Jimmy Neutron loses his dong after a viscous day of bullying and torment. Luckily he froze his evil clone and thus takes the spare genitals, but also gains an extra set of balls. Now with the libido of a steroid-pumped bull, the boy genius unleashes his bottled-up rage on Retroville and everyone in it. And as the scope of his hostile takeover expands, so does the size of his cock.

Superfamily/Avenger bonding. Peter's arrival and interactions with each member of the team. Post Avengers.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

What happens when RED team respawn but not where they are supposed to be. Follow Medic as he enters a war he was never supposed to be in and discovers some shocking things about his team. (There will be PoVs of the other teammates but the main character is Medic)

Steve Rogers / Tony Stark were having a relationship they preferred to keep out of the public eye. Everything, surprisingly, was perfect. When Nick Fury dumped the recently orphaned Peter Parker, Spiderman into their laps, things were more then perfect. Of course, "perfect" might not be the best way to describe it. Peter POV

The Blu Spy plans to sabotage his enemy's gear for the coming battle but things take a surprising turn after running into the Red Sniper. Rated M for sexual themes. SniperXSpy.

Sam and Dean are heading off to another dangerous case. But once they come across an odd hitch-hiker flailing his limbs at them wearing a funny bow tie, what else are they supposed to do? They pick up this "Doctor" and get back on the road to do what they came to do. Superwho. (More chapters to come!)

I finally had the Idol like so many others before me, but I got away from the Gorillas

Adopt-a-fic: iCarly meets FMA. This long awaited fic has finally come out of it's hiding place. Ed, Al, and Roy get stuck in the other side of the gate...in the future? Hilarity ensues as they try to get back to Amestris. T for Ed and Sam's mouths.

When Edward Elric appears in the world of Harry Potter, he is faced with the wizarding world's greatest enemy. While an unexpected adventurer joins his journey, Edward will lose more than he ever thought possible. Rated T for Edward's foul language

an au where tetris blocks have sex and have feelings and bad things happen to them. #bad things #sexy things #i don't know how to tag stuff on fan fiction #i'm tagging stuff like i normally would do on tumblr

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

The monster was right on his tail, and Daniel's only option was to hide in the cabinet. Oneshot.

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!

L-block has just found out that his life partner, Square block, was cheating on him with his brother, Inverse L-block. Rated T for character death and suicide.

"Well it's your last night on earth…What are your plans?"..."I just thought I'd sit here quietly" the angel replied completely serious. Dean/Castiel. Complete!