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Sup People Names Sakura! Ne I guess I got some other nicknames right? uh...Kitto-chan, Saku, and sesshy yeah ne ways stuff bout meh

hair is dyed black

im latina

im a skater/punk i guess =P uh my fav animals are the wolf and fox x3

I love music! its my life! (others then my friends, skateboard, family yada yada ya... Yeah!)

i love anime Doy! im hella random sometimes mostly when i have sugar (hail the sugar!) my best friends are Devil Hinata and Naruto! Bahahaha! ahem...oh yeah im creative and i like to see things go boom lol im also really protective of the ppl that i care about so yeah warning you now if you ever talk smack about anyone I.Will.Kick.Your.Ass! lookie lookie my bestest friend Devil Hinata has these on her pro so yeah i was just to lazy to type them so even better copy paste! we made some of these up and the rest are from other sources so thankies to the ppls who made them!

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.

You laugh because I am different, I laugh because your the same.

Shoes and socks are good for the soles of your feet.

Hym French! why du gu tink i shpeak in tis outraagus accent you shilly king?!

Why do some drinks say "No artificial colors..." when there isnt any color at all?

Itachilicious, definition: make the girls go loco, he always paints his nails and the boys they call him crazy, he's the I to the T A C the H the I and if you get it wrong you best prepare to die Itachilious!

I'm bringin Sasuke Back! and all the ninja dont know how to act, he thinks he's special when the girls attack, dirty fake! you see this hair gel baby it's your fate!

If you can keep your head, while everyone around you is losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

When things are going badly they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably over-looked something.

Sometimes I feel as if the worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are nuetral.

Keep your expectations low, that way you wont be dissapointed when things dont go your way.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.

If knowledge is power, power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime never pays... does knowledge in the end leave you broke?

God made man, knew he could do better and made woman.

Scientists say that one out of every 4 people is crazy. Check your friends. If they're all good, then your it.

Somehow the police never seem to think it's as funny as we do...

I know Kung-Fu!! And fifty other dangerous words!!

Last week japanese scientists placed explosive detinators at the bottom of lake lock ness to blow nessie out of the water.

Bow to your sensei... Bow to your sensei!!

Friends will always be like, "you deserve better", but best friends will be calling his house saying "You Will Die In Seven Days"

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver. (And Much Easier To Find!!)

When you cry, I cry. When your sad, I'm sad. When you jump of a building, ... I laugh!

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When you cry i cry, when you hurt i hurt, when you fight i fight, when you jump off a bridge i get a paddle and save your retarded ass.

If you don't like the way I drive,... Then Stay Off The Sidewalk!!

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, the sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good Evening" the proceeds to tell you why it's not.

I used to have superpowers. Then my therapist took them away.

Yesterday is history. Tommorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Life is a long and twisting road, and most of the time, you crash.

I live, and love, and laugh, Why? Because I will not give in to those who want me to die, to hate, and to cry. I will not surrender. My life is mine to live, and if you wish it gone, you will have to take it yourself, because I will not take it for you, nor will I make it easy.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, in America, It's probably and uber-swan.

When the phone goes green green I will pink it up and answer "Yellow"

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter.

Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

The world can't end today... it's already tomorrow in Japan...

I intend to live forever or die trying.

I like you. When I destroy the world you shall be the last to die.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and say the opposite.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse get the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Some say the glass is half empty, other say the glass is half full. I Say "Are you going to drink that?"

If the aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you scared?

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.

What's another word for theasaurus?

Before you critizize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you piss them of your already long gone and you've got their shoes!

If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?

The hardest battle your ever going to fight is the battle to just be you.

Smile! It scares people.

Don't knock on deaths door! Ring the bell and run off! He hates that.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Don't hit kids! No. Seriously. They Have Guns Now!!

You never become old and wise if you haven't been young and crazy!

How 'bout a nice tall glass of : "stfu!!"

I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows...

I am possibly the weirdest sane person they put here.

I am who I am, your approval isn't needed.

Fake is the trend... I guess everyone's in style.

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? (yes T-T. meh friends were late 2 teh party!)

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye... Then It's Find The Eye!! (lol)

When in doubt, duck, when in certain, don't bother, 'cause your already screwed!

I don't mind argueing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me.

If you've ever tried to spoon broth into your mouth with a FORK! copy and paste this into you profile w/ your name. Devil Hinata,

Right! Phew! Finally over!

Kay on to something else... I know!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that other people are afraid to be around you because of it's effects copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason attached this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is meaningless copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm done w/ those... they get pretty annoying... and I bet u dun even care about this profile anyway... (Sweatdrop)

Fire Demon Here is the Demon Naruto see's Tsunade as while she's in her drunken sleep. Yeah... Kinda creepy, na?(Naruto's New Team Ch 3)

Mattaku... 'Allo Peoplez! I recieved lots of knew funneh sayings. So's I'll just write them here.

HEY YOU GUYS!! IF YOU WANT TO COPY AND PASTE MY SAYINGS ON TO YOUR PRO JUST MAKE SURE TO TELL ME AND TO MAKE SURE PPLES KNOW I HELPED WITH TEH FUNNEH STUFF'S!

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way you'll regret it. You might as well just do it and be done with it.

Everything's okay in the end. If it isn't okay, then it isn't the end.

