any fans of mine can email me with this email address: iloveyew1999@hotmail.com (but please no hate mail)

so my best friends r Elizabeth (EP) and Rianna (Ri). i love my besties to death and would die if i lost them. theyve been there for me no mattter what and when i land into trouble there right beside me. :)

LOOKS LIKEEEE: long brown hair, dark brown eyes, many many freckles, im taller than most, i look older than i am, blah blah blah.

LIKES: cute boys. love. unicorns. ep. ri. ;) pandas. bright things. shiny things. iggy..;3 and much much more!

DISLIKES: fakes. heartbreakers. liars. dumba--es. jerks. cheaters. etc. etc. etc...

RaNdOmNeSs:

ASIAIN PURSASION!

PICKLE!

YAOI!!!!

DUTYSHEETS!

HANDCUFFS!

HENTAI!!!!

GRAPEFRUIT ARE ORANGES ON STEROIDS!

MELLOW MUSHROOM!

FOREST!

JIGGY!

CHINESE NINJA!

YURI!!!!

COOKIE MONSTER STOLE MY COOKIES!

EXTRA PEANUTBUTTER!

AZU!

RIO!

NATURI!

CHEESE!

INUYASHA!

BUTT WEIGHT!!!

ADAM THE MONSTER!

ETECA!!!

me: hey iggy!

iggy: hey jaleese!

me: how did you like school?

iggy: ...

me: nevah mind..

iggy: guess what?!

me: what?!?!?!

rianna: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iggy: WTF is she doing here?!?!?!?!

me: hey ri-san!!

rianna: hey jaleese-sama!!!

iggy: ahhh!! she pops up every freaking where!

rianna: go make out with a grapefruit, lover boy!

iggy: WTF?!?!

me: i like cheese!!!

rianna: MELLOW MUSHROOM!

me: HANDCUFFS!!!

iggy: ARE YOU GUYS HIGH??!?!?!

me and rianna: YES MUCHACHO!!!

iggy: oh no!!! hide the trees!!!!!!!! *runs outside with chainsaw*

and that proves how random and crazy me and my bestie are. and poor iggy has to indure the hyper crazineesssss!!! FANGIRL ATTACK!!! *jumps on a random smexy anime character*

Questionsss [asked by ri]

DO YOUR HANDLEBARS CALL ME MR. SQUISHY??? i dont know you tell me.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS MAN SUM DABLOONS? no. *walks away slowly*

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? 1 *munch* 2 *munch* 3! *lollie go bye bye*!

IF THE TRAIN LEAVES THE STATION AT 3:00, WHAT'S IN MY LEFT POCKET? a pair of handcuffs. *wink wink*

IF A ROOSTER LAYS A EGG AT THE POINT OF THE HOUSE, WHAT WAY WILL IT FALL? ummm... *calls a friend for help* okay okay. i know this. rooster's dont lay eggs. yep thats the ticket.

IF MY NAME IS BOB THEN WHATS MY MOMS NAME? your mom!!!!!!

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

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95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, @#!*% , JUMP!!!

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

they are too so yeahhh...

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

actually no...just kidding i cant lie. yes i have.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

hahahahahahaha...yes...

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

dont know anyone but if i did, i'd slap them, then hug them.

5. You claim you have wings.

i KNOW i have wings dangit!!!!!

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

yes. all the time. i've had a nightdream about it too.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

how did you knowwww??? :D

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect

i BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!! xD

10. You study about birds.

im lazy, sorry.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

love science and i love to dissect...havent yet...but i would refuse to dissect a bird.

(12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

JIGGY FOREVAH!!! (jaleese iggy)

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

i dont think its JP. i seriusly believe its actually Fang.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride.'

i thought i had found him but ppl make mistakes...HHUUUUGGGEEE ones...lol

15. You are counting down the days for the next book.

yes indeedy. i wunna know what happened to Angel in the last book. its killing me not to know.

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

Me and ep and Ri will frickin sneak out and see it!!!!

17. You look in the mirror catiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

sometimessssssssss... O.O

18. You hate dog crates.

my cousin locked me in one a week after i finished the series and i screamed bloody murder and stabbed him witha spork when i got out...

19. You think scientists are evil.

i think anyone in a white coat that works in a creepy secret facility called the School or in Itex is evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

alooooottttt.

