Because some things just make no sense and you have to learn to simply roll with the bullshit. Crossposted on AO3

After Ron, Harry and Hermione were caught and brought to the Malfoy Manor in their seventh year, Harry was recognised and all three were sent to Voldemort. Hermione was soon separated from the boys as a very different destiny was set for her by the Dark Lord... Warning: bad language, scenes of violence, sex and rape. Beta read by Pirocantha.

Sakura, overcome with the affects of alcohol, leaves her bed with Sasuke in search for... Lemons. Kakashi/Sakura. Smut.

Dean meets a gorgeous hunter with a shady past. M for Sexual Content

*BETA Reader Needed* Things are heating up in the Village hidden in the leaf as the residents try to find ways to cool down, some are finding it more fun to heat it up even more. Let me know at the end of the chapter what you would like to see in the next one. ( I don't own Naruto or any characters) Lemon / Smut

Kakashi and Tenzo have just returned from a mission together. However, due to a paperwork mixup, there are some… unexpected complications. How will the two handle the situation, and will they survive it with their friendship intact? KakaYama, yaoi, warnings for language and smut

All Sakura has to do to be with Sasuke is wait for him to return. That and not fall in love with Naruto. But what are the odds of that happening? Narusaku Smut-one-shot

Kakashi follows a drunk Sakura home from the bar. But what will happen when emotions of their missing teammates resurface, and Sakura asks from him perhaps something she shouldn't? KakaSaku, warning for smut in the upcoming chapters

Kakashi is still jealous that Iruka kissed Tenzo, and Tenzo asks him to behave himself at Genma's for their horror movie night. Kakashi is able to work out his jealousy once they get home. Kakashi ANBU era. KakaYama. Ends in smut. Part 7 of Unofficial Rulebook for Reckless Ninja series.

Emma hadn't expected to go on a blind date and end up in a love triangle between two brothers. And she sure as hell hadn't expected that her grandmother would be the one to help her figure it all out. [OC/Sam] [OC/Dean] [no Wincest] [shameless smut with a sprinkling of plot]

She's been friends with the Spiderling far too long for nothing to have happened between them. oneshot, smut, Peter\OC

Sakura is drunk at the bar with a manipulative Kiba trying to score with his luck. Kakashi has other plans for them that night. One-shot, detailed lemon, rated M for obvious reasons! Kakashi/Sakura Kiba/Sakura SMUT

A lightening storm during a mission leads to some electricity of a different kind. Set after Sai joins Team Kakashi. Slightly AU because they are older, 20, and Kakashi is only a 10 year difference. Because I can. Smut. 18 only! REVISED.

Niri has finally gotten the man she wanted, now she just wants a little more... The story is imagined to happen after the war. LEMON/smut ;-) - Kakashi H. X OC

NSFW. Sakura has a headache. Kakashi helps her out. KakaSaku fluff/smut. One-shot.

Consider this a sequel to my NaruSaku smut collection "Hot." Get ready for some heated NaruSaku action. Will range from soft core to hard core stuff.

KibaxOC Oneshot, Kiba meets a girl at the bar and it looks like she had a bit to drink... Rated M for a reason. Smut. Please Review!

Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.

Sakura and Kiba smut/fluff "...but Kiba is a little more reckless than Naruto or maybe he is just a lot more dumb. He kneeled down with her and put her chin in his hand, she made a tiny surprised noise, and opening her mouth. He kissed her."

Kakasaku two-shot. Kakashi sees Sakura at an office party after 3 years and can't get over how beautiful she's gotten. Mean while a pretty drunk and infatuated Sakura has been eying Kakashi all night. (Basically, here is a short and simple smut for you all to enjoy.) Warning: Lemon in 2nd chapter.

A poor excuse for a story, more like a smutathon. But kinky, and it keeps on getting worse. But the smut is still good.

Basically a knot-fic, you catch my drift but with lots of pleasant themes and lovin'. You know the drill. Enjoy. Kiba/OC NC-17 Knotting.

A mission becomes so much more dangerous when this girl shows up. Kiba x OC Explicit Content (lemons r my favorite fruit! Be sure to leave a review, my fellow smut-lovers.)

He'd seen the blood on the ground at the enemy campsite. There were no other captives. It had to have been hers... But apparently, it wasn't. Fluffy Kakashi/Rin reunion smut

After a mission, Sakura has a nightmare and Kakashi helps make things better. *Unadulterated SMUT* PWP, Explicit content

ONE-SHOT Sai wants to paint a portrait of Sakura. But when she ends up making a strange confession, painting is the last thing on anyone's mind. SAI X SAKURA. LEMONY SMUT!

Kakashi meets again with one of his former students in a heated reunion. KakashixOC LEMON/SMUT/SEX

When sakura is caught in a compromising position, Kakashi decides to attempt to break the tension the only way he knows how. Rated M for a reason. Kakasaku, het lovins, swears, suggestive themes, smut-ish. Not 18 depending on your province ? DON'T READ

Kakashi is thinking too much and guess what happened? Not really good at summaries. KakaxSaku. One shot. Lemon. smut. R&R please.

Kakasaku smut. Orginally intended as a one-shot. May continue. After a night of partying, Kakashi and Sakura stumble home and end up in the shower! Rated M for smut. 18 only.

Sometimes a simple misunderstanding can lead to better things. My first attempt at Kaka/Saku smut.

KakaSaku smut. Sakura gives Kakashi a surprise physical. Feedback is welcomed.

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

Two styles of art clash together, and Sai realizes that the world is more than black and white, as well as other discoveries he never thought possible...

Sakura finally comes to terms with her feelings and makes up the most childish way of presenting these feelings to Naruto. Will it work? Smutty, smut, smut-I'm not even going to lie.

Sakura is greeted by an unexpected guest during a late night storm. Her fury is like the thunder, her body moves like lightning! But wait...is that...!

Everyone's favorite catmasked ANBU is feeling a little... tense lately. And the fact that everyone's favorite dogmasked ANBU has him cornered doesn't help. smut, kakayama, NEW: UPDATED! The plot has been thickened to explain the whole cat and dog thing.