Ladyblackmagic
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Joined 07-10-07, id: 1322201, Profile Updated: 02-10-09

Well, I've been a lurker for over 3 years. I have officially published my very first fanfiction. It's not great, but I am working on it. I will mostly read/write crossovers. Now let's talk about me for a second.

Name: Lady

Age: 20

Sex: Yes please...ha. Female.

Orientation: Straight.

Location: Central Louisiana. Yes I'm one of those sweet Southern Bells. I have the accent to go with it, too.

Pairings I LOVE: (Can you tell I'm a slasher?)

Harry/Edward (Most loved pairing of ALL time)

Harry/Jasper (VERY close number two.)

Jasper/Edward

Jasper/Harry/Edward (I will write one of these one day.)

Pairings I like:

Clark Kent/Oliver Queen

Dean Winchester/Buffy Summers (These two were made for each other.)

Harry/Luna (This is very cute; if written correctly)

Buffy/Edward (I haven't seen one of these, but it would be AWESOME.)

Harry/Draco (Only sometimes.)

Edward/Jacob

Pairings I DESPISE: (With every fiber of my being.)

Harry/Ginny (BARF! She is whiny and pathetic.)

Harry/Hermione (I love 'mione, but not with Harry)

Harry/Any other female (I'm a complete slasher when it comes to Harry, except with Luna)

Edward/Bella (In the first book this was fine, after that it went completely down hill.)

Harry/Ron (Ugh the only Weasly's I like were the twins, Charlie, Bill, and Arthur.)

Favorite crossovers:

Harry Potter/Twilight.

Harry Potter/Buffy.

Twilight/Buffy.

Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings

Number one goal:

To be an amazing writer.

Favorite Quotes:

"People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." -- Xander Harris

"I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids."
"I'll never be a kid."
"All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend." -- Buffy and Angel

"Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element." -- Giles

"Love makes you do the wacky." --Buffy

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." --Spike

"I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."--Spike

"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?"--Edward (Oh Edward you could be my bad guy ANY day. =))

"Do I dazzle you?"--Edward

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Terms And Conditions by clawswrites reviews
In which, Bilbo is expected to please Thorin and, although unexpected, he can't say he's completely unaffected by the turn of events. Bagginsheild smut. AU. Requested.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete