A set of fun little drabbles featuring slips of the tongue and comedic consequences.

Hermione and Harry are about to answer everyone's questions about their adventures, since everyone wants to know what sneaky stuff Hermione has gotten up to. The Question is, just how shocked will people be when they learn that Hermione Granger isn't the goody, goody they believed her to be in fact, she is quite the rule breaker and could give a Slytherin a run for there money.

A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!

Hermione goes into labour and with her husband and friends by her side. I wonder what the surprise could be?. (One shot)

Buffy finds herself having to deal with a lot of awkward questions when she agrees to teach a load of the new slayers about reproductive health. As the session spirals out of control, she realizes she has questions of her own. Ones that only Spike can answer, if she'll give him a chance.

Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.

Buffy dying to save the world was her gift to her friends, and Dawn. What she returned with, however, was her gift to Spike. (Who would let a Slayer leave heaven empty handed, after all?)

Hermione is making noodles as a special meal for the house-elves, but things go a bit awry. humor, goofiness, not a menage a trois, rated T for language

Severus enlists Lucius to help him woo Hermione by becoming a merman. Does it work? Not a three-way.

Hermione comes home early from a conference to find Severus giggling madly. What is going on?

Hermione accidentally turns Malfoy into a tiger and has to deal with the consequences. AU 6th Year Dramione Oneshot

'Something Blue' AU in which Willow doesn't do a 'my will be done' spell, but tries the truth spell they had been intending to use on Spike and has it go awry instead... Needless to say, hilarity ensues. (Plus a little Spuffy lovin'.)

Christy Jenkins was kidnapped when she was seven years old by the Watcher's Council. She grew up thinking she was Buffy Summers and just before the battle of the First Evil the sisters will finally be reunited.

When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Hedwig is expecting. Expect the unexpected. :D Takes place during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts.

Sequel to Kitty Feet. It's Hermione's turn! She's an Otter! What happened and what will she do to fix it?

Draco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.

Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?