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'sup.

i am jay

i have yet to write any fanfic but i'm fuckin thinkin' bout it

i am here to read both cringe and well written fanfic

and i'm also here to nearly never ever review even if i adore your story because i'm a lazy piece of shit and i'm so sORRY

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The Arts of War and Life by Fell's Apprentice reviews
Drabbles of the "Dreaming of Sunshine" verse from the perspective of various members of the cast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,711 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/28/2015
Life of Py-ro by JayDeacats reviews
The pyro is a lady, but due to the strict "male only" rule, she's forced to keep it a secret. How long will that last? (hint: not very) And could there be romance in store? Who knows! (I'm writing this as I go along, suggestions are welcome. Also, I try to include all the characters in the story, but you're only aloud to put four in the description.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,446 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Engineer, Pyro, Sniper, Spy
Spider Thread by the-word-builder reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 310,142 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 7,234 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Eyes On Fire by cherryvvoid reviews
Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,156 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23536 - Favs: 16,829 - Follows: 16,757 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 375,042 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,638 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 4,949 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 6,051 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Always my Sly Bunny, Always my Dumb Fox by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps reviews
Judy and Nick are nigh inseparable, and have become standard bearers for peace between predator and prey in Zootopia. Though with a high profile in the ZPD, they have become high profile targets themselves. If the evil that looms in the dark recesses of the city manages to tear their relationship apart, will the rest of Zootopia crumble with it? Coverart by Ziegelzeig & Zl0tty
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 324,537 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Dreamer by Aleycat4eva reviews
The lines of reality and not-reality have always been pretty blurry to Lien. It never bothered her much, because she made her own lines and followed her own whimsy. Things, however, have a way of getting out of hand, and it's a shame the lines begin to blur for every one else as well. SI/OCinsert, Multiple OC's. OC centric. PROBABLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,809 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ino Y., Yamato, OC
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 6,492 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9290 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 5,319 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
200 Years by Alba Raile reviews
Fallout Kink Meme fill: The Lone Wanderer meets a pre war Charon as she is literally transported back to Anchorage in 2076.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Spy & Sniper's Road Trip (And Other TF2 Stories) by Bardock Lives reviews
What do the RED mercenaries do when they're not blasting BLUs? How do they spend their time on days where they're not fighting for Redmond Mann? Well, this is the answer. Rated T for language and possibly gore. Warning: There are bad attempts at accents. Read at your own risk.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,768 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Medic, Spy
the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys by fastpork reviews
a collection of Good, Original and Funny tf2 oneshots featuring all ur favs, including smoky french boy, loud boston kid, dirty outback man, fat idiot sandwich baby, flighty glasses girl and more :) ratings may vary
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Sniper, Spy] [Heavy, Medic]
Groin Strain by DancingGrimm reviews
The story of the time that Scout got both his feet stuck behind his head and everyone was a jerk about it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy - Complete
Battle At Fort Ginger by Jaxson The Great reviews
It is Christmastime, and to keep Scout and Soldier from fighting, Engineer and Pyro have agreed to help in a reenactment of "The True Story Of How The Americans Saved Christmas From Being Selfishly Stolen By The Nazis". All is peaceful in Ye Olde Fort, but knowing what we know about those lovable-yet-annoying Mercs, the peace can't be kept for long.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2014
Small Screen Valentino by DancingGrimm reviews
"Oh God," John breathed, horrified. It took a lot to horrify John H. Watson. Worried now, Sherlock got up and stepped around the table, only to be foiled when John quickly turned the laptop so he couldn't see the screen. "John, what is it? What did she do?" "She put a video online...oh God..." "What? What sort of video?" "Our video, Sherlock! One that she and I made!"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Left Feet by ChaosandMayhem reviews
It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Your Smile by hovercrafting reviews
And I don't know what shocked me more after that: the fact that he kissed me or the fact that I kissed him back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Pyro, Scout
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
Cellophane Flowers by dear cecil reviews
Medic drinks a can of Bonk. The results are somewhat frightening.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 376 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blockin' the Sucker by Charlett reviews
Scout and Spy meet each other ALONE. Three guesses as to what happens next.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Home by kc-archive reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Conventional Couple by ChalakChalak reviews
When people look at Star and Robin, they 'awww' their heads off. The same people look at Raven and Beast Boy and wonder how in the world that happened. Mature scene.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete