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Joined 11-11-09, id: 2143689, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Xiaolin Showdown.

Hello everyone! My name is Jessica Jannette Marie, and I am very proud to be writing on this sight! Most of my stories, yes they will suck, but if you are willing to give them a small chance, I thank you for your time. I am 14 years of age, my Birthday is December second, and I, (yes it is going to sound horribly wrong) HATE the snow. That's right, I hate snow, with a firey passion, it should just melt, or blow up, or something. :) I am a dog fan, my fave being a German Shepard. No, just because i like GERMAN shepards and just because i am partially German, don't go thinking a am a nazi, because i'm not. I love reading reviews and will take anything you throw at me, whether it be a good or a bad one. So give me a chance, and give my stories a shot!

WARNING!

If you do not like me for who i am, and you cannot except the things i write, or say, then leave my page now.

My looks are as follows:

I have long blonde hair, blue eyes, a big mouth so don't tick me off. HA. yeah. no, i'm ok. i'm
not a time bomb.

My favorite show right now is Naruto Shippuden, my other faves include the Colbert report. (Others, but i can't think of them all!)

My favorite movies are, The star wars series, V for Vendetta, The sixth sense,(it gives me shivers when the guy finds out he's dead) oops, just spoiled the movie for whoever hasn't seen it... Juno, Hellboy, and MANY others. ( I'm a movie freak).

My Favorite books are the Naruto series, The devinci code(sp?), and a lot more. I love to read. ( just so you know, i'm a naruto fan.)

My hobbies include Reading, Drawing (i'm a blooming artist BABY! People think i can draw, which i guess is alright, but i'm no amazing perfectionist.) Kicking some form of ass in martial arts, ( i hope to KO a guy in the octagon someday.) Speaking my mind, painting my nails, and watching what ever the hell i feel like watching on tv.

My favorite color, Black, Red (Not stupid red, the blood red, regular red is just to bright.) Sky blue, and the amazing color of white.(since white can be any color imaginable.)

Loves, To talk to people who except me for me, and don't expect me to cover myself up like i'm a freak, cause i'm not.

Hates, just the opposite of what i love, when people expect me to be some one i'm not. I went through that once, and i am not falling for that bull shit anymore.

Some famous quotes of which were prolly already used, but i use a lot in my daily routine of cheering everyone at my home up with:

Make Better mistakes Tommorow

Always Live hungary for knowledge

Life is a ferris wheel, it will spin, and spin... New people will get on your ferris wheel, then hop right off. -one of my favorites!

Theres always a choice somewhere in the problem

LIVE NOW!!

If not now when?

Be yourself, cause everyone else is already taken- another favorite

You are a victom of the rules made by yourself!

Replace the fear of the unknown, with curiousity.

FREEDOM!!

Oh yeah, one of my favorite bands in the world is Evanescence. They have great music, but a lot of people think it sounds very gothic or something... screw them. ;)

Since most of my fanfics will probably have to do with Naruto, or some other show, i here by say this for all of my stories unless said otherwise, I OWN NOTHING! if i owned Naruto, you'd know. (trust me you'd know). I don't own any show on air, so now that that's over, i don't have to continuously write that i don't own anything.

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Summer Days Winter Nights reviews
A story about Jack Spicer's past life with his best friend, whom life had taken away.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Jack - Complete
9 ways to piss off freddy krueger reviews
9 ways to piss off our favorite dream invader. may be dumb, sorry if they are.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Freddy K.
9 ways to piss off jason vorhees reviews
9 ways to piss off our favorite friday the 13th character. may be dumb, sorry if they are.
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jason V. - Complete
Azula Uchiha reviews
Azula was once an orphan of her mothers clan the Suri, but was put with her fathers clan the Uchiha after they both were killed. When her childhood friend Sasuke starts to become cold and spiteful towards her and her squad, will she be able to let him go?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sasuke U.
9 Ways to Piss off Michael Myers reviews
Just what the title says, 9 ways to piss off our favorite Boogeyman. They may be stupid sorry if they are.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Best Friends reviews
A Halloween Story I wrote after seeing Rob Zombie's version and thinking to myself, "I wonder if Michael Myers had friends when he was little?" Oneshot
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Ice Drops reviews
MAY GET DISCONTINUED! I just really lost feeling with this story, I love getting reviews and if I don't start getting more, I'm definitely going to cancel the story. Anyway it is a Deixoc thing for anyone who doesn't know already...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara