Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

A collection of snippets and dabbles recording the alternate lives and troubling times of the adoptive son of Wizard Marshal Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, Shirou Schweinorg. Akasha preserve him because he's going to need the help...

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Ike never questioned his sexuality, until one day he had a certain teal haired boy as his tutor/note taker. Will Ike come to grips with the confusion that has struck him, or will he be forever confused?

Crossover between FSN and Prisma Illya. Magical Girl Illya finds herself in the fifth Holy Grail War and facing her counterpart, the Master of Berserker.

Arisato Minato sacrificed himself to prevent the fall, however he was definitely not expecting to suddenly appear in a different world to be the familiar of an over aggressive loli. FoZ/Persona 3 crossover. DISCONTINUED.

Scorned as "the Zero", Louise de la Vallière has never cast a successful spell in her life. With the Familiar Summoning Ritual her last hope to prove herself a mage, what will result when she summons someone else inextricably linked to the void?

It is human to yearn for happiness; but many people are alone in a dark place. They see others partaking in the fruits of happiness while their own mouths are filled with ashes. Issei Hyoudou is one such person until he finds a light in the dark and starts on the long road to paradise. It is a road of bizarre twists and turns, but every treacherous step is worth the struggle.

Ten years after the Fifth Heaven's Feel, Waver Velvet, Rin Tohsaka, and their allies seek to dismantle the Greater Grail for good. Post-Fate.

In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.

The TSAB finds and collects the Holy Grail taking it to be a Lost Logia, in response the Grail summons the servants to take it back from Mid-Childa by force. The servants inevitably find themselves facing Nanoha and her friends.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'

On a cold day, Nanoha was supposed to have been injured. She wasn't. Hayate was there instead, and she was killed. And with her dying breath, she gave the Wolkenritter and the Book to another, that they might live on. Chrono wasn't ready for this...

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Structural Analysis. In the wake of Kiritsugu Emiya's death, Taiga Fujimura is concerned about the destination that her ward - Shirou Emiya, is heading in life. Time for her to step in and gently guide the boy.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

When Issei is killed by Reinare in a world without Rias, Death appears before him. "Become my instrument, deathling. Become my messenger, and everything you desire shall be yours. Life. Power. Vengeance. All I ask in return is your loyalty. Your loyalty, and your allegiance." To an offer like that, there could be only one answer.

Ichika Orimura was successfully kidnapped by Phantom Task during Mondo Grosso. Years later, he is recovered as a soldier from the terrorist organization. A battle-hardened and skilled Ichika, equipped with the IS responsible for the White Knight accident, trying to adjust to a life he can no longer live, faces new and different trials... No Pairings decided.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

A single order can change the shape of a the world, and a single command spell will change the outcome of one of the deadliest wars in history. For one Servant Lancer, that order would mean either victory, or death. Either way, the battle would be sweet.

"Well then," said Saber, as she raised her glass to her lips. "May the best king win." (Or, the one where Saber makes questionable life choices, Diarmuid refuses to live up to Irish stereotypes, and there is way too much alcohol going around, even for Servants.)

Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.

When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.

Ilyasviel von Einzbern died with three things going for her: that she had lived her life as well as she could have, had hammered some important lessons about prioritizing the right people into her little-big brother's head, and was going to the afterlife with another little-big brother. Well, there were worse ways to go.

The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.

New Aincrad alone is not enough to memorialize those lost to Sword Art Online.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

Instead of being a spoiled brat when Uther says no to the Purge of Stratholme, Arthas decides to wait. After all, they'll all be zombies in like a minute anyway, it's not like he's not gonna get to kill a whole bunch of stuff anyway. Thus, he has a wonderful time stomping his way through an army of zombies.

There is no such thing as a minor character, everyone is the main character of their own story. It just happens that some of them only have minor roles in other people's lives. This is the journey of someone who only played a minor role in another wanderer's story.

He fought during the First Nova Clash, fought for the future of humanity well paying his life as a price. Instead of dying as he thought he had, he slumbered, waiting for the time when mankind faces a crisis they cannot solve.

It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.

"He is efficient. He is Brutal. He is an unstoppable force, clad in steel and fire... For he is undying. He is Shirou." -Excerpt from 'The Lives and Times of Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg

Terror: Something that must be overcome to be victorious. Triumph: When you attain victory there is nothing else. Trap: Umm, something to watch out for...? Shirou, please be careful.

A future Imperial Grand Admiral and a future leader of the Rebellion take shelter from a sandstorm together.

Rewrite under the title "21st Century Schizoid Man".

