age:17

name:if you need to know, you probably already do

Quotes:

My idea of help from 'above', is a snipper on the roof.

Strength is nothing more then how well you hide the pain.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

You are the plug-in toaster, to My bathtube full of water.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward getting medicated for it.

My wife must think I'm an idiot!
"Separate the white clothes from the colors."
Ha! Whether I separate them left-to-right or top-to-bottom, the washing machine will
still mix them all together anyway.

In the time it took for me to stop and smell the roses, the S.W.A.T. team caught up to me.
Thanks for the super advice, Abby.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Frame a man for murder and the state will feed him every day for 25-to-life.

If you're ever about to be mugged by a couple of clowns, don't hesitate — go for the juggler.

Change is good. Especially when it's a change back to the way I liked it in the first place.

Whenever I'm walking home in the dark and afraid that a psycho might attack me, I use reverse psychology and convince myself that I am the psycho.

Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command. ~ Jayne Cobb Firefly