Felix here. :D If you want me to write a SPM-related story, just shoot me a PM and I'll get a'typin!

My FictionPress Account: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/936659/Felix-The-Tuxedo-Cat

My DeviantART account:

I will mostly be writing stories for Super Paper Mario, Labyrinth, and the Hetalia series. I might write more, but who knows.

Fave food: Watermelon. (yum!)

Fave movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (PG-13, not for the little ones!)

Fave sport: Figure skating

Fave song: Mr. Saxobeat

Fave Couples:

Dimentio x Mimi

Waluigi x Rosalina

Germany x Italy

Prussia x Hungary

England x France

Austria x Hungary

Count Bleck/Blumiere x Tippi/Timpani

O' Chunks x Nastasia

Mr.L x Mimi

Mr.L x Daisy

Luigi x Daisy

My Main OC

Name: Felix

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Hair Colour: Black with blue streaks

Eye Colour: Silver, with specs of blue, gold and green

AppearanceShort, skinny and dorky, wearing either contacts or black-rimmed glasses

Nationality: French-Italian

Favourite Colour: Blue, any blue

Favourite Song: "The Technicolor Phase" by Owl City

Standing in "School Hierarchy": The Educated Serf (nerd who has no chance with anybody, on any level)

My Other OC's

((OKAY just before we start in all my fanfics Dimentio's real name is Felicè (fe-LEACH-e) but everyone calls him Feilx. So, if you see the name Felix, its actually Dimmy. Oh, P.S. Felix's (Dimentio) stage name is Bender cause he can bend dimensions. And he can bend his arms and legs the wrong way! it always grosses Jack out.))

Lilly

Hair style: Same as Dimentio's, Jack's, Mic's and Sam's, half black half white, but down to her hips

Hobbies: Skating, singing, dancing, reading, writing Fanfics about her fellow minions (:D), bugging her brothers (Dimentio, Sam, Mick and Jack), hanging out with Mimi and Nastasia, annoying Lord Blumiere, making people laugh.

Occupation: one of the entertainers at Castle Blumiere

Species: Tranken ShyGuy

Language: English (she also speaks fluent Italian)

People she likes: Luigi (she thinks he's baby-cute), Waluigi (she's got a huge crush on him!), Dimentio (obviously, he's her bro!) Jack, Mick and Sam (her other three brothers), Wario (he's nice to her), Daisy (tomboys of the world unite!), Peach (she makes her cookies!!), Mario (he makes wicked pancakes!) Lord Blumiere (he's fun to annoy!), Lady Timpani (who doesn't like her?), Mimi (great wardrobe tips!) Nastasia (one of her BFFs!) and Mona (her very best BFF) Mr. L (he funny and cool) Bowser (they're pretty close friends)

People she dislikes: Rosalina (she thinks Rosalina is a show-off), Toads (they're so annoying!), and Pauline (she's a... very bad word).

Nickname: Flower

Stage name: Dimentia

Jack

Hair style: Same as Dimentio's, Mic's and Sam's, shoulder-length and half black and half white.

Hobbies: Cards, chess, backgammon, hockey, dancing, Wii, singing, annoying his siblings, hugging people randomly, reading, checking his facebook every single freaking second of the day, hanging out with his sister and brothers.

Occupation: one of the entertainers at Castle Blumiere

Species: Tranken ShyGuy

Language: English (also speaks fluent Italian)

People he likes: Lilly, Dimentio, Sam and Mick (obvs, they're related!) Mr. L (He's a cool dude), Mona (she's cool), Rosalina (he's got a crush on her), Nastasia (he's got a crush on her too) Wario (he's funny), Waluigi (he's really nice), Bowser (he's cool)

People he dislikes: Everyone else in the world (except for Grambi, obviously)

Nickname: King or Pumpkin King (from The Nightmare Before Christmas-he's also a really good pumpkin carver)

Stage name: Jaque O. lainturn

Mick

Hair style: Half-black half-white, shoulder-length

Occupation: One of the entertainers at Castle Blumiere

Hobbies: Wii, dancing, annoying people, cooking, singing, hanging out with his sister and brothers, listening to music, skating, snowball fights, jumping in freshly raked leaf piles, mechanics

Species: Tranken ShyGuy

Language: English (also speaks fluent Italian)

People he likes: Dimentio, Lilly, Jack and Sam (duh, siblings!) Daisy (she's pretty), Peach (she's kinda cute), Luigi (he's funny), Mario (he's funny too), Wario & Waluigi (they're nice guys), Mona (she's cool), Mr. L (he's into mechanics like him), Bowser (he's cool)

People he dislikes: Pauline (he thinks the same as Lilly), Lord Blumiere (he thinks he's suspicious)

Nickname: Mouse (Mickey mouse, duh. Plus, he's small and petit)

Band name: Mouse (he can turn into a giant rat-shyguy hybrid. Why is he called mouse if he turns into a rat? For the same reason Curly's nickname from the Harlem Globetrotters P.S. Curly's bald)

Sam

Hair Style: half-black half-white, shoulder-length

Occupation: One of the entertainers at Castle Blumiere

Hobbies: Singing, dancing, drawing, swimming, hockey, ringette, crafts

Language: English (also speaks fluent Italian)

People he likes: His siblings (dimentio, lilly, jack, mick) He doesn't really know anybody else, he's kind of a loner

Nickname: Officer (he used to work for the police)

Band name: Slither (He can turn into a freaky snake-shyguy hybrid. its kinda gross. Plus, hes always in this form while performing)

This was written by a guy=) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

Why do guys fall in love with girls?

