For Stories

-Sick of perfect partners e.g. muscular, a perfect hourglass figure, long legs

-Sick of the most Hollywood-like situations e.g. the perfect sex scene, kissing in the rain, kind mother-in-laws

-Sick of unfunny crackfics or stories with no plausible plot, which the author expects to be funny

-Sick of unrealistic portrayal of characters e.g. Draco transforming from enemy to the perfect lover in a week, people killing themselves the moment something goes wrong

-Sick of stories that don't explain well enough

-Sick of stories that explain more than we need to know

Avoid these in your stories and you'll already be on my good side.

For People

-Sick of people who stare at me without good reason

-Sick of people who deliberately act dumb to be included in a conversation

-Sick of attention-seekers

-Sick of people who are constantly hyper

-Sick of people who are constantly depressed

-Sick of over-dramatic people who try live their lives just like their favourite Hollywood actors/actresses

-Sick of racially intolerant people

-Sick of rude, ignorant people

Avoid being any of these and you'll already be on my good side

Please read the list carefully. The first, for those thinking about writing a story and the second for those who wish to be respected by others.