nudgeriderox | FanFiction

Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, and Titanic.

BTW: Youll be seeing alot of copy and pastes on this profile
Just a heads up

I have a fictionpress account, MTfan4ever

Woah! You Almost Forgot To Press Anon. Wouldn't Have Been So Tough Then, Would You? Imagine What Would Have Happened If Your Best Friend Knew It Was You Making Her Depressed And Wanting To Cut!
Getting Hate Isn't Fun, It Isn't Glamorous, It Isn't Funny, It Doesn't Make You Feel Good. It Might Make You Feel BIG But It Makes Around 13 Million Teenagers And Children A Year Feel small. So Next Time You Think About Sending Anonymous Hate. Remember A Few Things:
1. It Feels So Much Better Knowing That You've Made Someone's Day, So Send Something Nice, Something Kind, Something That You'd Like To Get Sent.
2. Hate, No Matter How Small The Amount Or How Harsh It Is, Can Have REAL EFFECTS On REAL PEOPLE!
3. Hate Can Always Be Traces Back To You, There Are Ways.
4. I Don't Think You Want To Be Responsible For Someone's Suicide.
So Please, All I'm Asking, Is That You Think Before You Press Send. So Many Lives And Tears Could Be Spared If People Would Stop CYBER BULLYING.

People say sticks and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt you. BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. Words CAN hurt. They hurt ME. Things were said to me that I still haven't forgotten.

All I'm asking. Think before you press send, or review, or hit enter. Many lives and tears could be saved.

1 out of every 28 ppl commit scuicide because of bullying. How would you feel if you caused one of them?

STOP STEREO TYPES! Bold are me:

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm OLD so I MUST be wise

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I ACT WIERD so I MUST have a mental issue

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo and ride polar bears

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST be an old cat lady

I like DOGS, so I MUST smell like one

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich

I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature

I'm LOUD SOMETIMES so when I'm quiet I MUST be sad or upset

I SAY RANDOM THINGS so I MUST be crazy

I'm SINGLE so I MUST not be able to get a guy/girl

I'm A GIRL so I MUST love to shop and gossip

I'm A GUY so I MUST be good at sports or I'm a nerd

I go on a lot of VACATIONS so I MUST be rich and spoiled

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up:

First Day At School:

Making Your New Best Friend:

Falling In Love:

Breaking Up:

Prom:

Graduation:

Life's Okay:

Death of a Close Friend:

Mental Breakdown:

Driving:

Flashback:

Getting Back Together:

Wedding Scene:

Birth of Child:

Car Accident:

Final Battle:

Death Scene:

Funeral Song: Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne (Nobody came? NOOOOO *sob*)

End Credits: Family Portrait by P!nk (ok then...)

Deleted Scenes: One Of Those Girls by Avril Lavigne (Confusion: STILL THERE)

Bloopers: Smile by Avril Lavigne (AWESOME SAUSE SONG)

I'm NuTs AbOuT lIfE aNd EvErYtHiNg In It CuZ iT's So FuN tO bE mE wHiCh FoR mE iS bEiNg RaNdOm AnD i LoVe BeInG RaNdoM!!!!!

Questions:

Country you want to visit?

Japan. Or England. Or France. Or New York. Anywhere big and famous and free.

Way you wanna die?

DECAPITATION

Wanna Go To College?

Only if I has to

Do you hate anyone?

No i plot ways to kill people randomly because i love everybody (note: sarcasm)

Do You Think You Can Sing?

Honestly, I once tried recording my voice while singing. I winced during playback. the entire time.

Can you open your eyes underwater?

Yah, but it hurts so i dont

Can you whistle?

Love to whistle, it annoys the crap outta ppl

Do you like super spicy foods?

Meh

Can you multi task?

Try texting (iPod and cell) while eating while typing (computer) while changing the tv channel. Yah, I cant multitask

If you could wish for anything what would it be?
Hagrid: walks in "Your a wizard, Cassandra!"
Me: O.O "Who the fuck are you and why are you in my room?!?!" throws a pot at his head

That would be funny. I'd get my friend to film it.

What job do you want?

To be a famous author or maybe artist. Idk

Favorite Artist?

Kathleen Tennant and Karen Bagayawa. They are two of my best friends mothers and they are amazing artists. GOOGLE THEM!!!! (YAY free publicity!!!!)

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
no :(

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Wah??? You mean my profile picture? Probley the internet.

3) What's your middle name?
Lynn. Why do you want to know?

4) Your current relationship status?
Single. *Le sigh*

5) Does your crush like you back?
Idk

6) What is your current mood?
Bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Purple

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Purple and Green

9) Missing something?
Probley

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Idk. I'm tired, so, my brain isn't to much functioning

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
KITTY

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yah

13) Something you do a lot?
random shiz

14) The song stuck in your head?
It changes to often

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
WordsUnsaid

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I can't remember her name...

17) When was the last time you cried?
I dont remember, not that long ago probley

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Heck no.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Reading Minds. I love maximum Ride, and if I read my crushes mind, I would be sure...

Oops im rambling... again.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Appearance. You can't really look at them when your talking to them with out seeing their apperance. Dont take me as shallow!

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Vanilla steamed milk

22) What's your biggest secret?
Im not telling!

23) Favorite color?
BLUE

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Why wouldn't I?

25) What are you?
I'm a fish. MOOOOOOOOOO

26) Do you speak any other language?
I can sign a bit (Sign language) and I know some french

27) What's your favorite smell?
One of them. Just not my cats litter box. any thing but that.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
StRaNgE

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
I've never neen kissed. Let alone in the rain.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
This quiz. and im texting.

31) What should you be doing?
I should be getting ready for school but I already am

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Too many to name

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
*Shrugs*

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
No, I don't think so...

36) What is your natural hair color?
Brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
*shrugs*

Thank you to my friend who got me listening to mariana's trench! I know, love the band!

Yah that was me when...

...someones iPod randomly started playing lady gaga at full volume during silent reading in class.

...the girl gave a huge speach at the fifth grade graduation.

...you heard someone started crying in class while reading mocking jay, silently, of course.

...you saw some girl fighting over a picture book in kindergarten.

...you heard the story about the girl who pulled an all-nighter reading hunger games.

...you saw me sitting with my legs pulled to my chest and twitching slightly, waiting for school to get out so I could buy catching fire.

...the girl in class made friends easier with guys then girls.

...you all laughed at her for being differant.

...She laughed at all of you for being the same.

...I woke up early just to have more time to read.

...I kept forgetting to update my fanfics.

...You were spazzed at for a small stereotype to Canadians.

...You were yelled at for insulting her friends.

Wow you made it this far! keep going!

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

I love that!

RANDOM COPY AND PASTING!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

because you opened this, you will have the BEST LUCK this week

1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend
2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight!
3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS
4) your gonna fall in love
*If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever

Girl: do I ever cross your mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose—me or your life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and painand the boy runs after her and says…
The reason you never cross my mind is because you’re always on my mind.
The reason why I don’t like you is because I love you.
The reason I don’t want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I’m not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!!!

List your favorite book characters in no particular order (I'm using strictly MR):

1. Nudge

2. Iggy

3. Angel

4. Gazzy

5. Max

6. Fang

7. Ella

8. Total

9. Dr. Martinez

10. Ari

11. Star

12. Ratchet

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

I think that would piss off Ratchet cuz I think Ratchet and Star like each other... But I can totally see Max getting pissed. Remember what she did to Maya?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Gazzy is 9. I'm 12. Ew, just, Ew

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Well I would be highly confused because Total is a dog, and a guy. Then we have Ratchet, who is also male.

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?

Only ones with her in them

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!!! Its like asking if 5 and 7 would make a good couple! 5 and 7 are siblings!!! (sorry if thats spoiler to you)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10 5/10 OH GOD 5/10!!!! Max and Ari may be half-siblings, but Valencia is Max's MOTHER

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

If Ella walked in on Iggy and Ari... She might break up with Iggy and break a vase on the heads of both of them...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic

Meet 7 year old Angel and 8 year old Ari. For them, age is no large factor, Ari may look old for his age but with Angels mind, will they be ablt to make it work?

You have to remember, Ari is only 7 when he dies in the books.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nudge/Total... Oh god I hope not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Broken hearts

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Who let the dogs out?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

O.O I dont want to think about it!!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

When I was working on mine last night

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Nudge and Ella are in a happy relationship until Ella runs off with Gazzy. Nudge, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Star and after a brief unhappy afair with Ratchet, then follows the wise advice with Max and finds true love with Gazzy.

NO FREAKING COMMENT

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I'd be LMAFO

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I wouldn't be surpised

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would ask him how he saw that

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd yell at him

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Shrugs*

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Idk

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

OMG GO AWAY

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Iggy and Star? Well, Star would be a gym teacher or track coach, but Iggy? Maybe art teacher... Or music

FAV SONGS:

Payphone by Maroon 5 (ft Wiz Khalifa)
Don't Let Me Get Me by P!nk
Curiosity by Carly Rae Jepsen
Sour Candy by Carly Rae Jepsen (ft Josh Ramsey)
Smile by Avril Lavigne
Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne
We Are Young by Fun

I love any song sung by MT

And much, much more!

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You say Twilight

I say Maximum Ride

You say vampires

I say Flying Kids

You say Jacob Black

I say Fang

you say Team Edward

I say Team Iggy

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is stupid"

You say Robert Pattison is hot

I say Iggy is WAY HOTTER with WINGS

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's Max and Iggy

You say Edward

I'll say Iggy

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Fanfiction is a site for me.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

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Life Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What a guy really means, when he says some stuff-

"You know how bad my memory is!” "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

It‘s a guy thing." "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to do it." "I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it." "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Teacher: You're late.

Student: What do you mean?

Teacher: You missed a whole period!!!

Student: ... Are you telling me I'm PREGNANT?

If you can picture yourself saying this to your teacher, copy and paste this onto your profile. :D

Peeta: Your insicure, don't know what for

Katniss: Oh dear lord, not again!

Peeta: Your turnin' heads when you walk into the Hu-u-ub

Katniss: *groans*

Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reapin' dress is enough!

Katniss: Put a sock in it, lover boy

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Katniss/Peeta romance!!! XD

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private

when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Different Names (I'm using my name Cassandra)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Casizzle (if you call me that I'll kill you)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Eagle

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Root Beer

4. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Hastings

5. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fave fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pineapple Gun-Facing-The-Wrong-Way

6. YOUR NICKNAME: (fav chocolate - milk, dark or white and fav season ):White Spring

7. YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel in your favourite girls name and last letter of your favourite boys name): Cie (But my Imaginary Friend is named Rithamy)

8. YOUR SPY NAME: (a word your best friend describes your personality and your worst day of the week): Strange Monday

9. YOUR FUTURE NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel of your favourite colour, last letter of your favourite animal, second vowel of your favourite drink, second letter of your first pet, second to last letter of your favourite fruit, last vowel of your favourite season and first letter of your favourite chocolate - milk, white or dark): Cutoeliw (Cuto E. Lew)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

In a dark room there is a girl with dark eyes and dark hair,

she's crouched in a corner, and her cheeks are slick with tears...

She decided today to end it...

She couldn't take the things people said and did,

And so she decided to end it.

Her wrist is bleeding blood red tears...

Stupid, fat, ugly, whore, there are those and so many more,

The names she was called running through her head...

She decided to end it...

As you read this she's ending it...

With death.

STOP BULLYING.

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you didn't laugh at this) XD

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.

'Would you like a lock of his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked him 'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado, Uzumaki-Ricky!, silvershark94, ClaireShaneEveMichael, mnmdancin12, Reflections of Twilight, Nudgeriderox.

The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.

I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.

I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.

I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.

I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.

I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.

I promise to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.

I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.

I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.

I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.

The Pinkie Pie Promise

I promise.

Cross my heart

And hope to fly

Stick a cupcake

In my eye

For if I lie

To Pinkie Pie

Then I shall kiss

My flank goodbye!

Zip your lips

Lock them with a key

Dig a hole

Put the key in the hole

bury the key

build a house

put the house on top of the hole!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Jake

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow and green. Blue

3. your first initial? C

4. your month of birth? April

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Tessa

7. your favorite number? 2

8. do you like California of Florida more? California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Eat a pie

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover that you’ll fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday.

The My Little Pony Pledge-thingy/ what to look for in a friend

When fear makes me wanna hide

You'll Rainbowdash to my side!

Kindness is never in short supply

Once smitten, twice Flutttershy!

For honesty no pony can deny,

You are the Applejack of my eye!

And a light that shines so beautiful

There's a Rarity to come by!

And you all make fun and laughter

AS EASY AS PINKIE PIE!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

This thing looks fun so i'll try it!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. Come back from the dead before-at least, not the way she -The son of Neptune, Hazel's POV

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A wall

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Hmmm... I can't remember. Maybe the mmmcountdown on Much?

4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 2:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:42 pm. Not bad

6. From the exception of the computer, what else can you hear? Nothing, thats why I had iTunes on

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting out of the car, what was I doing? I swear I just said I was getting out of the car...

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? Computer screen duh

9. What are you wearing? Night gown

10. Did you dream last night? Nope

11. When did you last laugh? When I reposted the friends/best friends thing a little while ago and I read the line about screaming "ITS PICKLE TIME"

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Brown. They are the walls in my room but I want to paint them blue

13. Seen anything wierd lately? The question is, what "Seen anything normal lately?" cuz everything I see is strange.

14. What do you think of this quiz? LOLness

15. What is the last film you saw? Idk, one of them

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, What would you buy? idk, but I would definatly go to the mall with a few friends

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. Hmmm... I fell on my head ALOT as a baby

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd like to say I'd end world hunger but no, I'd engd stereo-typing of girls and Canadians. For all you stupid people out there, NO! WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS AND RIDE POLAR BEARS.

19. Do you like to dance? I used to take dance

20. George Bush: The 1st president of the US

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rain. I just like the name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jake. Again, I just like the name.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5% who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, Nudgeriderox

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, Nudgeriderox

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, Silvermusic384,WordsUnsaid, Nudgeriderox

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.