"Why do you come here, Charlie? Hmm? Your dragon sanctuary has a really high tech medical facility, acccording to Pansy. So why do you insist on being treated at St Mungo's? Do you enjoy wasting my time?" Quills & Parchment's Healer and Mediwizard One-Shot Competition #9 Winner: Best Workplace Smut, Best Humour

Pansy Parkinson throws the most fabulous parties in the wizarding world. Blaise and Luna go to Pansy's Christmas party together, and stay only as long as he can take her teasing. - Rated M for implied BDSM and suggestive teasing, but it's definitely not explicit. EWE; background Pansy/Draco/Harry

Sirius believed his interest in gals was true and perpetual, but his heart thinks otherwise and his treacherous mind makes sure he understands just who he really loved. Wolfstar oneshot. Rated M for smut.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

"Do not have sex with my godson anywhere in my house where I can hear you. Or I will maim you." Sirius growled out warningly. "Permanently?" Draco countered with a wide smirk and eyes alight with mischief. "Beauty lies in the details." He gestured with his hands. "I need to know if the benefit far outweighs the risk." SLASH! Sequel!

For years, Draco Malfoy had wondered what Harry Potter's wife would look like.

Harry makes a surprising discovery when he Apparates into his Auror partner's flat one evening after an argument at work.

Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

My first fic! Please comment on this, folks - I'll like to learn how I can improve my writing. Anyway, this is a rather weird fic, I'm probably the only one zany enough to think of this...