A collection of alternate, what if, and behind the scenes from Shattered Blades

Naruto is doomed to repeat a cycle of stupidity and debauchery over and over again. He's not amused. This is part of the reason why most people think Naruto crossovers are doomed to be stillborn. What would the canon Naruto react like to the actions of those cheap copies?

Boy meets devil. Girl meets hobo. And you should always be nice to hobos. You never know when they might be an ex-Triad kung fu master possessed by a biblical spirit of treachery. Because, y'know, that happens sometimes. Ise/Harem, obviously.

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.

He's got three chances, but he only needs one.

Fight. Fight until there's not a single opponent left alive.

This story is about a Servant in the fifth Fuyuki Holy Grail War. This is also all Mereo's fault.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

A homage to False Assassin and his vigil on top of the mountain.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

A brief look into the reasons behind why Kayaba designed SAO the way that he did. Because it really was a well-thought-out masterpiece, and to change anything about it you'd probably have to change his entire motive.

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)

Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.

Louise manages to summon exactly what she wanted. Sorta. This time she manages to pull a young Dire Wolf to be her familiar. What happens when Louise gets exactly what she wants, in the form of what will eventually become 1,600 pounds of magically enhanced wolf carrying the familiar runes of the Heart of God. Heaven help the world.

How do you achieve skill on par with Noble Phantasms? Tenacity? Practice? Sheer, unrelenting hate?

The King of Heroes is bored, and all the world is his for enjoyment, as long as fakers and mongrels don't ruin his fun. A Carnival Phantasm-esque story from the perspective of Gilgamesh as he enjoys everyday life.

Sufficiently advanced technology, sufficiently analyzed magic. A hive mind of billions of reality warpers is destroying the order of the multiverse. And that's just the Lilim. Shito assault Tokyo-3. The septentriones and YHVH's angels want a rematch. Oh, and demons are breaking loose, but that's just a side effect of arming the civilians. Shinji, Rei, Asuka? Let's Survive.

The stories Fate:Zero Sense and Fate:Stay Away are ones of comedy, drama and character development. All brought upon by the simple change of having all the Servants but Saber being a part of modern media. However, let us forget the latter two and let the characters have fun! Join this carnival and leave all seriousness at the door!

In which the Sacred Gear that everyone assumed was a Twice Critical... did in fact turn out to be a Twice Critical. IseXHarem

Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière, known as a failure of a mage that can only make things explode, finds herself summoning a being that is much more of an expert in the art of destruction than she is! After all, no wizard would allow a sorcerer to out-do him. There will be a romance at some point, but I'm not giving it away here...

In her heyday, the Ace of Aces pushed herself beyond her limits time and time again. Desperate battles, hopeless causes, implacable foes – the records of her heroism are many, and countless people owe her their lives. But everything has a price. And while they may be delayed or deferred, all debts must eventually be paid. Not a Gamesverse story.

A young man who dreams of saving others. A woman who wants the world to burn. Two people joined by the sword on a shared battlefield. Formerly titled "Ash and Blades"

Louise...summoned something different. An Acolyte of Warcraft Three, the most basic and seemingly useless unit in the history of the Scourge. However, when you look at it in a different way, the Acolyte can create enormous constructions out of sheer nothingness provided there are resources. The most basic unit, becomes the most important. Especially when it follows his own rules.

Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.

What if BETA tried to invade the Nasuverse?

Louise was a failure, a nothing, a zero. She couldn't forgive herself for that, and she couldn't forgive those that pointed it out to her. She's out to prove them wrong, or to at least learn to let go—it would have to be one or the other. After all, if you're gonna die, die with your boots on.

A one-shot; Kotomine Kirei is eating at Ahnenerbe, when he is asked to share a table with a girl who immediately collapses. More importantly, there's a mysterious white creature with her called Kyubey.

AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.

Kazuya Aoi is the ultimate prize; the strongest Limiter in the world. Now which Pandora will claim him?

Heaven's Feel decides to go with a World War II theme. Pity the magi.

In the aftermath of the Fourth Grail War, a Servant was left behind in the world of mortal men. Ten years later, when the Fifth Grail War begins this has a profound impact on what is to come for Shirou Emiya

First written on the Beast's Lair forum, and now here. In Flight is really, really long. So I wrote this little thing for my own amusement. I hope you all enjoy.

Few people get to see their sins face to face. But then, Kirei Kotomine was always exceptional.

Set during Season Unending. Ever wished an alternate solution to the civil war? Well, here it is.

Caren Ortensia muses over a memory only she can recall. Songfic. A lead-up to The Hearts of the Suffering.

