Well it's 2018, and I'm 26 now. Everything below this paragraph makes me cringe so much. Mortified. In saying that though, I feel like in 10 years when I rediscover this profile again it will make for a hilarious read. So...looking forward to that :/

Heyy kids!

I have had this account since I was 15, so for about 2 years now and I have posted a one shot, a Naruto Fanfiction and a Twilight fanfiction, both stories are in progress at the moment.

Now a little about me, uh well I am 17 with blue eyes, blonde hair and a sarcastic wit to bend the will of anyone who dare challenge my intellect (Yes! Big Words!) Anyway, I am fairly intelligent, a massive spastic, bubbly, fun and spontaneous (Big word meaning random (Y) Big word #2!).

I enjoy sappy chick flick romance/drama movies (eg. The Notebook, Titanic, Moulin Rouge and Pride and Prejudice, just to name my top 4).

I am extremely odd, I am a 17 year old who LOVES to read (Favourite books ie. Jane Austens entire works, Memoirs of a Geisha, Child Possessed and the Twilight series).

I love listening to music (Favourite Bands ie. All Time Low, The Offspring, Killswitch Engage, The Used, Coheed and Cambria, Cascada, 100 Monkeys, The Fratellis and Arctic Monkeys) That was in no particular order FYI

A few of my Favourite songs are Hypnotized - Plies Ft. Akon, Holy Diver - Killswitch Engage (Dio Cover), I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness, The Way You Make Me Feel - Micheal Jackson, Smother Me - The Used and Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys , don't judge me.

Well as for writing its my absolute passion, I love it very much and have written close to 200 stories now, I usually write fanfiction with an OC because I like adding a spin to the storyline with my character, though a couple of my stories have only characters from the original story (A couple of stories out of nearly 200, I doubt I'll even be able to find them =S My computers like my room, you can't find the floor, or in this case files )

So uh, I'll go post some stories (Remember to bug me to finish them because I'm a procrastinator (Yes! Another big word!!) and I'll just keep putting it off if I think no one wants to read them) I really hope you like what I write and please no flames, just constructive criticism, flaming makes me think your a keyboard warrior.

Oh and any grammatical mistakes I make, spelling errors (eg. intristing, hopistal), msn chat (eg. wat wer u thinkin ur a gr8 frend), badly written sentences (eg. you stupid girl your just an idiot who can't think at all all you do is yell and scream like a frikken banshee you plastic spastic fantastic bitch) things like that just let me know and I will change it.

Cheers Kids,

.Wicked.

xx