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 some things you may want to know (or not, whatever): i haven't written anything. i can write, i just choose not to. i do like to edit and i review when i can. i don't get the sparkling thing. there, i said it. feel free to berate me, but i really just don't get it. fairies sparkle, not vampires. i like to read fics that make me laugh. i don't care how angsty you get, as long as there are at least some moments that will make me giggle. i also don't care whether they are canon or not. jasper/bella happens to be my favourite combination. my favourites list on here is almost as eclectic as my cd collection i'm music obsessed. don't try and tell me one of my favourite bands sucks. i will fight you. it won't be pretty. i'm insane in a good way, honest ;) i am currently an unofficial beta for my dear friend the coal dust fairy and you should all check out her new fic! it's super fantabulous and i am five chapters ahead of all of you and OMG IT'S AMAZING JUST GO, GO NOW, READ IT!!! |
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Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,754 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Brandons by jmolly reviews
Edward gives Alice the key to her past and future: a phone number for her sister. Companion fic to 'I Hunger', but stands alone easily. Vamps/humans, somewhat AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,335 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9606 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That Jazz by javamomma0921 reviews
AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,134 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hunger For Your Touch by jmolly reviews
The Cullens thought Edward would never grow up, but marriage to a determined human girl,& a trip to Brazil, alter him forever.On his honeymoon,Edward finds more than love,friendship, self-acceptance,& an ability to lead.He embraces a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 586,951 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
ATJ Outtakes and Sidetakes by javamomma0921 reviews
Outtakes and Sidetakes from the main story of All That Jazz.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dartmouth Halloween by jmolly reviews
Emmett and Rosalie Cullen exchange a leery look. Newly-weds Bella and Edward are up to something. Whether that something is fit for discussion in polite company is questionable. There are times when it's better not to know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,530 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Once Upon a Time, in a Mental Institution by deadlybeautiful reviews
It was a mental institution. Well, technically, a Relaxation and Rehabilitation Center for Troubled and Traumatized Youth. But, you'd be surprised who you can meet. Rape victims, cutters, schizos, and crazies. Cannon parings, AH. Mainly A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,397 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Infuriatingly Hot by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Military precision. That is how I manage my kitchen. Precise. Organized. I may have a slight anger management problem, but that's cool. I deal with it pretty well… until she came in. No assault!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
All the Years by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Finalist in Slash Backslash 2.0 Contest. Edward's entire existence revolves around the very one he cannot have. No matter how many years pass by, no matter what he does, he'll always love him. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
This Summer by tiffaninichole reviews
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love In An Elevator by exhilaratingremy reviews
Bella is having a crappy day. Can it turn around when she get's trapped in an elevator with her cocky co-worker?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In a New Direction by AmberStar63 reviews
Alice is forced to reexamine her life and the choices she made. A story about changes, friendships and letting yourself live the life you deserve. A/J, B/E, R/Em – AH Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays by SparklingTwilight reviews
He had a duty to his country that kept him far from home for months on end. Neither anticipated how difficult the holidays would be with the endless miles separating them from the one they love. Can they make the best of this Christmas without each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Redemption by jmolly reviews
Will Carlisle's prayers be answered?This is background for "Little Angel of Forks". If you love Carlisle and Dadward, this is for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rock 'em Sock 'em Cowboys by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A bad break up, a night of drinking and a bull operating cowboy all lead up to one beautiful thing. Bella and Jasper, AH, MATURE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,431 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete