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 Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Final Fantasy VII. Sigh. I have absolutely no clue what to put here... So I guess I'll start with this: I have a few fandoms that won't leave me alone, which is why I'm here. I guess I actually have what some would call an obsession with the Lord of the Rings. It's to the point where I began learning Elvish and own the first five books in the series of the History of Middle Earth (Which I am determined to complete before I die). I seriously need to get a life. My two lesser fandoms would be Final Fantasy VII and Legend of Zelda. I somehow found myself browsing the internet, looking up random facts and history on both of those games. With no social life to spend with people outside of work, I have nothing better to do with my life. So I devote it to being a no-lifer... If that makes any sense. You'll probably only see me write for these three categories, but, from time to time, I may stray from the norm. I have a room full of countless books, so I'm bound to finally get around to writing one for at least one series. I guess that's all I have to say about myself for now. Well, except the basics sooo here . . . Gender. Female. Age. 18. Favorite Books. The Sweet Evil Series, Vampire Academy, Soul Screamers Series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Lord of the Rings, The Host, Evermore, Hush Hush, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Wither, and The Mortal Instruments Series Favorite Movies. Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men Favorite Characters. Too many. Here's a few. (LotR) Glorfindel, Elrond, The Twins, Aragorn, Pippin, Haldir, Eomer, Theoden. (FFVII) Zack, Cloud, Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Reno, Cid, Vincent. (LoZ) Link, Dark Link, Sheik. Favorite Pairings. ASGZC, LinkxDarkLink, RosexDimitri Side note: It seems as though I hate most female characters, no clue why. Well, in the Legend of Zelda, I'm just tired of having to save her ass over and over again. Also for some odd reason, I find myself despising Frodo more and more, every time I watch the trilogy (Which for the record, has been a lot). So my hatred for him runs deep. Fun Fact: I have cosplayed as both Genesis and Link, and while I was Genesis, I had a friend dressed as Vincent. |
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Domination by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Post PP. Vlad doesn't lose, especially to a giant rock. With the disasteriod gone and the world in his clutches, he's free to do what ever he wants. Unfortunately for the Fentons, what ever he wants usually doesn't work out in their favor. Pompous Pep!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 197,126 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Everybody Loves Cloud by CrisisChild reviews
One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x a lot of people in Shinra
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,324 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,858 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Rose's New Life by Tearryn reviews
Continued from Spirit Bound! Mason's alive! Rose left Lissa when she got out of jail and now Lissa's pregnant. What is Rose going to do now that Dimitri's having someone elses child?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 79,699 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Elfling Interludes by Elf Eye reviews
Occasional episodes in The Nameless One series. Legolas, as Anomen, is being fostered by Elrond, and he and the twins get into mischief.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,714 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir
Silver Petals (DarkxLink) by XoXLink reviews
A kinky yet sweet Dark Link forces Link to take him on his journey and they work together to beat Ganondorf. But.. is he really gone? Dark falls for Link but Link only sees him as a friend... What happens when Link loses Dark? DarkxLink Fluff at first but gets more mature later on. "You never know what you have until it's gone" Rated M for last chapter
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Link, Dark Link
What Happens Next? A Host of unexpected by great2read reviews
Wanda continues her life with the humans and Ian. See what happens as life continues in the caves and out. New characters are introduced in later chapters. Multiple POV. posted last chapter. Finally!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ian O., James S./Jamie, Wanderer/Wanda, OC - Complete
The owner of a Kitty by wolfrider14 reviews
When a last minute trip to the labs gives Cloud some trouble, it is up to Sephiroth to protect him from Hojo. Kitty Cloud!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Hands of the Dead by Des-Deactivated reviews
Link didn't care if his father "didn't approve." He didn't care if he'd lose friends because of it. He was with Dark, and that was all that mattered. He'd been through so much - he deserved this little bit of happiness, right? T for mild language and suggestive themes. DarkXLink. Modern AU. REVISION PROCESS STARTED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,107 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Link, Dark Link] Sheik
Aquatic Evils by L0stMarauder reviews
OH TEH NOES! Squids have kidnapped Ty and have brought Adam and Jason into Minecraft! What's worse- In exchange for Ty's life, they want Adam. And they haven't made it easy to make it to them in the least. Why would they, they're squids! No pairing, except for Adam x Budder, of course. Rated T for cursing and such shenanigans. First SkyDoesMinecraft fic on here! WOOOOO! Mm, budder.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013
I'll Always Protect You by LittleMissHeartfillia reviews
Sting X Reader: Sabertooth has been your home for as long as you can remember. And you couldn't have been prouder when Sting took over as Master. Now you may finally have the chance to stop watching your life long crush from the shadows, but will getting closer to Sting only cause harm to those close to you? It sure seems that way as things get complicated fast!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Sting E., Rogue C., Yukino A.
Roots Run Deep by Tobirion reviews
Cloud disobeys a superior officer during a critical training exercise and is sentenced to mopping up SOLDIER practice gyms every night for a few weeks. In serving his punishment he slowly discovers ShinRa's reclusive hobby gardener and learns a little bit about what it really means to break the rules in the process. AngealCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Cloud S., Angeal H.] Zack F. - Complete
Moments by intotheyellowwoods reviews
MO·ment: noun. A particular period of importance, influence, or significance in a series of events or developments: e.g, a great moment in history. There were 12 moments of these moments that defined Jace and Clary's relationship, spanning from City Of Bones to City Of Glass. To Jace, they were more precious than anything else. (EDITING, WILL REPLACE CHAPTERS AS UPDATED.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Curious Experiments by DarkCalamity reviews
Sting wants to know what it would be like to spend the night with a guy... good thing he shares an apartment with his best friend Rogue! Some hot fun ensues ;) Warning: Yaoi, BoyxBoy, don't like - don't read! StingxRogue and RoguexSting, because they can't get enough!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Sting E., Rogue C.
BOOM BOX by Shade the Hero reviews
What would you do if your peaceful evening was disrupted by music? Join he inhabitants of Shinra as they are forced to find out the hard way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Genesis R., Angeal H., Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
At Long Last by Aladdinboy reviews
Prince Gumball x Marshall Lee The past has come back to haunt Marshall Lee. The beast that turned him into a vampire 988 years ago is about to return, and only by working with Gumball can the fate of Ooo be saved. Contains dude / dude relationships, mild violence, mild sexual innuendo, extreme cheesiness.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,637 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] Fionna, Cake - Complete
This New Found Feeling LinkxDarkLink by schatzi333221 reviews
Link x Dark Link, don't like, don't read. c: No sex in this story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Link, Dark Link
The Laws Of Being A Human by ArticulateFiction reviews
A very human Castiel shows up at the bunker. Dean&Sam must guide him through the regular acts of being a human (such as eating, washing his clothes, bathing, etc.). While Cas is beyond frustrated with these mundane tasks, Dean and Sam are thoroughly enjoying themselves trying to teach him the basic necessities of being human. -Slow Destiel, plenty of fluff, and all kinds of fun.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,805 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
If That Boy Don't Love You By Now by Katana Black reviews
Cloud's lack of romantic skills and gaping crush on Sephiroth is starting to worry Zack. So, he's taking matters into his own hands. By the time he's through with them, they'll definitely be in love...right? Warning: yaoi boyxboy , AU, OOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Three elves and a baby by Elven-Tear reviews
...I do not know why Estel and Arwen ever doubted we would be good babysitters..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Faultline by asteriskss reviews
Castiel is the new student at Lawrence High and he eventually meets Dean Winchester. Dean is a troubled teen who's great at hiding it. The two are polar opposites but somehow manage to maintain a friendship. Castiel might become the person who saves him from hitting rock bottom.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., John W. - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Exchanged Minds by elfchicks reviews
Involves certain persons exchanging minds with other persons. Very much non-canon. At long last, chapter five up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Starships by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
He was dangerous. He was a villian. He was the end of the world. He was an killer, hiding behind a beautiful face. But I let him inside anyway. HumanGumballXAlienMarshall. AU. Make sure to read the warnings.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
Saturday Skin by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
It's the end of the world. Atleast as we all knew it... With one thing left to protect, Marshall fights to survive. And then he shows up... A pink haired killing machine. Perhaps this world wasn't as bad as it first seemed. HumanMarshallXMutatedGumball. AU. Yes, it's Zombie time. Rated M just in case.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
Flesh Addiction by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
It's the end of the world. Gumball's spent the past six months on his own, hunting and surviving. Then Marshall shows up. What is he? How can he devour an entire dead body but then turn Gumball's body to goo? Marshall LeeXGumball AU Not my best work, but i'm happy with it. Rated T for blood and gore.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
Vincent Valentine a dad? by MalikaiDragonSlayer reviews
Sephiroth and the Remnants have just come back from the lifestream... as children. Chaos ensues, pun intended, as Vincent is thrust into the role of Daddy to the previously-evil-and-insane kids. Will he survive? No.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
My Favorite Coat by Naiomi Itsuko reviews
When Akira is asked to simply mend a coat, what will the task evolve to? Updated, and the second chapter is WAY better - Akira gets a pill to relieve her headache from Master, but he accidently gives her a pill for something else. What was it? Could it have been that infamous blue pill? Mystogan can't deny that he likes the way it makes his teammate act. Lemons. OC x Mystogan
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Mystogan/Edo Jellal
Rose's life after shadow kiss by natalyc reviews
this story takes off about three weeks after the attack on the academy. dimitri never turned strigoi and is with rose they continue their relationship when something happen that could change roses life better explainion in the prologue and story plz read
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Unmentionables by JamesEdmundWulfricElvisLionel reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer got hardcore hammered. When he wakes up, he realizes he's not in his own house, but Grimmjow Jeagerjaques' bed... a man who just moved in down the street. Both are in for an incredible shock... GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Szayel's Latest Experiment by RozalynnThorne reviews
Grimmjow suffers through Ulquiorra becoming Szayel's latest experiment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Caught out! by Aidanturnerslover reviews
This takes place after Victor gives Rose the necklace with the lust charm and she goes to Dimitri. What happens when things go further and someone finds them? This is my first fanfic please read and review Thanks.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Little Comrade by kate882 reviews
