancient times, I was also known as ConfessionTraPpeD. Please don't call me that, though. That was my angsty eleven year old name for myself. A relic.

Now, with all of those aliases out of the way, I'll attempt to teach you about me in the most fun and inventive way I can think of.

My blood type: A

Weirdest compliment I have ever received: Your upper lip looks nice! (I wish I were joking)

First thought when I woke up this morning: Shit, I have responsibilities.

What keys on the keyboard I do not use: Insert, Caps Lock.

My least favourite musical genre: Country.

Favourite word: Apparatus

Favourite animal that has more than four legs: Octopus (centipede was close there though)

Colour of toothbrush: Blue

Those questions were actually pretty useless for defining me as a person though. Hmmm. I guess I'll have to use ordinary questions. Sigh.

Lives in: Canada, but I am currently investing into a lovely abode on the moon

Sexuality: Asexual (consider this when I'm not oogling all over your smut, m'kay?)

Likes: Video games, Sleeping, Eating, Drawing, Reading, Writing, Listening to sick beats yo, yeahhh that last line was pretty lame

Dislikes: Physical education, Children, Intrusion of my personal space, Spending money

Best Subject in School: Art and Humanities

Animals I own: Ayegee and Spunk (cats) Tucker and Tinker (dogs)

Talents(?): Decent on piano I guess... drawing stuff is okay..?

Appearance: Sentient being with skin, fat, and muscles stretched over my feeble bone frame. Oh, side note: this is what we are all, so stop with all the sexism, homophobia, and racism, you fucking gross bigots

I also aspire to be an animator or a writer.

I am an asshole that enjoys bad jokes, that's really all you need to get, actually. The rest of that stuff isn't important, trust me.

Lemme crack my knuckles and get down to the only stuff that probably matters to any of you.

Shit I'm into that I might actually write about: OFF, Attack on Titan, Pokemon, Warrior cats, Welcome to Nightvale, Kagerou Daze/MEKAKU CITY ACTORS, and The Inheritance Series by Christopher Paolini.

Forums I am a part of: Felinus Fabulous and Jade Mountain (Hardly ever on that last one, but I am technically a member.)

In all seriousness now, please alert me if I am being rude or inappropriate for the situation. I'm working on it, so it'd be really helpful if you PM'd me when you notice this happening, because I don't always catch myself doing it. Thanks.

A song you should check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRigKyQ5FuM

Contacts

Kik: Yiloise Piraya

Email: yiloispiraya@gmail.com

Tumblr: YiloisePiraya

(You know what? Just look those two names up on any website and you'll probably find me.)

Thanks for utilizing your eyes to stare at these arrangements of letters.