Ok so fanfiction.net won't always let my avatar show up for some reason and won't reply to my emails about that. so here's what I look like: I've got two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears, cheeks, a forehead, and eyebrows. My hair is that color and you know that length.Getting a good idea of how I look? Good!

Birth day: Jan 32...1829

Real name: what you don't thing Ruleofthumb is my real name?!

Ambition: to think of a good ambition!

Gender: male

fave book: the lightning thief

Stupidest moment: I once wore a sombrero to school for picture day (long story. don't ask) then I forgot I was wearing it. when everyone stared at me in the hall, I asked my friend if there was something on my face. Another time i was wearing green face paint, forgot I was wearing it, then went out in public. Are you noticing a pattern here?

Fave fanfiction story: the quest for the Golden fleece by PJOBookworm and carameltootsieroll

Fave fanfic Author: daughterofAres97

Fave body part: eyebrows. I am certain that their purpose is to keep your face warm

fave food: Artichokes, spinach, and avocados. i'm vegetarian and darn proud of it!

Here is my blogish thing:

11/11/12- well, I just got home from play rehersal and now I have to Wait for it, Wait for it... WRITE TWO ESSAYS! Don't you just love weekend Homework? Im almost finished with the first chapter of my new story. It's a retelling of To Kill a Mockingbird told from Jem's POV. I would love any title suggestions! I've gotten 1good one so far: "A Boy's Eye View." I may upload later today.

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This is a bunny. His name is Bob. Copy Bob onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Funny Quotes And Random Things:

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

-Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

-Who is this "life" person and where does he get all these lemons?

-I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

-I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

-My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

-There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

-Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

-Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.

-If life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

-The rules only apply if you get caught.

-I have ranted to an empty room, and then ended with a "Thanks for listening," because if no one heard, it's okay, but if somebody did, then I have officially freaked out some secret agent corporation.

-Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.

- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-The Voices assure me I'm normal
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Flying is easy: just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
-Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Light a person a fire, keep them warm for a night, Light a person on fire, keep them warm for life
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- People keep telling me to get a life, but nobody tells me where to download one.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things.

-Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

-The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

-Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

- People are like Slinky's . . . They're fun to watch fall down stairs.

-Slinky escalator = endless fun

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?

Education is important, school, however, is another matter.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive. Ha, this so applies to me. It took me six months to clean my room last and I had to wear a mask over my nose and mouth because I inhaled so much dust at first that I had an allergy attack.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oops, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"

22 Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there, Joe?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you did it when they open automatically

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Note: this comes from an actual phone number. I know because I once misdialed and called it:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, Gramps!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'