The best laid schemes o' gods an' men gang aft agley... Eva/40K/Nanoha/Haruhi and many more. Mega crossover created as a stand-alone sequel to/AU of Academia Nut's Thousand Shinji and Open Door respectively. Reading those two first not mandatory.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

A young Kirei Kotomine and other Church Executors lead Arcueid Brunestud to the doorstep of Roa #17.

After his death, Lelouch is transported to the world of C and found out something. Then he was transported to another world, to a world where Devil, Angel and Dragon exist. Now, The Demon Emperor become a true demon not only in name but in flesh.

Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.

In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...

Driven from his birthplace, driven from his home, he walks the mortal world living a new life, a New Life where he lived a normal life. Though it had its difficulties, he was content, until one day, when his supposedly first girlfriend tried to kill him….

Crackfic. The Hangover, with the cast of Fate/stay night and other works I find.

Within the cup of the Holy Grail, Angra Mainyu became tired of waiting and tried to summon an even greater evil to destroy mankind already. It... didn't exactly go as planned as the thing he summons 'assimilates' him. Now the Fifth Grail war is gone to be fielded by a bunch of maggots with questionable sanity.

[One-shot?] A girl seeks a Servant to protect her when no one else will. A man seeks redemption for his sins when no one will forgive him. Fate works in odd ways and through the power of the Holy Grail, these two have found each other. Now, they are no longer alone and suffering. Taking solace in the other's company, they will face the coming trials together, as Master and Servant.

"Allow me to show you Raiser Phenex, why the name Godou Kusanagi was both feared and revered back in my homeland. Why the titles of Rakshasa Raja, devil king, supreme lord, and Campione were given to those of my kind. Allow me to put the fear of god slayers into you."

He gave it all up, to save everyone. He made the sacrifice, with no expectations of anything in return... but someone still took it upon themselves to repay him for what he did.

The King is not amused by the entertainment devices that you mongrels enjoy so much.

A Saber Lily Origin Story, Discretion advised. Oneshot.

Emiya Shirou can instantly understand any weapon he sees. An IS is most certainly a weapon. What will happen when the amateur mage is thrust into the futuristic world of the IS Academy?

Co-written with Windrave aka Wheeljack on TFF. A Sekirei crossover. Ever go left when you normally go right? Here's one such case, causing a meeting that would not have happened otherwise and whose repercussions will cause many plans to go awry.

Because there isn't a single cross with Shirou Emiya in it in this section and that honestly makes me a bit sad. Well I hope you enjoy it:) Also I REALLY need a better title so suggestions would be appreciated.

"This is the tale of the once and future king... GAO"

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

Smiles normally indicate happiness. Smiles usually mean joy. To a certain Hatake Kakashi, he is about to learn why the smiles of his students indicate pain. A response to Akun50's Unique Power-Ups challenge. One-Shot

Before the Grail War even began, Shirou met a proud woman in the park. Little did he know that this innocuous encounter would mark the beginning of a great tale of adventure, heroism, and perhaps, if he is very lucky, a little romance. (Female Gilgamesh)

One shot. Kotomine Kirei recites a final prayer before the start of the Fifth Holy Grail War - an insight into his thoughts on religion and the battle that lays ahead.

A small miracle opened the eyes of Tohsaka Tokiomi.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

It was just a small wish: To live with their master and their friends as those uneventful days passed by, to see him grow up as he chased his ideals by his own strength. To become an ally of justice; a hero who can save everyone.

On their journey to save the galaxy, Shepard finds himself vastly overshadowed by his strange new recruit... Publishers warning: lethal dosage of CRACK!

For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

A meeting of rivals. The beginning of a legend.

Most assume the Redguard Captain tried to kill the Dragonborn because of sheer spite. The truth is much more dark and sinister...well, not really. But it's still pretty bad.

DISCONTINUED: UP FOR ADOPTION. Fate Extra. The Holy Grail War: 128 Magi and Servants fighting for an object that grants any wish to its wielder. Among them, a girl with a terrible secret and the Original Hero.

An answer to the question of why, exactly, Obito committed his atrocities.

Nothing Serious To Be Found Here. It's the Lancer and Archer buddy-cop movie that was never made! Bask in the weird!

Accelerator died and went to hell... or not! Slight F/SN reference/crossover

Harry Dresden would honestly have been happier if that Takamachi woman had never walked into his office and asked for his help. But, well, she did, and it's technically not her fault that they're BOTH running for their lives now...Rewrite of On The Run.

A story about stories, the people who live in them, and the Holy Grail War, a ritual of combat where Magi vie for dominance. But when the summoned warriors are revealed to be much more contemporary characters than expected, a mystery ten years in the making looms darkly in the background of the conflict and haunts the minds of its participants. *MULTICROSS WITH A METAFICTION BENT*

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

AU from Heaven's Feel: Having met a two years old genius with a dream similar but different from his, Shirou takes another path to reach his ideal. How will a more jaded Shirou deal with Hanokiwa Academy ?

What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?

On a day unlike any other, I found myself becoming the God of Thunder. So when I ran into Haruhi Suzumiya three years later, the complete and utter insanity around me didn't bother me as much as it probably should have... DEAD FIC

In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.

Because Shirou just can't have an ordinary day off.

Ichimaru Gin has a message from God which he needs to deliver to the SSS. This message would have made him smile if it weren't for the fact he was already smiling. As for Tachibana Kanade, she is about to discover something quite new about God. One-Shot.

It's oddly comforting to know what happens after death. Vegeta struggles with being the single parent of a teenage daughter.

The young and world weary Shirou Emiya catches a glimpse of the one whom he will eternally search for.

Character pairings are an integral part of fanfiction. What if some of the most common fan pairings got the abridged treatment? My entry for the Dragon Ball Z Abridged Fanart Contest.

Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

An old AU Caster/Shirou fanfic I started based on an idea for an unwritten path in the series. What if Shirou was the one to meet Caster instead of Souichirou?

Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.

In the aftermath of Second Impact, every mage on the planet died. However, the Grail continues to exist. After waiting fifteen years for a wish, the Grail takes Fate unto itself and starts a new War, choosing from humanity the seven with the strongest wishes and granting them Servants. Who will emerge victorious from the whirlwind of colliding souls? DEAD FIC

There is always that one day in a year that is remembered for various reasons. It could be someone's birthday. It could be because a normal day got turned upside-down. For Chiffon Fairchild and her Limiter, Eugene, they're about to live and remember forever the longest day of their lives. One Shot.

A wish that wants to be fulfilled. A Grail tainted. An Grail incomplete. A Grail that watches. A Grail that wants to be used. 28 people get another chance to make a wish. Win, lose or draw, SOMEONE'S wishing on the Grail…

The second magic, the doorway to infinite possibilities. Exposed to it's effects from a young age, the Emiya Shirou that should have been is no more. In his stead is... Emiya Kirika? Why are there two Sabers? What's going on with this grail war!

Homura has walked down the lonely roads outside of time again and again on her quest, but what if just once she didn't need to walk alone? Just a short, shoddy thing I wrote up after watching episode 10. I hope it entertains.

Izaya birthday drabble. He can't read her, but maybe he doesn't want to.

The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.

To delay the use of Blood Fort on the school, Issei and Rider come to an accord.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins.

Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...

Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.

In an alternate universe, three traitors have set into motion a plot that will shake the world to its core. Captain Sosuke Aizen and the Thirteen Court Guard Squads stand against Hueco Mundo, awaiting an enemy with genocide as its goal.

Gatou summoned an Ultimate One, this time of Venus. Angel Notes x Fate/EXTRA.

What if the War had happened in Lovecraft's universe instead of Nasu's...? Long after Innsmouth's destruction, the last two heirs of the Marsh family enter a seven-way assassination game that might send their greatest wish to Azathoth...or destroy them.

Herald of the Void AU. Instead of summoning a Necron Lord, Louise summons a Monstrous Creature. The Hive Mind never looked this cute. HUMOR! Enjoy! ON HIATUS.

Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?

Sometimes the worst monsters look perfectly human, while the most obvious monsters are actually quite friendly.

Damn it, Zouken.

Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.

Oneshot fluff. Inspired by some seasonal Saber Alter art.

Izaya has been turned into a girl by Shinra. Shizuo takes an interest in the new girl he met with the strange, fur trimmed coat and piercing red eyes.

Takehito lives, Miya never falls in love, changing everything.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

What if I told you Yurippe's uncanny resemblance to a certain someone was more than just a coincidence? After the events of "Angel Beats," Yurippe was transported to a universe ruled by an unexpected God.

Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

For a Wolkenritter, there is no end to service. They always rise again, no matter how many times they are cut down.

What if Shirou was raised by...? Metal Gear\Fate Stay Night crossover. One shot. A/N All are invited to continue this, if so they wish.

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

Crack. The FSN cast interprets the LotR story.

Something sinister stalks the streets of Misaki Town. To keep his promises and protect his loved ones, Shiki Nanaya hunts the terror hiding in the dark. A sequel to I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat.

Radical Inquisitors summon something... interesting.

Familiar spirits are the mark of those born with magic, their proof of nobility. To partake in their summoning, the most sacred act of all. Come, oh beautiful, sacred, strong familiar spirit, and grant us our heart's desire...

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

Various short snippets detailing different familiar summonings for Louise. Each individual chapter is a complete and final stand-alone. The ideas that didn't become stories.

On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.

A one-shot story. This chapter was formerly a part of a long fanfic series I had intended to write featuring Archerko, a Holy Grail war in the making in Halkeginia and several other anime heroes crossing over as servants.

Because everyone's said it at least once.

The Raikage agrees to forgive Sasuke on one condition: that Naruto offer up his own life as payment. Naruto agrees, but realizes too late that whatever he thought Sasuke's life was worth, it wasn't this.

Emiya Shirou died five times during his life...

When I die, would you remember me, Celty? Would you?

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

A wise and hobo-like museum curator tells the tale of a murderous courier to a young adventurer. The third murderiffic installment of the 'King Superman' series!

The World is dying and humanity along with it, with modern civilization brought to its knees. In the face of this backdrop of despair and desolation, can even a would-be hero maintain his course? Or like so many others, will he stray from it...and fail?

Feeling guilty at leaving Souji alone to do all the work and pay for everything, Yosuke challenges everyone else to get a job like him and pitch in. They didn't last a week. This, is their story.

A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Very little good can come of Danzō and Sai in the same room as Tenten's corpse. Very, very little.

Red may have been born a mute child, but he was always talking. Always.

When Izaya left, he ripped this family open. Now, he's back- after a two year absence. And they are dying again, mother and daughters, father and son. Why can't you see what you do to us, Izaya? You shouldn't have come back. COMPLETE.

The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!

Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1

Bringing the war back to the Holy Grail War, three of history's greatest fight to the death.

Lelouch meets a girl from his past who possesses inhuman powers and a terrible secret. Worse, he doesn't remember her. But he'd better remember soon...An unholy fusion of Code Geass, Elfen Lied, and Lelouch remaining in the royal family. Now complete.

AU. When Yuki moved to a new town, she was unable to make any friends. So she made one up, with a clockwork heart made out of gears and springs...

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

The absent are the dead --- for they are cold, And ne'er can be what once we did behold; And they are changed, and cheerless, --- or if yet The unforgotten do not all forget. - Lord Byron. Complete. Challenge fic WINNER!

An alterante ending to the story, 'Master of Discipline.'

Years after the final battle, a message prompts Clare to visit an old friend - One shot

Trifle not with a 10,000 year old autonomous combat program who has done more damage to the universe with her right pinky finger than you can even imagine. The Wolkenritter are not cuddly. Nor are they to be pushed.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

Can one ordinary man bring light into darkness and change the heart of a woman who believes only in violence? How much can one man really accomplish? Can he change the world?

Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?

Kallen x Lelouch. “You sexy man beast… take me.” Kallen, Lelouch, the Student Council, pirates, a play, and the usage of the previous quote. I think I might have finally lost it guys.

One possible explanation of how the Sekirei came to Earth.

“Zero-sama, sorry to bother you, but I’ve taken the liberty of spreading the news, and we’ve even begun making plans for the baby shower.” Lelouch, C.C., and the reason why you should do as the title of this story says.

They dodged bullets and bombshells and bounty hunters and everything else the world threw at them, long enough for regimes to crumble and gray to sprout in their hair. The inevitable ending.

There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.

A very pissed off Guardsman. A politicaly correct re-education programme. Maybe these two things should never go together.

Because really, someone had to have been in that hallway. UBW route, days eight and nine.

One student outside told her that he hadn't seen Shirou since before lunch. He was probably still inside the student council room, then. He was. Post Dead End 18. Spoilers.

Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.

N.B. Angel Notes is a short 'story' of sorts by Nasu Kinoko. If you haven't read it you probably won't understand much of this fanfic. I highly recommend that you read the excellent translation by Evospace at Gaku Gaku Animal land.

Not quite sure how I would do a summery of this one. It has an Inquisitor and a Daemonhost in it. If you want to know more then you will just have to read it.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!

Rider discovers the path of least resistance.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Put one hanyou, a time traveling schoolgirl, a demon slayer, a kitsune, and a monk in a dark cave. Watch the inevitable chaos unfold.

Watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god.

They just don't mix.

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

COMPLETE Scorned by Inu-Yasha, Kagome flees to the future and seals the well. And Sesshoumaru lived to see her time...

It's the end of the universe. An angsty piece written from Death's POV.