Hi, my name is -SillyKittyGirl-, and I'm a World of Warcraft addict.

Yes, I'm female. No, I'm not telling you how old I am, or in which state I live, but I -will- tell you that I am slightly crazy at times, have a cat and am anticipating more on the way, live in the U.S.A., and love Pocky. POCKY!

If you do not know what Pocky is, it is a type of snack food from Japan which is essentially a stick-shaped sugar cookie dipped in frosting. Pocky (pokkin) is an onomatopoeia (yes, I had to look that up) for the sound that Pocky makes when you bite into it. Actually, it makes more of a cracking noise, but no-one is going to buy a cookie named 'Crack', now are they?

Updates to works-in-progress will be sporadic - I may update a fic three times in a few hours and then not update it for a week or two. New stories depend on suggestions and the plot bunnies. I have been reading fics on Fanfiction for a while now, but have only just made an account.

For lack of other things to do, I have updated my profile and added a few random details.

My favorite song fluctuates between several different titles, but currently it is Cat Scratch Fever by Mötorhead.

My favorite animal in indisputably the cat.

My favorite author? Robert Anton Wilson.

The World of Warcraft characters that I play, in order from most active to least:

Svet, Wyrmrest Accord - Current Main (For leveling/RP)

Khomi, Wyrmrest Accord - Active Alt (For leveling/RP)

Sakti, Wyrmrest Accord - Semi-Active Alt (For leveling/RP)

Sarda, Wyrmrest Accord - Semi-Active Alt (For RP)

Bixbee, Moon Guard - Semi-Active Alt (For when I'm bored, troll alt)

Erikeeina, Silver Hand - Semi-Active Alt (For when I'm really bored or pissed, leveling/troll alt)

Kelda, Silver Hand - Non-Active Alt

Faay, Sisters of Elune - Non-Active Alt (Am going to move her to Wyrmrest when I'm not too lazy to shell out twenty-five dollars)

Thimada, Earthen Ring - Non-Active Alt

If you know one of these characters, please hesitate to run away in horror - I acknowledge that I have failed badly on most for seperate reasons, and would like to apologize for you having to endure this. (Unless you ever had anything to do with the guild New Avalon, the character Shayshay, or the character Bubbles, in which case piss off, I'm not interested in talking to you and give no apology for my actions.)

Upcoming Stories/Poems:

Of Chickens and Tuxes - The life of Kelda Zizwhiz, gnomish pickpocket, and Chiky Mcnuggit, her...business assosciate? (Multi-chapter crackfic, will begin when I hunt the paper copy down since the computer document has mysteriously disappeared.)

The Calendar - A collection of oneshots centered around World of Warcraft holidays. (Multi-chapter, debating whether or not to submit it at the beginning of next year so as to get the timing correctly.)

Ode to Gnomes - Be it one way or another, everyone loves gnomes. (Poem)

Possibly Upcoming Stories/Poems:

? - (Multi-chapter, no current title or description, a writing-down of my character Svet's history so I don't forget anything.)

~Copy 'n' Pastes~

If you love Pocky, copy and paste this onto your profile. POCKY!

If you have ever gotten into an argument with yourself and lost, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It took me a while, but I did it.)

If you have ever pulled a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord, fnord fnord fnord fnord. (Fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord.)

If you have ever died by way of the murlocs in Crystal Lake, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that emos should be tied to a chair, forcefed custard donuts, have their eyes taped open, and put in front of a screen that is showing insanely cute anime 24/7, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever shot yourself in the foot while cleaning a gun that has safeties on it, you fail life and may not copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read 'my immortal' and lived, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read Girl Genius and think it is amusing and clever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have far too many 'copy 'n' pastes' on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your eyes are starting to glaze over and the agonized screams in the background are fading out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

What's the last book you read?

I read a portion of 'The Age Of Entanglement: When Quantum Physics Was Reborn".

What's on your tv RIGHT NOW?

A penguin. No, really!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

I talked to my cat, and I said "Meow".

Where are you?

In the office-room, in a chair, on my mom's computer.

Look up. Now look back. What'd you see?

The wall.

What's the last thing you ate?

Egg toast!

What's your personality like?

Ummm...many-faceted. Happy? :D Random? Iunno.

Who do you have a crush on?

I no haz crushburger.

What was the last thing you thought?

It was "Umm..what was the last thing I thought?"

Say "George W. Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head

He reminds me of the Station 6 owner from UHF, what with being a bastard and having very short grey hair.

You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do?

...Eat breakfast? :D

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

One of those computer screen wipes.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

I'm eating/drinking FNORDS!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

My profile! :D

What's it like being you?

I've never really thought about it. Hrm. Let me put it this way:

MEOW.

What're your thoughts on writing?

I do enjoy writing. I have thousands of funky ideas in my head, and it's good to get them out on paper. XD

Anything else?

Yeah. I want some cheez puffs.

~A grammatically edited note from the profile of IKillFangirls4Fun~
Suicide deaths in the United States remain high in the 15 to 24 age group with 3,971 suicides in 2001 and over 132,000 suicide attempts in 2002, making it the third leading cause of death for those aged 15 to 24.1.I'm part of a group of teenage girls who are fighting to get the word out about teenage suicide and help it's prevention. Please, be there for your freinds. I, having lost my best friend to suicide two years ago, can tell you even the most seemingly happy people can be hiding depression. If you want to help spread the word, please copy and paste this to your profile.

~Phone Conversations~

The following are ACTUAL phone conversations, the are REAL and AMUSING.

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don 't understand who you are talking about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack beforecleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"/
Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?"
Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
--

Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."

Caller: "Can you direct me to the Fluff 'n' Stuff knitting company in Woven?"
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ."
--

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don 't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don 't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power ... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!"

~End~

Adieu,

-SillyKittyGirl-