From the day i was born, till the day I die, the only side I'm on is mine.

Consciousness- the annoying time between naps.

If at first you don't succeed- cheat, repeat untill caught, and then lie!

I'm not scared of dying. I just don't want to.

You tried and you failed. So the lesson is: Never try.

Don't regret doing things. Regret getting caught.

When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Borrow money form pessimists- they don't expect it back. (I'ts true. We really don't)

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

This isn't some thing that shoud be tossed aside. It sould be thrown. With great force.

That which does not kill me, Had better run pretty damn fast

A university professer gave an examquestion in which he asked: "What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy". He was forced to give and A+ to a student who answered: "I don't know and I don't care."

A lady came up to me on the street andand pointed at me suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket." she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone: "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

When omen are depressed they go shopping. Men invade another country.

I was afraid of the thing I was afraid of the time I was afraid of the thing I was afraid of. (O.o WTF?!)

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me runnning, try to keep up.

When Everything is comig your way, your in the wrong lane.

Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel. It might be another train.

Don't regret doing things. Regret getting caught.

I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the books to the fiction section.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and see if he tries that again.

When life gives you lemons, run away. Your not supposed to take things from strangers.

Don't take life to seriously. It's not like your getting out alive.

Never argue with a stupid person. First, they'll loweryou down to their level, and then they'll beat you with expirience.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and grandmotherly types would come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "Your next!" They stopped doing that crap after I started doing that to them at funerals.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice, if you wanna mess with me then you better think twice.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

There are people I would take a bullet for, and people I would like to put a bullet in.

Leftovers are garbage that we refrigerate for weeks.

I laugh in the face of death! ... Then run away screaming like a little girl...

Don't kill me! I've Got Friends!! Kill THEM!

You're my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you.We've went through moments that were good and bad, even those that were happy and sad.You supported me when I was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear.It's really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached it's very last day.Miles away can't keep us apart 'cause you'll always be in my heart.

Today I found out
That the world will end
And nothing will exist tomorrow
And then they said
A war had begun
And every country was filled with sorrow

The paper proclaimed
A plague broke out
And all the doctors were wiped out
And all over the magazines
Were the stories of all
The dreamers that were lost
In the plane crashes the plague
Had brought
And then I heard my family had left
And not given me a note
They only wanted for me to know
That I wasn't worth it anymore
And my bike was stolen
And my dog run over
And my last teddy bear lost
And after this I gave a shrug
Because nothing else seemed
To hurt me as much
As when they announced
That you had died this morning

"You know, some of us don't even like lemonade. Besides, I think the people who say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" haven't had too many lemons to deal with in their lifetime. When you're sitting in the middle of a big-ass lemon grove and the lemons just keep pelting you in the head, metaphorically speaking, the last thing on you mind is "Gee, I should make a tasty soft drink out of these things that are causing me no end of annoyance and injury! All the shit that life is burdening me with can be resolved by making a tasty beverage! That's it! What was I thinking!"

My friends dad said: If your going to get detention, It better be because you beat the crap out of Diana, or because Neil is in a coma. Not for some dumb shit like throwing a paper ball at someone and missing completely.

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A Vampire's Love by the freak down the street reviews
Sasuke is an undead, blood-sucking jackass with a temper problem looking for the reincarnation of the sweet, beautiful, gentle Sakura he fell in love with. Boy, is he in for a surprise. YES, UPDATED. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Sasuke's True Love by beautifulluckyaura reviews
Okay, this is a story where Sasuke comes back after killing two certain people and Sakura doesn't even like him anymore. Eventual SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShika, and NejiTen Rated for future chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Line in use by SassyOMG2282 reviews
If only she had known this little line could cause everything in her life to fall down on her. Horror. Pairings? You decide. ON HIATUS! sry..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
High School Insanity by 957 reviews
Meet Sakura Haruno, a new student NINJA to Konoha High. Enter Sasuke Uchiha, fan girl attracter with his famous icy Back Off glare. Complete opposites, yet opposites attract..? Seriously, just what does Sasuke find in this strange, pink-haired girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,479 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Uchiha Restoration by SuzukiO.o reviews
DISCONTINUED BUT ENJOY IF YOU WISH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,625 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Study of the Heart by teresa reviews
In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,573 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Falling In Love by ShAm3 0F LuV3 reviews
A new year at a new school is never pleasant, especially when wherever the girls goes, drama seems to find its way to them. But thats not all, add in boys, love triangles, and fangirls, the girl has one hell of a rollercoaster ride!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Flower and Ice by angelforshow reviews
Discont.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I'm here by kaikuro reviews
Sasusaku, slight naruhina, little itasaaku. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are all 16. Their lives are great....that is until Sakura experiences a huge downfall. Can Sasuke help? Will Sasuke help? Has his feelings really changed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vaction at The Inn by BlackTaintedTears reviews
Naruto, Kakashi, Sai and Sasuke are surprised to find out that not only is Sakura NOT ugly, but also that shes been keeping something from them! Better than it actually sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
Sweets by Farawen reviews
Ever wonder why Sasuke hates sweets?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Who says being different is bad? reviews
My parents are away, they tell me not to get into trouble, but how can i not? Im Sakura,a wolf, a hyperactive skater/goth who loves to speak her mind and not to mention my awesome friends, but who's this new person i find? is he a friend? a foe? or a love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.