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these

PLEASE READ.

If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This should be everyone!)

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile. (Praise the lord!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front of his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Dimentia123,

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

0THE RANDOM CHARACTER QUIZ (from Deviantart)

Rules: Pick 5 characters, yours, someone elses...whatever, just pick 5 of them. No cheating foo yoo! don't look at the questions before you pick yo peeps! oh yeah... have fun!

1. Luigi

2. Mr. L

3. Mario

4. Dimentio

5. O'Chunks

1. Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5?

Me: Probably Chunky, he knows me better.

2. 3 takes 1, 4 and you out to lunch, where do you go, what do each of you order?

Luigi: Let's go to McDonald's!! Me: Nah, I don't eat there. Let's go to Subway. Mario: I vote KFC. Luigi: THAT WASN'T AN OPTION!!! Dimentio: Ok, how about we all go to the food court in the mall and then everyone can have their own stuff? all: OK!!

3. You get in a fight with 2, where is it, and who wins? PLACE: In his garage.

Mr. L: HAHA! I AM MORE AWESOMER THAN YOU! HAVE AT YOU! Me: Well, whatever. I don't care CUZ YOU'RE STILL AWESOME :D *glomps*

4. It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1, 4, or 3?

Me: Hmm... Dimmy. Dimentio: Yay! Me: *glomps Dimentio*

5. You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5?

Me: CHUNKY!!! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!! O'Chunks: What be yer problem lass? Me: MR. L'S DIRTY UNERWEARS ARE GONNA EAT US!!! O'Chunks: Ok...

6.You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with,1, 2, or 5?

Me: WHO WANTS TO GO ON THE ROLLERCOASTER?! Luigi: *runs away screaming* Mr. L: I-I didn't design it, I don't know if it's safe... O' Chunks: ME!!

7. If 4 asked you out on a date, what would you say?

Me: Um, sure... Dimentio: YES!

8. You go to the haunted house at the fair, who do you glomp when scared,5, 4 or 1?

Me: Mmm, Chunky. O' Chunks: Yay! Dimentio: WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!! *runs away crying*

9. Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting?

Me: INDIANA JONES FOR THE WIN!! :D Luigi: What about Monty Python? O' Chunks: LET"S WATCH BRAVE!! Dimentio: I vote Candyman. Luigi: NO! *hides behind O' Chunks* (Candyman is sorta like Friday The 13th, but way more demented)

From Wafflegirl0305's profile:

List only 10 characters from any series. Super Paper Mario

(1) Dimentio

(2) Mr. L

(3) Lord Blumiere

(4) Lady Timpani

(5) Mario

(6) Luigi

(7) Princess Peach

(8) Mimi

(9) Nastaisa

(10) O' Chunks

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

DUDE! IT'S CALLED KNOCKING!!

7 cooked you dinner.

Aww, thanks Peach!

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Mario is accused of stealing the Light Prognosticus by her. (IDK why)

6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Mr. L keeps bugging him. I laugh. (LOLZ!!)

3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

EEEEWWWW!!! *goes to wash my brains out*

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Dude... *shudders*

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

No. She'd laugh.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Dimentio and Mr. L- nothing new. Nastasia- WITH NOTHING ELSE ON??!! OMG!! *dies from being grossed out*

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Really? Cool! *hugs Mimi*

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

He wants to get Mr. L back for annoying him. (P.S. Mr. L likes me)

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10.

EEEEWWW!! I'M TELLING LADY TIMPANI!!!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but her advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

I told you Peach, STAY WITH MARIO! He's awesome! *Hi-fives Mario*

5 gave you a teddy bear.

For Me? Really?! Thanks, Mario! *glomps Mario*

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

HA HA HA! Where's The camera?! KODAK MOMENT!!

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Peach had never seen Mimi swear before I guess. (New experience)

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at her place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Aww, thanks m'Lady! *hugs Lady Timpani*

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Mario, whadda ya want?! I was actually asleep! (I have insomnia)

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

GO AWAY L!! *throws a juice box at him* I stay with Chunky? UNDERWEAR YES!!!

1 suspects you are Kira.

Who's Kira?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

We chat about random stuff. Oh, and the random people? TOADS! lolz

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

dies from happines*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

Um, i don't know. Lady Timpani loves to sing, she wouldn't care. But, if I must pick... I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!! and, I would sneak her the song White And Nerdy by Weird Al. (she hates that song)

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

NOOO, DIMENTIO! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH MIMI, NOT MR. L!!!!

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Lady Timpani, duh. If you so much as breathe on her Blumiere will KIILL YOU

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 1

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 8 (wow!)

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.(1 word: claustrophobic)

You hate to be restrained. (ClaustrophobicClaustrophobicClaus-tro-phobic!)

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 7

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afaid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 6

RESULT: I AM WATER!! *dies from awesomeness*

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [x]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [ ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[x] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $150

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $250

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[x] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150

Middle child - $100 [ ]

Last Born - $100 [ ]

Third born - $550 [ ]

Fourth born - $300 [ ]

Fifth born - $400 [ ]

Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $570

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1170

Vision?

[x] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

Glasses - $50 [ ]

Contacts - $25 [ ]

Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1570

Shoe Size:

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500 [x]

Under 7- $450 ]

Total so far: $2070

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750 [x]

Red - $600 [ ]

Black - $100 [x]

Yellow -$475 [ ]

Brown - $300 [ ]

Purple - $225 [x]

White - $400 [ ]

Aqua - $350 [x]

Orange - $300 [ ]

Blue - $300 [ ]

Pink - $100 [ ]

Other - $500 [x

Total: $3995

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0 [x]

Nope - add $1000 [ ]

some - 750

Final Total: $3995

I'm satisfied :)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the police officer asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. God is our creator and savior, and even though sometimes I struggle with the fact, I still believe.

If you're the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (I've gone for hours on my laptop! It's so easy to lose track of time. Tee hee! :3)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (*Pokes pen name*)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

If you are obsessed with Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Mist in Morning Sky, Annascat, Thefreakishpersonwithnofuture, Dimentia123

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. (Smoking isn't cool. Don't even try it. I know I never will. :P)

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.

4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

if you think you're insane then paste this onto your profile

if you have an annoying brother or sister copy and paste this onto you profile

if you have ever tried to break up an awkward moment copy and paste this onto your profile

if you find that you hang around odd people yet don't care, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this to your profile.

-If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could do this for days!!)

-If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

-Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

-If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile!

-If you think America is AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you think the UK is GREAT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think EUROPE is COOL, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you ever looked for something and it was in your hand or pocket all along, copy this on your profile.

This is the invisible Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help gain world domination, and join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

HELP! I've been captured by Dr. Duodenum's, and the only way to save me is to post this on your profile! HELP ME!! Or if you think this is utter insanity, post it anyway

If you actually bother to read these things, post this on your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Caramelldansen put this on your profile

When a guy makes a girl jealous... this is sad.

A boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous.

Then one day things went terribly wrong.

The next few weeks were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.

When the girl asked, "Do you love her?", on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy like it was a game.

Little did he know things would never be the same.

His plan was working but he had no clue.

How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.

One night she broke down, feeling very alone.

Just her and the blade, no one else home.

She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello."

She told him she loved him and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house just a minute too late.

Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note, in it her confession.

Her love for this boy, her only obsession.

As he read the note, he knelt down and cried.

Grabbed her knife, that night they both died.

She was found in his arms, both of them dead.

Under her note his handwriting said:

"I loved her so, she never knew,

all this time I loved her too."

If you don't copy and paste this into your profile, you'll lose the love of your life and never get them back

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think immaturity is sometimes very much needed, then post this on your profile.

What is the deal with airline food? ...If you didn't laugh, post this on your profile.

I think that Mondays suck 'cause it's the beginning of the week. I think Sundays suck 'cause it's the end of the week. Every other day is okay. If you feel the same way, then post this on your profile.

Damn it!! if youve ever hurt yourself while at a computer copy and paste this onto your profile

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Copy and Paste

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your

profile to help him gain world domination

If you're a hardcore Luigi fangirl, then copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: ThatNintendoFangirl, The Great Mikey Weston, Random Dawn 14 Dimentia123

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love the way it sounds when it hits the street and the way it smells. )

If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

"I DON'T HATE JUSTIN BIEBER. I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S ALL THAT GREAT." If you wish you could tell all the haters and fans this when they try to place you in a category, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, there might not be too many now, in a few years...)

Copy and paste if you suffer from OCDD (Obessive Complusive Dimentio Disorder)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this

If you read this Copy and Paste, Copy and Paste it on your profile and add your name on the list: CHAMP 15, CHARZ456, THE SMART ONE 64, MARIYOSHBOWSFAN, Blossom (AKA Mariogirl133) Random Dawn 14 -Champ 15 Dimentia123

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! Mmm.. I love the smell of SunnyD at nine in the afternoon... It reminds me of your mom.. BOOM! TRA TRA! LEGA LEGA LI LO! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own

(These make me cry)

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty?

(Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Dimentia123 over and out!