![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I am a very interesting specimen. My most famous saying is 'I'm jacked up on mountain dew!' even though I don't drink mt. Dew. I drink pepsi and cola!! ^^ I'm very spontaneous and very random! I love color and bright things, and i'm often found in the park reciting from my favorite movies. I love Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Caribbean, and a ton of anime shows. Well, one of my fellow Fanfictioners told me to copy this, so here it is: COPY AND PASTE: If you support AliceHatter, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support DodgerNancy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support ChristinePhantom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support VictoriaMistoffelees, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support PeterWendy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support Bernard the Head Elf, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you don't understand why such a large portion of Sweeney Todd fans hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WOULD SO DO THAT TO THE MAD HATTER!!!!) If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and Tarrant/Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile. If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP notice, paste this into your profile without shame. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile. Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, if you can raed tihs psas it on! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you burst into song from any of the school plays you have ever been in and do the dances in front of your entire school. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! . . . . . . . .JJJJJJJJJJJJ . . . . . . . .AAA . . . . . . . .CCCCCC . . . . . .KK. . . . . . .KK •.¸ (''•.¸ ¸.•')¸.•' You Say Pink I F FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t! I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile 10 Things For The Sweeney Todd Lover... 1) If you sing "My Friends" to your razor while shaving your legs, copy and paste! 2) If you speak in a thick Italian accent when you are feeling evil, copy and paste! 3) If you speak in a raspy English accent when you are feeling really evil, copy and paste! 4) If you DIDN'T become a vegetarian after seeing Sweeney Todd, copy and paste! 5) If you wanted to punch Anthony in the face when he walked in on Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett talking about their future together, copy and paste! 6) If you hate the beach, but still go so you can wear your hot black and white striped Sweeney Todd one piece bathing suit and sing "Down by the Sea" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste! 7) If you every go to the bakery at Publix and ask if they make meat pies, copy and paste! 8) If you wished that Arsenic killed Lucy and Sweeney Todd had a happy ending where Nellie and Sweeney were together, copy and paste! 9) If you asked your hair dresser if she thought a streak of gray or white would look nice in your hair, copy and paste! 10) If you have a strange fear of tea kettles, copy and paste! 10 Things For The Alice In Wonderland Lover 1) If you memorized every poem in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass without even trying, copy and paste! 2) If you plan on your first tattoo (If ever) being something totally Alice themed, copy and paste! 3) If you tried to do the Fudderwhack at a school dance and caused everyone there(including faculty) to start doing it, too, copy and paste! 4) If you went to see Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton at 12:00 AM on March 5th, copy and paste! 5) If you had an Alice in Wonderland themed birthday party and the cake was shaped like a top hat, copy and paste! 6) If you have a cat named Dinah, copy and paste! 7) If you say "Curiouser and Curiouser," on a daily bases, copy and paste! 8) If you ran around the house screaming "Agent Sands is playing The Mad Hatter!" when you found out Johnny Depp was playing Tarrant Hightopp, copy and paste! 9) If you corrected your(stupid) History teacher when she said Alice in Wonderland was by Charles Dickens instead of Lewis Carroll, copy and paste! 10) If people have refurred to you as Alice because they know you are such an Alice in Wonderland freak, copy and paste! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. FOUND THIS ON DARIASILVER'S PROFILE FROM THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" SCREENPLAY...WHICH HE FOOLISHLY CUT OUT OF THE FINAL DRAFT!! GRRR!! READ IT IF YOU LOVE ALICEXHATTER!! 'CAUSE THIS PROVES A ROMANCE WAS PLANNED FOR THE MOVIE BETWEEN THE TWO!! Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest. Taking in the daunting size of the creature, Alice can barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand. MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice. ALICE: But this is impossible MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is. His words spark a memory of her father. ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast." MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky. She smiles. MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy. ALICE: What's he doing? CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken. At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Alice and kisses her passionately. Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun. The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial. WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky. She approaches Alice. WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf. The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it. ALICE: Is this the way home? WHITE QUEEN: Drink. Alice lifts the vial to her lips. MAD HATTER: Don't. ALICE: What? MAD HATTER: Stay with us. She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy. ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer. She glances at the White Rabbit. ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing. She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste. MAD HATTER: You won't remember me. ALICE: I will! He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers. MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice. ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant. IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! |
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