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My name is Michelle...(grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the c key on my laptop isn't working right)... I am 14 years old and I love animals. I want to be a Zoologist (someone who studys animals, for those of you who don't know). I live in the United States, but i would love to live in Australia. I think that Jane Goodall is a total pushover, no matter what they say. My favorite books would be the Vampire academy (effin c key...it won't work), the Warriors series, and...i guess i kinda like twilight i don't completly hate it, but I don't adore it either. : )

50 Useless and random facts...

50. In a speech made in 1961, John F. Kennedy was recorded as speaking at 327 words per minute, the fastest in public history

51. John F. Kennedy could read four newspapers in twenty minutes

52. David Rice Atchinson was President of the United States for only one day

53. The full name for Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula

54. The bikini bathing suit was so named because it was created the same year the atomic bomb was tested on Bikini Isalnd

55. Benjamin Franklin was considered to be America's first cartoonist, he was also the first to suggest that clocks may be moved forward or backward to extend the daylight hours

56. South Dakota is the only U.S state which shares no letters with the name of it's capital, Pierre

57. Maine produces more toothpicks than any other U.S state

58. The only city whose name can be spelled completely with vowels is Aiea, Hawaii, located approximately twelve miles west of Honolulu

59. The Florida Citrus Bowl football game was previously named for the tangerine

60. The full name for Bangkok is Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilok pop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivetmahasathan Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprast

61. You have to pay a tax in Denmark to use the back seat of your car for passengers

62. Dublin is home to the Fairy Investigation Society

63. There is a law in France against selling dolls without human faces

64. The KGB is headquartered at No. 2 Felix Dzerzhinsky Square, Moscow

65. Walloons speak French

66. The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983

67. Spain leads the world in cork production

68. There are 1,792 steps in the Eiffel Tower

69. here are 269 steps to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

70. 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the worlds widest road

71. There is a city in Norway called "Hell"

72. The Anglo-Saxons called May Thrimilice because cows at that point could be milked three times a day

73. The Roman emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.

74. In the first century AD, Roman doctors endorsed the brushing of teeth with urine

75. Ancient Romans ate flamingo tongues and considered them a delicacy

76. The only animal which was allowed into an ancient Roman temple was a cat

77. In ancient Egypt, you could be put to death for killing a cat

78. An Egyptian has to say "I divorce thee" three times to be legally divorced

79. Pharaoh Amenhotep IV, or Akhenaten, was married to Nefertiti, and was king Tutankhamen's father, he also decreed that the sun god Aten was the only god to be worshipped by Egyptians during his reign

80. Cleopatra's last name was Ptolemy, she was Greek, not Egyptian

81. The plant centaury is so named because it's medicinal properties were said to have been discovered by Chiron, the mythical centaur doctor and teacher.

82. In ancient Greece, "idiot" meant private citizen or layman

83. Vincent Van Goh sold only one painting in his lifetime, Red Vineyard at Arles

84. Vincent Van Goh committed suicide while painting Wheat Field with Crows

85. Salvador Dali once arrived at an exhibition with flies glued to his face

86. Salvador Dali was expelled from art school for refusing to allow professors to critique his work

87. Michelangelo's sculpture Pieta is the only work of his to bear his signature, it is on Mary's mantle strap

88. Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

89. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand while drawing with the other

90. Leonardo wrote backwards, so that the only way to properly read his writing was to hold it up to a mirror

91. After studying it for 47 days, the New York Museum of Modern Art discovered that the Matisse painting Le Bateau was hanging upside down

92. If an equestrian statue has two legs the air, the person on the horses back died in battle, if the horse has only one leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle, if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes

93. Ionic columns have 23 flutes

94. Botticelli illustrated Dante's Inferno

95. most peoples hair stops growing at 3 ft 91 cm

96. One human hair can support 3kg

97. Blondes have more hair than dark haired people

98. The human brain uses the same amount of energy as a 10-watt lightbulb

99. The human brain is 85 water

100. Children grow faster in the springtime

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Now Im gonna take a whole bunch of Miley cyrus and Jonas brothers songs and add the words "In my pants" to them

1.Miley get your gum- in my pants

2. she’s a superstar – in my pants

3. we are family-now get me some water – in my pants

4. Pumpi’n up up the party – in my pants

5.Rockin around the christmas tree – in my pants

6. I got nerve – in my pants

7. She’s a supersneak- in my pants

8. Get down and study-udy-udy- in my pants.

9.Bigger than us - in my pants

10. make some noise – in my pants

11. one in a million – in my pants

12. nobuddy’s perfect…. In my pants

13.Life’s what you make it….in my pants

14. lets do this in my pants

15.Lets get crazy…. In my pants

16. boom boom pow ….. in my pants

17. whats not to like in my pants

18. I want to know you – in my pants

19. Im a girl …. In my pants

20. lets make this last forever in my pants

21. I wanna know you in my pants

23. bone dance in my pants

24. Ready set don’t go in my pants

25. single dad blues in my pants

26.Cheese jerkey in my pants

27.Im just having fun in my pants

28. A little bit longer in my pants

29.Burning up in my pants

30.Fly with me in my pants

31. games in my pants

32. hold on in my pants

33. I am what I am in my pants

34.Insererapable in my pants

35.Kids of the future in my pants

36. live to party in my pants

37. Much better in my pants

38.Paranoid in my pants

39.S.O.S in my pants

40. That’s the way we roll in my pants

41. Time for me to fly in my pants

42. turn right in my pants

43. infatuation in my pants

44. gotta find you in my pants

45. love is on the way in my pants

46. bounce in my pants

47. Don’t charge me for the crime in my pants

48. Make a wave in my pants

49.give it a try in my pants

50. Why in my pants