Hi, I go by Shayna or Shay on this site.

So I'm goin' down South to visit my Grampy who is staying there, I'll be gone for a month and so I'm not sure how much i'll be on to sign in.

- Shay

I'm a huge Maximum Ride fan lol. If I had animal DNA graphed into me, I think I'd want it to be a cheetah or well, some sort of Feline breed because I'm a cat lover.

The Maximum Ride Fanfiction called Winging It is an idea I came up with and thanks to the wonderful author MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear it was able to come to life so to say. Check out her other stories too!

Personal info:

Age: December, 1991

Gender: Female

Zodiac: Ram/ Sheep/ Goat

Horoscope: Sagittarius

Hobbies-

Books

Manga

Anime

Chinese Zodiac

Clothes

Animals/ Nature

FUNNY FACTS

A disease commonly known as Obsessive Maximum Ride Disorder which causes people to become addicted to Maximum Ride. This disease affects those who have read/heard of Maximum Ride. The symptoms include being unable to sleep, relating everything to MR, hogging the computer, reading MR books, squealing over Fang or Iggy (girls only), being restless due to completing the whole series and waiting for the seventh book to come out. One known cure for the last symptom of OMRD is to read MR fanfictions. Side Effects include increased hogging of computer and more restlessness (restless to read more fanfics)

FUNNY QUOTES

-"Why be sane when insane is much more fun!"

-"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway" - anonymous

-"Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don't." - Melody Beattie

-"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action"- anonymous

-"I reject your reality and insert my own." - Mythbusters

-"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss - Douglas Adams

“ I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.’ ” - Meyer

''Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.''

"Does kind of break the elegant atmosphere..."

"... people talking without speaking/People hearing without listening"

"There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even" -Archie Bunker

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."-- Jonathan Carroll

"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"if your friends with everyone, you become a popular person in return, but you wont have a place where you can truly be who you are" --Devil and Her Love Song

"The more you scream, the more you yell, the more you push others away, the only thing you have left is your miserable self."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it’s gone."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."

"Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes"

"If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

MAXIMUM RIDE QUOTES

"So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."-Max

Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?'
Max: 'Why, is your head missing some?"

Iggy: Can I come in?
Max: No! I'm in a towel!
Iggy: I'm blind!"

"They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!"

"Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang"

"Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here," said Fang"

"So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max"

"Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?"- Gazzy

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."-Nudge

"Fang, Fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!"-Max

Max: "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks."

Ari- "I really hate this guy."
Max- "Theres a club. The haters of Ter Bortch club. Dont you have your badge yet?"
LATER ON
Max- "The meeting of the haters of Ter Bortch club will now come to order"

Angel- "I can read minds, you idiot!"
Total- "Ya, Idiot!"

Ter Bortch to Iggy- " I assume that you are always holding onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closly?"
Iggy- "Only when im trying ot steal their dessert."

“You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang

"They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. So people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" (in Terminator accent - imitating ter Borcht)

ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain. --Iggy"

"Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!"

"There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii."

"I vill now destroy dah Snickuhs bahs!"

"Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments." Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive."

"I looked around. As flock leader, everyone was expecting me to make a decision. Jeb's presence here would bring uncertainty, chaos, probably danger.
It would perk up my day."

"Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're fine. That's easy to see. I can't believe this is Maximum Ride, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!"

"Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say.
My eyes popped open and I bolted upright.
"What?" Fang said, his voice icy.
"Gazzy!" I yelled.
Wide blue eyes looked at me in surprise, then back at Fang's stoic face. "Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?" Gazzy asked.

"I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish."

"Gazzy: "Just Ten?"
Angel: "No."
Gazzy: "Five?"
Angel: "No."

"Im a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for me... And now I felt like my shell had a dangerous crack in it. Without much more effort on his part, it would split wide open and my enormous river of emotions would gush out - the bad and the good. It was pretty much the scariest thing I'd ever thought of." - Maximum Ride."

YOUR REAL NAME:

Shannon

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Shaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Cat (There is a breed of cat called the Blue Russian. Also anyone know that commerial with the skittles and blue cat lol)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

May Garden (Cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green milkshake (...Ick!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Hsyatke (I wonder if i switched that around abit maybe it could be a name... lets try it!) Shakety... Skeatyh... Stahyket... i give up lol

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Blach Raven, Black Tinkerbell, Black Stormy, Black Jazmin, Black Lilly, Black Bandit (first 5 are cats and last one is a dog)

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
X You’re easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil"
X Your favorite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

X You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
X You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
X You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favorite subject is math

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
X You only talk when you need to

X You're protective of people you care for.
Your favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
X You're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
X You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
X You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily

Total: 6

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
X Favorite subject is English
You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
X You like playing tricks on people

Total: 3

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
X You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
XYou're blunt about everything
X You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 4

I guess I am like Hikaru Devil Type.

MESSED UP WORDS

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you udnresotod taht werid ppragarh, tahn put it on yuor pofrlie! I DID