Yes it's yet another Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha and she's pregnant story. I wanted to try it so please read it tust me its different from most of these.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Hueco Mundo Madness by Ms.GrinAndCry reviews
I wrote this like four years ago - I probably won't take it down until I've written more stuff, and since this is my only (?) Bleach story I'll probably keep it until I write another one. Please don't read this. Save me from the embarrassment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
A Bit of Bad Luck by ShinzuiOfIncantation reviews
Link isn't prepared for what happens in the Temple of Time, it causes a certain chain of events to unfold and puts him in a land he's not familiar with. Now he has to find his way back before it's too late. Rated M for the yaoi that will come way later.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Link, Dark Link
Trouble Cleff by Izaya-chi reviews
After ordering the Espada to sing karaoke with each other, Aizen decided that they were good enough to be his personal choir. Or is it really so personal anymore when he plans concerts in the human world? Warning: Yaoi! Mainly GrimmUlqui, tho
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
MISSION: Hijacking and Seducing Dimitri Belikov by Lilian85 reviews
I, Rosemarie Hathaway, Guardian Extraordinaire and personal Guardian of Queen Vasilissa Dragomir, was on a mission. A mission to hijack and seduce my really sexy Russian boyfriend: Guardian Dimitri Belikov. Written originally for FangednFabulous and therefore M-rated for a reason!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Greatest Story Ever Told: A Sephiroth Fanfic by Pendrum reviews
A collection of short tales narrated by everyone’s favorite silver haired lunatic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2006
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
I Saved Him by shadow shader reviews
What if Rose saved Dimitri in the caves? What will happen after? This is what I think should have happened after the strigoi attack. plz Read and Review. I suck at summarys. UP FOR ADOPTION
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Black Rose by writer0306 reviews
Rose pushes everyone she loves away b/c she's depressed. Dimitri leaves to guard Tasha; he leaves Rose pregnant. Several years later, Rose is suddenly kidnapped by Strigoi and Dimitri comes back to help rescue her...and everything begins to unravel...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,257 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Rules are meant to be broken by Veysha reviews
Ten rules, made by Princess Zelda, to assure Dark will behave after being freed from the water temple. But how well do they really work? DLxL
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
Rumor Has It by emiz.12 reviews
There's new gossip at St. Vladimir's. And Rose and Dimitri happen to be the center of it all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,024 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I., Viktoria B. - Complete
Nothing To Stay For by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
After Last Sacrifice, Rose, feeling rejected and unwanted, runs away from Court. She cuts off any contact with her friends and family, disappearing without a trace. And now the only man who can bring her back is the one who found her the first time...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,828 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Why are you here? by Rose.Hathaway13 reviews
Rose found Dimitri cheating so she ran...but what happens when he finds her? Does she still love him?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Affectional Experiment by Amaratta reviews
When he received a card supposedly signed by Ulquiorra, suggesting that they should be friends from then onward, Grimmjow thought it was some bad joke. Little did he know that he would end up as a subject to Ulquiorra's friendship experiment which would later turn into something far more than he could ever bargain for. Slash G/U *Complete*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,972 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Down the Drain by Red-Damascus-Steel reviews
Can you keep your mind out the gutter?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Make a Wish by Tobirion reviews
Cloud gets suckered into cleaning out old Mr. Hojo's attic. While cleaning he discovers an old lamp — a lamp with four genies crammed inside. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Ransomed for a Kiss by Jediempress reviews
Sephiroth can't find Zack... then receives a mysterious message from Zack's PHS. Slash/boylove.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Who Do You Think You Are? by sebsbadkitty reviews
Okay this is after Rose and Lissa graduate. Dimitri had left Rose right after graduation and not in a nice way. It's been three years and neither Rose nor Dimitri has seen each other... until now.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,938 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Leggy DOES look nice in a dress by writingpikachu reviews
Merry, Pippin and the gang are all in a gifted school club who hang out in form period. That is, until Aragon decides to leave unless the gang get him another date... I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT! ALSO CONTAINS YAOI, but the clean stuff. T for jusT in case
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Seventh Heaven by LilSnowFox reviews
Cloud thought it would just be a regualar work day in Edge; delivering packages, just like every other day... until he has to deliver one to Shin-Ra... This Fic contains BL, Reno X Cloud, Alcohol, drunk hookup sessions This is a one shot for now
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Just a Normal Day to the Naked Eye by thexlastxfantasy reviews
Poor Vinnie's having a rough week. First he accidently saw Cloud naked, and now he's stuck in a golf game that Genesis was supposed to go to. Very crackish and no yaoi. Well maybe just a little yaoi...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Bound by Destiny: A Continuation of Last Sacrifice by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Follow Rose and Lissa to Lehigh University.. who will be left behind? How will Lissa handle being Queen? What happens after the bond is broken? Will Rose and Dimitri have their happily ever after? Will Adrian find his way in life? And what about Tasha?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 192,589 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Stockholm Virus by MzMisery reviews
Link is a good kid. He gets straight A's, respects his parents, has good friends, and even goes to church every Sunday. So why why why did one suave psychopath have swoop in, kidnap him and ruin everything? M for future violence and hints at sexual themes
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dark Link, Link
Reason not to let Zack on one of the list sites by QUEEN EEVEE reviews
Internet plus coffee plus Zack equals a bad combination. With Cloud and Reno in tow Shinra elevators will soon be out of order for SOLIDERs.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zack F.
Dating Your Neighbors by Prisoner Len reviews
Dinner at his neighbors' home for their first date should have been peaceful. Key words: should have. AU; ASGZC. Sequel to Welcome to the Neighborhood, but can be read alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by VampGurl82 reviews
"What about me? Who's going to ask about me when you could ask about Lissa?" I cried. Right now, I just wanted to be alone, but I knew I never could be. I would forever spend my life with the two people that betrayed me when I thought I could trust them.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,862 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Lissa D., Rose H.
A Fetish For Secrets? by ShadesofImagination reviews
A grouping of one-shots centered around 'secrets'. Everyone has things they like to keep secret, some of our favorite men just seem to have more than others. Slashy Fun, multiple pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,386 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Got to get out by blackrosegoth reviews
What happens when Rose has an abusive father? what happens when she runs away from home and enroll in ST Vald's? Will she fall in love with Dimitri or is she too afraid of what her father did and thanks that Dimitri will do to I do not own Vampire Academy
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rose H.
Grand Theft Gato by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Horribly Weird by ShadesofImagination reviews
Months after being found in the showers by a certain Commander, Cloud has made an important discovery. Genesis is weird. Really weird. Fluffy One-Shot. Follow up to 'Horribly Wrong'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Define Manpile by Rewrite the Past reviews
Caught in the crossfire of a prank gone wrong, Cloud is assigned to be Angeal's errand boy for the day. This is punishment...right? So, why is he sitting around a table with the four most gorgeous men on Gaia? ASGZC. Birthday Fic for Tobirion!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Angeal H., Cloud S. - Complete
Swift and Terrible by Lancaeriel Greenleaf reviews
The twins humiliate a certain prince... and receive the consequences... Review please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Horribly Wrong by ShadesofImagination reviews
After a game of 'Zack asks really awkward questions', Cloud finds himself half naked and all alone in the hall. Fearing an encounter with, well, anyone, he holes himself up in the floor's shower room- only to come face to face with a rather wet Genesis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Tactful by ShadesofImagination reviews
So what if Sephiroth might occasionally blurt out the random insult without meaning to? That didn't mean he wanted opinions on everything- especially the cute little blond sitting by the tree. One-Shot. S/C.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Saturday Mornings by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth has to do his own grocery shopping now—thank you, Angeal. Something about dealing with crowds and imbeciles on Saturday mornings really sets him off. And WHY is that teenager following him? CxS; AxZ mentioned. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Gone Fishing by Prisoner Len reviews
A day on the lake should be the perfect way to spend time with one's significant others. If they weren't afraid of zombies and weren't trying to kill each other. Who even LIKES fishing? Very light ASGZC; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Creative Uses by lackam reviews
The twins find a creative use for something only to learn that they are following in their father's footsteps.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Elrohir, Elrond
Together Forever by SarahandBabees reviews
What if, in Shadow Kiss, Dimitri was never turned? What if Rose saved him? Together, they'll have to face hard times and seemingly impassable obstacles. Will their love be enough to keep them together, or will they be torn apart by the cruel hand of fate?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 175,432 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Falling In Love at Vampire Academy by Bretagne reviews
" I looked at her beautiful brown eyes and immediately I was hooked." Dimitri's POV of Vampire Academmy. Get into Dimitri's thoughts and feelings!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,100 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Coming out of the Closet by magicormuggle reviews
Link goes on a thrilling adventure to save princess Zelda from the closet of doom. LinkXDarkLink. Rated M for lemon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
The Easy Way Out by Prisoner Len reviews
Cloud and Zack are quite the daredevils, and when they land themselves in the hospital ward with broken limbs again , Sephiroth takes the easy way out. Pain killers. Oh, how he regrets it. ASGZC, mostly CZS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
We Know, Zack by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack has a thing for not letting anyone sleep. His lovers are living proof of that. Don't put your finger there, Zack. ASGZC; Sort of a sequel to Did You Know?, but can be read on its own.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
He Hates Me, Probably by Tobirion reviews
Cloud thought he was a pretty likeable guy. Sure, he had his enemies—quite a few, in fact—but generally, people got along with him. That's why it was such a shock to find that for reasons unknown, Angeal Hewley hated Cloud Strife's guts. Angeal/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
My New Life by Ms. Belikov reviews
Dimitri left Rose heartbroken when he disappeared after being restored to a dhampir. 3 years later, she's finally able to move on, find love, and start rebuilding her life once again. But that all changes when Dimitri shows up unexpectedly.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,769 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
A Blast From the Past by crazifunkicc reviews
Dimitri leaves St. Vladimir's and returns to Court three years later to a big suprise
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Prank War by Caunedhiel reviews
Legolas has finally snapped. Elladan and Elrohir's pranks have to be revenged. When Glorfindel, Erestor and Legolas team up things can get a bit messy! AU ! Beta: Legolas Thranduilion
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir
Fear Itself by underhandlilies reviews
Going to military school is supposed to CURE Cloud of all his fears—but now that he's face to face with his ultimate fear, he can't really face it. Sorry, Mom. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Becoming in Blue by rosethorn59 reviews
When Legolas takes a trip to visit the Peredhel family, little Estel, Elladan and Elrohir take their pranks on Legolas a little too far.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Different Story by A Hungry Polar Bear reviews
"When that strigoi went to attack me, the rest of the strigoi started to attack any guardian they could get their hands on." The Vampire Academy books never happened and Adrian and Dimitri are the same age as Rose,Lissa etc. Summary sucks. Story is better
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,461 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Truth About Legolas by dutchessdaydreamer reviews
My fist fanfic. Don't judge. Title says it all. One-shot. R&R. Enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Secrets by anitabelikov reviews
After the cabin Rose is attacked and raped. She doesn't tell anybody but what happens when she receives an unexpected surprise? will her secrets finally be revealed? END OF CHAPTER 3 REWRITTEN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dimitri's Side: Frost Bite by xoxAdRiAnIvAsHkOv83xox reviews
This is Frost Bite from Dimitri's POV. It's the sequal to Dimitri's Side. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,829 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Text Messages by Kio-Kyon reviews
He's just your everyday student,except,he's invisible to the world. He's a top student yet he has no friends,no social life,and no one to welcome or greet him when he reach home. Until he receiving strange text messages. Discontinue 'til further notice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Tofu by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
Sort of a crack-ish fic. Ever have someone bug the crap outta you about the things you like to eat? Well, now it's Vincent and Cloud's turn to get harassed. Fun times. XD Rated T, basically for Reno and Cid. :3
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Love332 reviews
Yuki and Sayori play truth or dare with Zero. Some really interesting facts come out. As the game progesses further, an unexpected pure-blood joins them giving a challenging dare to the hunter.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] Sayori W., Yuki C. - Complete
The Archer and the Ringkeeper by Twilighth8ter4567 reviews
Just a funny drabble about Frodo being annoying to Legolas. K for implied swearing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Lament of the Broken by Dawn of Chaos reviews
A brand new home with a dark past. He should have just left, he shouldn't have inquired further. But he couldn't just leave without hearing what the dead boy had to say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Misconceptions by watermelonxpeaches18 reviews
The Espadas make an assumption about Ulquiorra during one of their interesting conversations before Aizen's War Council. Grimmjow soon finds out just how wrong they were. UlquiGrimm, Rated T just in case. ;3
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Evolution of Character by Lex Coverdale reviews
After all is said and done, the remaining Blood Gulch Crew has changed in more ways than one. Simmons reflects on the changes he has seen in Grif after the events of Revelation. -*Post RvB: Revelation Oneshot; possible spoilers*-
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Pussycat by capslock-nanao reviews
It's all Szayel's fault, Grimmjow thought as she stared at her new body. But that was okay, what with new hot emo nights. -UlquiGrimm, genderbender!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Loose Lips by Rose151 reviews
Sequal to, "Questionable Innocence". Scared stiff of Red's 'behavior', Blue lets it slip to Vio about what goes on behind closed doors. Then Vio squeals to Shadow. Too bad he sees this as the opportunity of a lifetime! Yaoi! 4 Swords Links x eachother!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Deleted Scenes and shorts by Chesterhorse1993 reviews
I had these strange dreams, falling asleep in the middle of the night watching LOTR. These dreams came into my head and then turned into these shorts...so enjoy...i have such creative dreams, don't I :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Legolas, Boromir
Fatal Attraction by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
CHAPTER 4 UP! Grimmjow and Ulquiorra knew each other in life, and it was all Grimmjow's fault that they died prematurely. Now they're Arrancar and Grimmjow doesn't remember Ulquiorra. What will Ulquiorra do all alone with his pain? AU GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Pussy by Comatose Overdose reviews
Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Harribel have just gotten home to their shared apartment after walking in the rain to get there. shortly after each friend goes to their respective room, Harribel comes across a strange realization.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Last Christmas by ShadowKissed17 reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer. But what happens when Dimitri and Tasha come to spend Christmas break with Rose, Lissa, Christian, Eddie and the rest of the crew? Both Rose and Dimitri's POV. Rose's POV written by me, Dimitri's POV written by Feefella.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,566 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Guardians VS Novices: I Declare War! by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
**ON HOLD** What happens when Rose gets pissed and declares war on all the guardians? What kinds of devious pranks will she pull using bras & Jonas Bros CDs? With teddybears & hair dye? Dimitri & Mason lived and DXR are in a happy relationship. R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/8/2010
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Adventures of Grimmjow and Ulquiorra by Reverberating Winds reviews
Boredom happens. That's why two unlikely Espada decide to partner up against the tedium of everyday life-- reluctantly, of course. Together, the nihilistic one and the party animal can keep the doldrums at bay. Crackfic! Not yaoi; no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Mine's Bigger Than Yours by AlexJ69 reviews
Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Lazard are comparing size when Cadet Cloud walks in. Utter crack. Rating just to be safe
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Phantasm by Tobirion reviews
There were things outside their tent, Cloud knew. Waiting for them. Watching. ...Maybe. His imagination always made it hard to sleep. Angeal/Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Sleep Talking Man plays Final Fantasy by Sajira reviews
There is a blog, where someone who talks in his sleep records everything and posts it on a blog. I laughed my a** off... Rated T for swearing and...crack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Reno, Sephiroth
Forever Adored by gadwow8 reviews
Modern AU. When Zelda manages to pay for Link's education, he attends her school and meets some new strange friends. But when he falls for his complete opposite, everything seems to change. I suck at summaries. Atory is better than what this sum. says:/
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Link, Dark Link
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Disgusting elves! by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Gimli sees something that he will never forget and it turns out to be elven custom... or that s what Legolas said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Queen: The Final Fantasy Album by AmazonTurk reviews
Freddie Mercury, please forgive me! A collection of parodies of Queen's greatest hits, featuring mostly Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. Featuring such hits as 'Jenovian Rhapsody', 'We Will Clone You' and 'We Are the Remnants'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Stubborn Elfling by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Legolas had been fine until a certain stupid dwarf had poked him! Now proofed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Legolas the Bane of My Existence by rosethorn59 reviews
Aragorn is still in a grumpy mood, with a badly injured Legolas in tow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
War: Guardian Vs Novice by Always-Pottermore reviews
This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Mischief Chronicles by SurprisedbyJoy reviews
Ever wonder what Elrohir, Elladan, and Legolas were up to as elflings? These are some tales in which the three of them create mischief when they are young--and, not to mention, they get in trouble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir
Darned Squirrels by IoanNemos reviews
Most of the time squirrels hide nuts. Sometimes they throw them. Two reactions to the latter. K-plus to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Pity the Great Silver General by Harusaki reviews
Sephiroth has been reincarnated...with some slight changes. ;
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sephiroth
A Slightly Different Fate by sazza-da-vampire reviews
AU. What if Elrond had decided that Pippin was too young to go to Mordor, and Pippin had been sent home in a sack after all? It can be assumed that the trip back to the Shire would be less than pleasant for all involved... Oneshot. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
The Drinking Game by Glimmerous reviews
Gimli chuckled to himself. That skinny Elven princeling with his pretty embroidered shirt didn't stand a chance. A novelization of the scene from the movie itself
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Choices by Dapper reviews
On the journey to Valinor, Haldir reflects back on his life and a certain peredhel. Slash and angst with a happy ending.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Haldir, Elrohir - Complete
Love Forgotten by DelicateSoul reviews
AU: What happens if Rose is the one bitten? How will Dimitri react: will he kill her, or find a way to bring his Roza back? RosexDimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,921 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
By the Skin of His Teeth by Muse10 reviews
For the sake of Pippin's life, Legolas loses a little piece of himself. Literally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Soldier Morning Habits by Enide Dear reviews
This is why you shouldn't suprise Sephiroth in the morning. Or maybe you should? ;P
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Moan for Me by maleV reviews
Aizen decides that Yami deserves to have an appropriate prize. Yami/Ulquiorra , Aizen/Ulquiorra , Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Ulquiorra, Yammy - Complete
How Would You Know? by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
Did you ever wonder how Gimli was able to identify that the substance on the leaves in Fangorn Forest was Orc blood in the Two Towers? This is what my dad, my brother, and I came up with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Secrets and Preparations for a Drinking Game by Lady Elrayen reviews
Legolas spends the day avoiding man and dwarf as he tries to prepare himself for a drinking re-match after a night in one of Minas Tirith's taverns, resulting in embarrassment, paranoia and an interesting day of avoidance and heroics...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Turbulent Morning by Eressie reviews
With a bored elf and fellowship with somewhat bad moods in the morning, something like this could easily occur. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Eowyn's Contribution by IoanNemos reviews
Movie-based. We know Eowyn foisted her stew on Aragorn, and tried to give some to Gimli, who dodged that bullet. What happened when she offered it to the third of the Three Hunters?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete
Long Wait by Ducati reviews
Imagine my surprise to see there were hardly any M rated Immortals Series... So, this is my version of what should have happened in Ever bedroom at the beginning of Blue Moon. Lemons ExD One Shot
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ever B., Damen A. - Complete
I'm Gonna Scream in a Minute by KSFWolfe reviews
