Hi, my names Lydia & I live in England. I Love Twilight & am TEAM WEREWOLF!!!!

FOR THE GIRLS

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. Hold my hand in the line at the mall and make all the other girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on their chest. A boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me. I want someone who would call me three times a day if they went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and he would just smile and agree with everything I had to say. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his arms around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it. And we’d make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say, “I love you,” in front of all of his friends, and we’d argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Year’s Eve and count stars with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner or watch movies under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I’m beautiful, but not too often. Who would make me laugh like no one else could. I want a guy who would give his hoodie to me and snuggle up next to me when it’s cold. A boy who would come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist and whisper “You look beautiful today.“ But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never break my heart.

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List five best friends
1. Kiera 2. Tash
3. Megan 4. Emma
5. Caitlin

1. How did you meet #3?
In Year 7 at school.

2. What would you do if #2 and #3 were going out?
They're getting married. ;D

3. How long have you known #4?
Around 2 years.

4. What do you think of #2?
Hilarious&crazy&the greediest person I know but I love her.

5. A fact about #4?
She's very shy, like moi.

6. Who is #2 going out with?
In her dreams... TAYLOR LAUTNER!

7. What's #1 do for a living?
Just school.

8. Where does #5 live?
Derbyshire, England.

9. Is #1 your best friend?
One of them.

10. Do you miss #2?
Umm, not really- I saw her 3 hours ago.

11. What would you do if #3 and #4 were going out?
Ewwww...They're like sisters.

12. Ever gone somewhere with #5?
Yh- We went to Whitby together.

13. What would you do if #1 and #5 were going out?
Kiera&Caitlin? They don't really get along so...

14. What do you think of #3?
She's the coolest nerd ever.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Ok now I am not against abortion as long as you are doing it for the sake of the baby and not for selfish reasons. I strongly believe in adoption, i feel that you should at least give the poor child(s) a chance at life. If you are not ready for a child then put it up for adoption.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses,

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out'

Rock Paper Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. (this one is just hilarious)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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