'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

A series of glimpses into the lives of best friends and pal-honchos.

The two little nations of Prussia and HRE are being raised by their Vati Germania. They enjoy getting into all sorts of mischief, mainly little Gilbert. Lessons always to be learned. Story contains parental spanking. Enjoy!

When Antonio noticed that everyone else was getting letters, he felt left out and dragged his two idiotic friends into the mix too! Feel free to send your letters to the three perverts. T for Prussia's mouth, might go to M later for other themes.

The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.

Dave and Dirk Strider are the coolest of the cool. Who knew that underneath those tinted shades, they have a constant battle to keep their facade? Series of oneshots targetted at various 'uncool' issues the Striders have been forced into by fanfictions.

One Saturday morning Dave got his sleepy ass out of bed to use the bathroom, but soon he found out that somehow, someway, he became a girl! Now, Dave must go through life as a girl for the rest of his existence! ...Or until he turns back into a guy.

Gamzee, Tavros, Sollux, and Karkat are a literal garage band of outcasts. They strive not to be accepted but to show people how to accept, and they'll show their town exactly what a few misfits can do. Fail summary is fail. Eventual PBJ.

Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.

"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.

Well what would happen if Karkat reads Homestuck? Let's find out!

Bro sits Dave down and forces him to watch episode after episode of shitty anime. But why is he doing this? And why does that pair of shades look so damn familiar?

Au Humanstuck Karkat Vantas, a German Ginger, is now in a small American town.

A story of how a volatile diplomatic situation was dissolved by the Witch of Space's unmentionables.

In which a variety of circumstances force a group of 12 alternian teenagers to attend a human high school, where bonds will be made with four human children of varying popularities, containing many tragedies, humorous incidents, and four relations.

What happens when you mix the Marauders and some questions by fellow fanfic writers? Humor and some awkward moments! Please, leave your questions in the review or PM me.

Feferi rules Alternia, and the Condescence is invading Earth. 11 Trolls have to assassinate the Rogue Empress. And 4 kids have to stay alive in a world gone mad... AU

Lily and the Marauders make life a little more bearable in certain classes by passing notes and having a laugh. I'm not fantastic at writing summaries but please just give it a go! Some Lily James in there as well as references. Read & Review! HFF

Your name is Dirk Strider and you are fifteen years old. Your bro walked out the door two weeks ago and left you with nothing but a mysterious note. You suppose you'd better contact this twinArmageddons person.

In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.

Mirror from the Homestuck kink meme. An AU where the trolls are patients at the Green Sun Psychiatric Treatment Center and the kids work there. This is Humanstuck. More info inside. Basically the whole story has a blanket trigger warning.

He finally found them and the sight was spectacular, bright stripes crossing the inky sky. John focused on the brightest and biggest meteor he could see and closed his eyes to make his wish.

Your name is Tavros Nitram. You are on a voyage with your crew to explore space. And you have explored your way onto an alien vessel and into an alien civil war.

YET ANOTHER silly Homestuck fan adventure, in which the kids somehow found themselves listening to Roxy, booking a block of hotel rooms, and hitting the casinos with fake IDs. SEE COOLKIDSGOTOVEGAS ON TUMBLR FOR BETTER FORMATTING AND PICTURES.

You were never supposed to remember. That's just not how the scratch works. Memories aren't supposed to come with the package, but you guess the game decided to make an exception, because you remember everything. That can only mean something went wrong.

Also known as: In Which the Characters are all Babies in an Alternate Universe and Baby John Egbert Meets Grub Karkat Vantas for the First Time and Various Baby Shenanigans Ensue. Rating may change as we watch our boys grow up into awkward teens.

Jade and John explode dramatically into Jake's bedroom, trickery ensues. Spoilers up to early Act 6. No Pairings.

Hey, the awesome Prussia here. This is my blog. For all of my fans out there, give me your questions, your requests and I will do them all. TheAwesomePrussia. No pairings. ship tease is inevitable.

Take Sealand, who's adamant about being a nation, and Latvia, who's a scaredy-cat. Add the fact that they're best friends, and what do you get? Crack, with a side of random and awkward. Mini-stories, not written as SeaLat but could be taken that way...

The Marauders and Lily give Harry a bedtime story he'll never forget.

Here's a new twist on the Oh so horrible fanfic 'My Immortal'. Take a look into the minds of the Harry Potter characters as they go through this hell. PS. Plz send feedback and reviews if you want me to continue on this story xx.

Observe for thirty days as I take an international news story, create a oneshot about it, ?, and profit! Okay, not that last part. Probably not romantic and T to be safe.

Requested by destroyeverythin1. The Yaoi Brigade: a formation of female nations determined to rule the world, all because they want yaoi. The leaders: Hungary and Belarus. Will they succeed? Or will the men turn to the one country who can save them?

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Fred & George are messing about with a time charm. Surprise surprise, they mess it up and instead of going back thirty minutes, go back thirty years. In Hogwarts 1966, they meet the Marauders who agree to help them in return for help in a raging prank war