Ulquiorra is tired of being the goody goody Espada! He's tired of making dinner and doing the laundry! and most of all, he's tired of Grimmjow calling him Emo! So Ulqui-chan decides to be BADASS...oh holy god help us...No pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Soul Shadow by H.J. Bender reviews
Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory... DISCONTINUED, rewrite in progress!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Link, Dark Link
War Prize by kellegirl reviews
Sephiroth is having an off day. The dolls sadly do not survive.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Maintenance by palomino333 reviews
Grif walks in on Simmons, who is in the middle of performing repair work on his mechanical hand.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2009 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Middle Earth on Earth Misfortunes by Yosh-ees-stuff reviews
Imagine if Middle Earth's characters and creatures lived amongst us in modern suburbia...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Stuck by ravenclawseekergirl638 reviews
Elrond has problems with his children. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
A Chapter of Accidents by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Sometimes, even in relatively peaceful times and relatively peaceful places, accidents happen. Characters: Mainly Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir. April 2009 Teitho Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Dwarf Women and Elvish Men by FluffyFluff reviews
Just a short, oneshot of a funny idea that I had one day while watching The Two Towers. Based on dialouge from the movie. Eowyn just can't always keep her thoughts to herself, which sometimes results in the insulting of certain elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete
Slow Burn by KappaForest reviews
Grimmjow slapped his forehead as Ulquiorra, once again, failed to realize the insult." A series of drabbles centered around Grimmjow/ulquiorra prompts range from fluff to crack, but mostly crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Infatuation by IMTrinity reviews
Aragorn becomes infatuated with a certain elf while in Mirkwood. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Deep in the Night by XoxStrifexoX reviews
*No smut Sorry everyone!* He could hardly believe he was receiving orders at such an ungodly hour in the night - Why had the General summoned him of all people at this hour in the night; practically morning!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Tales of the Past by Wind Wanderer reviews
Legolas has known Aragorn for years. With the death of Gandalf fresh on the fellowships mind, an embracing story at the Ranger's expence is just what is needed. Estel story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Sunday Mornings by Ne'er-Do-Well reviews
Late Sunday morning Vincent and Sephiroth have breakfast. Relatively mild Sephiroth/Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
The Squirrel Assailants by Rebell reviews
Part V of The Squirrel Chronicles. Fuming from being fooled by Legolas, the sons of Elrond band together. The woodelf is, quite naturally, left to worry for his life, sanity, and most importantly his newly-shredded pride.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Busillis by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Legolas arrives in Rivendell a little weary...trouble ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Games People Play by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is rather puzzled by the behaviour of the hobbits. Aragorn does not help. It's a long walk to Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
An Original Truth or Dare Title by Country music lovin'Hobbit reviews
Pippin and Merry want the fellowship to get to know each other so they decide to play truth or dare to break the ice. Non slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Elrohir's Essence by DetOlivia reviews
Elrohir becomes bored while Elladan is away, so he decides to get... creative. Legolas, Elrond and Glorfindel are the twin's poor victims as chaos reigns in Rivendell!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Church Files, A Red Vs Blue Story by Austin316v1 reviews
Red Vs. Blue from the specific perspective of Private Leonard Church. Replacement to my Novelization of the RvB series. Discontinued
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/7/2006 - L. Church/Alpha - Complete
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Ten Things by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Red vs. Blue. Ten things the creators of Red vs. Blue never told us. Noncannon.... or are they?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In MiddleEarth by IthilielCuivienien reviews
Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
An Atypical Night in Rivendell by elfchicks reviews
Short collaboration revealing exactly why the twins were grounded for 5,000 years...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
A conversation between a human and an elf by PinoTheGreat reviews
A conversation between a young Aragorn and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn
Pulling Rank by lady angst reviews
Upon entering Lothlorien, a grumpy Legolas and frustrated Aragorn disagree about blindfolds. comedy. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Get it Out! by AllIEvrWantedWuzU reviews
Glorfindel's daughter, Irvania has never given him any trouble, but one day and a misunderstanding, Glorfindel finds that everything isn't as it seems to be. Innuendos found! Taken as you will!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
The Scar by Elf Eye reviews
How did Aragorn get his scar on his lip and Legolas his scar on his back? Part of The Nameless One series based on Legolas and Aragorn having been fostered together in Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Hair Dye by kamitori reviews
Legolas is bored when he goes to visit Imladris. He decides to pull a prank of Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, and Glorfindel. Unfortunately, Erestor and Haldir also get thrown in there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Everyone Loves Arwen by Captain Hollywood reviews
Legolas tries to woo Arwen, only to help Aragorn win her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Run Away! by TheRandomScribbler reviews
A few inhabitants of Rivendell discover the slashes written about them. Chaos ensues. R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Differences Between Races by kaitokitty reviews
Legolas and Gimli make comparisons of each other's race, and Legolas sees elves through a new viewpoint.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Switch by I Don't Go Here Anymore reviews
When the twins' pranks get out of hand, they are separated. But when they start switching places, they find some unexpected people to help them with revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Elrohir - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
The Squirrel Menace by Rebell reviews
Part IV of The Squirrel Chronicles. The twins have been wronged. Estel is the wrongdoer. Therefore, Estel must be punished. And Legolas is highly enjoying the whole thing. Poor Elrond...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
This Happens Far Too Often by The Yuggster reviews
Just a few things that happen far too often to a certain elf and ranger. Sequel to and based on Does This Happen Often?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Hide and sneak by Tun Yun reviews
Two frustrated twins beyond reckoning,an acorn throwing princeling and one lecturing Glorfindel and they all equal chaos! A present to three of my favourite authors!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Project ELF by Ghyste reviews
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean the hobbits aren't out to get you! [slight Frodo & Sam slash implied]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Strange Meetings by Rebell reviews
Meeting your soontobe best friends can be fun. But when you're in Mirkwood, orcs are out, and your names are Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan, it can be downright dangerous.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,874 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Happy Birthday by Fepholi reviews
It’s Legolas’s birthday! Just how old is he, anyway…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Soda Machines and Rings by Koch'sglory reviews
A simple effort to get a soda turns horribly wrong for Legolas. Now a chapter 2
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Legolas - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Misfortunes of an Elf by Deana reviews
Collection of snippets and short stories about our favorite LOTR characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Tired Eyes by stainedglassmasquerade reviews
When five year old Estel needs a bath, guess who gets the job? Elladan and Elrohir. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Elrohir, Aragorn
Slugs by Gemmal reviews
Legolas doesn't slight slugs. The slugs get their revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Squirrel Trouble by Rebell reviews
Part III of the Squirrel Chronicles. As punishment for a prank, the twins are sent out into the forest to do a chore. Of course, they promptly get attacked... by rodents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
One does not say 'Huh! by Asher Elric reviews
Aragorn seeks escape from the responcibilities of a King in the forms of Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Return of the Squirrels by Rebell reviews
Part II of The Squirrel Chronicles. Estel is sick. He has a lot of time on his hands. And he wants revenge. Poor Legolas...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Aftermath aka The Chapter Loet Forgot by Loet Kyra Wonde reviews
Kind of an Arwith: Chapter Four and a half. Written at the request of a reviewer, it describes what happens after Legolas and Gimli's drinking game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Arguments and Attack of the Squirrels by Rebell reviews
Part I of the Squirrel Chronicles. When Legolas and Estel come back from a patrol, Legolas claims that Estel shot him twice. There can only be a funny explanation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Truth or Dare by Alexi Lupin reviews
The Fellowship are playing Truth or Dare and a few secrets come out! Warnings: SLASH. Go on, no one's looking! RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2004
Saruman Redivivus by Elf Eye reviews
Another in the "Nameless One" series. Set after "Novices No Longer."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,433 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Legolas, Saruman
Truth or Dare by Rudhfeniel reviews
Completed It's after the council, and the attendees have a bit of fun. Elrond is tired, Boromir is in denial, and Aragorn gets drunk.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Tricks of the Light by Oakenshield reviews
Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas decide to play a game with Boromir. slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
Unspoken by Runedancer reviews
Elrohir has always found Elrond fascinating. What happens when Glorfindel finds out? Warning: Slash. A lot of slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Elrond
Theories 2: Lord of the Rings by The-Dove reviews
The fellowship find some slash fanfiction... about themselves. Frodo/Elrond?! Almost every other pairing is mentioned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Elrond, Frodo B.
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Diet Water reviews
When Reno and Zack have a conversation, nothing good can ever happen. Reno managed to somehow convince Zack that there is such a thing as diet water, and Zack's friends are left to deal with the aftermath.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Puppy reviews
When Zack tries to escape an angered Sephiroth, he ends up in a place almost as horrible- Hojo's lab. An unknown serum seeps into his system and causes some. . .unwanted effects. Who will get stuck with the fool when he can't even take care of himself?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Zack F., Angeal H., Sephiroth
Paperwork
Paperwork is the bane of Sephiroth's existence. What does he do when he's finally had enough?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sephiroth, Angeal H. - Complete
Elves and Their Wine reviews
Elladan and Elrohir have revenge on their mind for their poor human brother, but what happens when things don't go as planned?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Elrohir, Aragorn