21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

at my friend rianna's or elizabeths i would.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

i've always loved blind people. especially a certain blind pyromaniac bird boy that feels colors.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

everyone should.

24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.

all the time.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

i know i do.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

only one...

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

my friends get annoyed...

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

duh. i also no what Niggy is. and Dex (bex and dylan). and jiggy. ;)

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

nah. i was a princess nerd.

30. You claim to have brain attacks

i claim i have brain problems.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

me: its too late for that... angel: you got that right. *evil smile*

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

yes, yes i do.

33. You daydream of flying.

who dosesnt???!

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

who doesnt?!??!?!? (again...)

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

yeeeeepppppp!

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

Of course!

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

deffinantly!!!!

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

YESH!

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

i start writing ideas for my fanfic during language arts. and social studies. and maath. and a little in science. [we're ussually taking stank notes. that heffer teacher..]

40. You want a talking dog.

yes i do! i always want a talking unicorn with a british accent. :)

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A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

'And blood was everywhere,'

'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'

For death was in the air.

'A mother, trapped inside her car,'

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

'She struggled to get free,'

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

'On where the back seat once had been,'

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '

'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '

'Oh, God, don't let them die! '

Then firemen came and cut her loose,

'But when they searched the back, '

'They found therein no little boys, '

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

'And was traveling alone, '

'But when they turned to question her, '

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

'In beseeching supplication, '

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

'Their jeans are blue to match.''

'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

'And gave them each a cone, '

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

'I've searched the area high and low, '

But I can't find their dad.

'He must have fled the scene, '

'I guess, and that is very bad.'

'The mother hugged the twins and said, '

'While wiping at a tear, '

'He could not flee the scene, you see, '

'For he's been dead a year.'

'The cop just looked confused and asked, '

'Now, how can that be true? '

'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '

'And left a kiss for you.'' '

He told us not to worry

'And that you would be all right, '

And then he put us in this car with

'The pretty, flashing light. '

'We wanted him to stay with us, '

'Because we miss him so, '

'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

'And told us not to fuss, '

'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '

'He's watching over us.'

The mother knew without a doubt

'That what they spoke was true, '

'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

The firemen's notes could not explain

'The twisted, mangled car, '

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

'But on the cop's report was scribed, '

'In print so very fine, '

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109

ZOMG!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 27TH AND ITS ALMOST AUGUST 27TH!!!!!!!!! xD

iggy: redundant much?

me: shut up!!!!!!

iggy: make me.

me: *gets neon pink duck tape and puts ovr iggy's mouth* now try to insult me!!!!

iggy: *yanks tape off* ur retarded jaleese.

me: some fanfic boyfriend u r!!!!!! *Crys in corner*

iggy: FAKER!

me: F* YOU! xP

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

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Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Some personal favorite quotes:

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. -Any military group will say it as well as my Martial arts instructor

Shit happens, find a toilet. -Anonymous

My momma always said, Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. -Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

'Slap' I don't think I deserved that. 'Slap' I might have deserved that. 'Slap' That one I deserved. -Jack Sparrow

Oh, bugger. -Jack Sparrow

"You're mad!" "Good thing too! If I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Pirates of the Caribbean

BELIEVE IT! -Naruto Uzumaki

I'm an avenger. -Sasuke Uchiha

Die puny human!! -Any good fiction book

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life is giving them vodka, and throw a party. -Ron White

Silence! I kill you! -Achmed

“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” --Naru-chan

“Everyone? I wouldn’t go so far as that. Perhaps the majority of the civilians do, and numerous older ninja...but remember Iruka-sensei, and the rest of our own generation. They don’t hate you because of the demon...they hate you because you’re annoying.” --Gaara-kun to Naru-chan

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Question:

If a vampire were to bite a zombie and drink its blood, would the zombie become a vampire, or would the vampire become a zombie? Or would they both become zombie-vampire hybrids? In fact, what if a zombie was having a really bad day and got bitten by both a vampire AND a werewolf, and then the vampire and the werewolf couldn't agree on who got the last slice of pizza and bit each other. Do we now have three zombie-werewolf-vampires, or is there some sort of hierarchy of supernatural "infections"?

Why would I care? I just think it's cool to have a zombie vampire or a vampire zombie...just MY opinion!! ;)